# Euro Disney Porn Flicks.  That IS Pinocchio and he IS glad to see you!

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**Created:** [October 13, 2006, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euro-disney-porn-flicks-that-is-pinocchio-and-he-is-glad-to-see-you/376270 "2006-10-13T02:44:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euro-disney-porn-flicks-that-is-pinocchio-and-he-is-glad-to-see-you/376270/1 "2006-10-13T02:44:23Z")

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Yup, they’re making the [mouse with two backs](http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061013/us_nm/disney_dc_2) in Euro Disney’s locker rooms.

Just too funny. 😃

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euro-disney-porn-flicks-that-is-pinocchio-and-he-is-glad-to-see-you/376270/2 "2006-10-13T05:23:53Z")

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“I’m sorry, Mickey, but you can’t split up with Minnie just because she’s acting silly.”  
“I didn’t say she was acting silly! I said she was fucking Goofy!”

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euro-disney-porn-flicks-that-is-pinocchio-and-he-is-glad-to-see-you/376270/3 "2006-10-13T12:15:32Z")

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I thought it would have been called, “Chip N’ Dale: Dancers.”

They also have footage of Donald running around without pants…
