# Eurovision: am I on my own? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 15, 2004, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303 "2004-05-15T19:06:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Galanthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Galanthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Galanthus)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/201 "2004-05-15T21:43:38Z")
I liked Serbia too … would have voted for them if Xena hadn’t been singing for Ukraine. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/202 "2004-05-15T21:44:56Z")
All is not lost. Xena is winning. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/203 "2004-05-15T21:45:13Z")
Monaco? Yowza. Next up: Vatican City. “Good evening, Your Holiness!” ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/204 "2004-05-15T21:45:20Z")
Fucking hell. Last time I saw a face like that, Garius had told us to bet on it. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/205 "2004-05-15T21:45:39Z")
Galanthus, I heard Kleenex was Ukraines biggest export. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/206 "2004-05-15T21:47:21Z")
someone give Norway a point. It was a rather good song. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/207 "2004-05-15T21:48:47Z")
> [@TwistofFate](#): > > someone give Norway a point. It was a rather good song. Yeah, Norway looks a little lonely down there with 0 points. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/208 "2004-05-15T21:49:23Z")
Hello, my little Malteser! ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/209 "2004-05-15T21:49:41Z")
Wasny. BTW why doesn’t the FYROM just change their name to a squiggle? ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/210 "2004-05-15T21:50:58Z")
> [@ruadh](#): > > Wasny. was ya bam! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/211 "2004-05-15T21:52:27Z")
> [@ruadh](#): > > BTW why doesn’t the FYROM just change their name to a squiggle? Because then they’d be TCFKAFYROM. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/212 "2004-05-15T21:53:27Z")
Irelands knackered, Sweden’s 12 points go to Norway… ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/213 "2004-05-15T21:53:50Z")
Is the Polish fella a tv presenter, or did they just grab an accountant on his way home? ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/214 "2004-05-15T21:54:53Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Because then they’d be TCFKAFYROM. sounds like an albanian brand of coffee… ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/215 "2004-05-15T21:55:22Z")
> [@Kal](#): > > Is the Polish fella a tv presenter, or did they just grab an accountant on his way home? Either way, he scares me. ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/216 "2004-05-15T21:56:54Z")
I bet he scared that Ukrainian woman too. ---
**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/217 "2004-05-15T21:56:58Z")
> [@TwistofFate](#): > > Sweden’s 12 points go to Norway… Not likely in **this** universe… Q. What does Sweden have that Norway doesn’t? A. Good neighbors. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/218 "2004-05-15T21:57:45Z")
this isn’t real life, It’s Eurovision. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/219 "2004-05-15T21:59:49Z")
Sweden got an undertaker on his way home. ---
**Author:** ![Galanthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Galanthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Galanthus)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/220 "2004-05-15T22:00:04Z")
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