# Euphumisms for vomitting...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphumisms-for-vomitting/32476>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 8, 2000, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphumisms-for-vomitting/32476 "2000-09-08T06:27:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Adolph\_Peewee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47c2d/32.png) [@Adolph\_Peewee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Adolph_Peewee)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphumisms-for-vomitting/32476/21 "2000-09-08T15:12:11Z")

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Reversed Peristalsis

Ralph  
Blurg  
Taste Testing pH levels

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**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphumisms-for-vomitting/32476/22 "2000-09-08T15:33:49Z")

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Calling Dinosaurs

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphumisms-for-vomitting/32476/23 "2000-09-08T16:03:43Z")

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Anointing the ground (for outdoor occurences)

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**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphumisms-for-vomitting/32476/24 "2000-09-08T16:22:48Z")

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Dibs on the big chunks? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

You want me to start hurling here don’t you? And just when I was feeling better…

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**Author:** ![horowitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@horowitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/horowitz)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphumisms-for-vomitting/32476/25 "2000-09-08T16:33:45Z")

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Calling The Hogs

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphumisms-for-vomitting/32476/26 "2000-09-08T16:38:40Z")

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Hanging out with BERRRRT and RALLLLPH

If you’re seasick: Chumming the water

Chunky Mouthwash

I gotta boot

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**Author:** ![Motorgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Motorgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Motorgirl)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphumisms-for-vomitting/32476/27 "2000-09-08T19:52:10Z")

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Liquid Laugh

Upswallow

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**Author:** ![Kasugai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/df788c/32.png) [@Kasugai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kasugai)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphumisms-for-vomitting/32476/28 "2000-09-08T20:07:47Z")

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I’ve always been a fan of the “Technicolor Yawn”. Mmm.

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**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphumisms-for-vomitting/32476/29 "2000-09-08T20:27:54Z")

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I really like the word “Chunder.”

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphumisms-for-vomitting/32476/30 "2000-09-08T20:42:22Z")

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Pipeliner, you kind of beat me. The way I heard it, it was:

Chundering like a snowblower

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphumisms-for-vomitting/32476/31 "2000-09-08T20:42:44Z")

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I must say, one of the mist DISGUSTING threads in receant days, but what the hell, I’ll give it a shot…

Yack  
Barf  
Puke  
Spew  
Vomit  
Throw-Up  
Ralph (sucks to actually be a guy named Ralph in this case)  
Spit-Up  
Keck  
Retch  
Cast up  
Bring up  
Praying to the porcelin Gods  
Talking to Ralph/John (heard both) on the big-white porcelin phone  
Chunder  
Cough up  
Clear oneself of the previous meal  
Checking what you had for breakfast  
etc…  
And I did NOT use a thesaurus, that would be cheating. (Yes, I relaize some are repeated, but screw you.)

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**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphumisms-for-vomitting/32476/32 "2000-09-08T20:50:06Z")

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Hurl  
Yakk  
Hork  
Murph

Whoever said “Chunder” hangs out on alt.tasteless way too much…

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**Author:** ![densefog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8491ac/32.png) [@densefog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/densefog)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphumisms-for-vomitting/32476/33 "2000-09-08T20:53:52Z")

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After a few weeks of lurking, and _this_ is where I choose to post first…

Laughing at the carpet  
Making stew  
Making chowder  
Reverse shotgun

A buddy recently got so drunk, he vomited on his wife and baby daughter, so the new euphemisms in his honor are:

Todding  
Decorating the spouse

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphumisms-for-vomitting/32476/34 "2000-09-08T20:56:01Z")

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Harf

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