# EuroDopers! In here!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurodopers-in-here/193816>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 8, 2003, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurodopers-in-here/193816 "2003-08-08T12:40:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurodopers-in-here/193816/1 "2003-08-08T12:40:36Z")

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It’s been going for a little while now, but I think more people need to know about the wonderfulness that is…

**[NADS.](http://pub75.ezboard.com/bnads)**

The Non-American Dopers Society, aka a message board where us Eurodopers can talk about stuff without having to explain what marmite is. Hurrah!

Of course, Americans are welcome. Just don’t expect us to explain who Terry Wogan is.

Come. Join us. NADS.

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurodopers-in-here/193816/2 "2003-08-08T12:41:44Z")

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I almost forgot the disclaimer - the site is not affiliated with the Straight Dope or the Chicago Reader in any way whatsoever.

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurodopers-in-here/193816/3 "2003-08-08T12:45:43Z")

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You missed off your title:

**Francesca**  
VP of Marketing

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**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurodopers-in-here/193816/4 "2003-08-08T12:48:11Z")

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And if you’re dumb like me and can’t remember the URL when you’re hiding (sorry, reading/researching) in the library, google ‘nads sdmb’…and hey presto.

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**Author:** ![Schnitte](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/schnitte/32/9033_2.png) [@Schnitte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Schnitte)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurodopers-in-here/193816/5 "2003-08-08T12:49:33Z")

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What the hell is marmite, and who is Terry Wogan?

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**Author:** ![Schnitte](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/schnitte/32/9033_2.png) [@Schnitte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Schnitte)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurodopers-in-here/193816/6 "2003-08-08T12:51:17Z")

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And why does the NADS Community Chest only accept contributions in US dollars?

[sub]Now _that_ makes me look generous! The first thing I checked was the contributions page. I just like those things. It makes me feel so alienated, without credit cards…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![everton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@everton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/everton)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurodopers-in-here/193816/7 "2003-08-08T13:52:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by garius \*  
> You missed off your title:
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> **Francesca**  
> VP of Marketing

VP? VP? _Director_ of Marketing please!

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> _Originally posted by Schnitte_  
> …and who is Terry Wogan?

You wouldn’t ask that if you were Danish. He’s banned from that country apparently.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurodopers-in-here/193816/8 "2003-08-08T13:53:04Z")

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Furthermore, it should be noted that the Chicago Reader and its affiliates have no control over the board, which has its own set of rules and its own administrators.

NADS is run off EZBoards, which is a US site - hence the dollar thingummy.

That URL again [http://pub75.ezboard.com/bnads](http://pub75.ezboard.com/bnads)

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurodopers-in-here/193816/9 "2003-08-08T14:26:20Z")

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**JJimm** - are you that guy who does voice overs for banks and building societies on radio ads?

You know - the poor sod who has to quietly read out:

[sub]7.2% APR quoted on example sum of £15,000 over 5 years. Average Interest Rate on Loans is 14.4% APR. Terms and Conditions Apply.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurodopers-in-here/193816/10 "2003-08-08T14:39:08Z")

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7 out of ten owners [sub]who expressed a preference[/sub] said their cats preferred it [sub]does not constitute a guarantee. Void where prohibited.[/sub].

No. I am an Imperialist running-dog.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurodopers-in-here/193816/11 "2003-08-08T14:39:19Z")

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nah, Jjimm is actually the guy who sings “who give’s you extra” in the Halifax ads, and not the branch manager from peckham they use.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurodopers-in-here/193816/12 "2003-08-08T14:44:30Z")

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Marmite is an all-purpose goat lubricant, and Terry Wogan is part-time Bishop of Bath and Wells, and President of the Board of Trade.

Or maybe not. It all depends, really.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurodopers-in-here/193816/13 "2003-08-08T14:46:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \*  
> \*\*nah, Jjimm is actually the guy who sings “who give’s you extra” in the Halifax ads, and not the branch manager from peckham they use. \*\*

He’s my favourite guy on TV at the moment! He’s so funny!

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurodopers-in-here/193816/14 "2003-08-08T14:46:59Z")

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I thought Terry Wogan was the all-purpose Lubricant and Marmite was the part-time bishop?!

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurodopers-in-here/193816/15 "2003-08-08T14:52:23Z")

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No no no! Marmite is a tarmac substitute! and Terry Wogan owns the local chippy.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurodopers-in-here/193816/16 "2003-08-08T14:54:11Z")

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Try lubricating a goat with Terry Wogan, and see how far you get.

Actually, that sounds like an idea for a game show. I must telephone Channel Five at once …

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurodopers-in-here/193816/17 "2003-08-08T14:56:08Z")

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I should remind people that it’s **free** to join.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurodopers-in-here/193816/18 "2003-08-08T14:56:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jjimm \*  
> \*\*He’s my favourite guy on TV at the moment! He’s so funny! \*\*

Are you serious? Have you been eating aluminium foil or something? Funny?

those ads aren’t a patch on 118 118. If I have to hear one more pop song turned into a tune about an 11.9% APR on a mortgage I’m going to start taking hostages.

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**Author:** ![everton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@everton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/everton)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurodopers-in-here/193816/19 "2003-08-08T14:57:36Z")

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A marmite is a bishop’s hat and Terry Wogan is a bishop basher.

Should someone have added “No Riff Raff” to the NADS invitation?
