# Eurovision: am I on my own? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 15, 2004, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303 "2004-05-15T19:06:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/81 "2004-05-15T20:04:22Z")
I’m blue, da ba dee… People should really check the expiration dates of their self-tanning lotions. ---
**Author:** ![Saitou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Saitou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saitou)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/82 "2004-05-15T20:04:25Z")
Hulk SMASH ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/83 "2004-05-15T20:05:35Z")
they didn’t think the body paint through too well, considering its all over the singer now. it’s like Drop Dead Gorgeous all over again! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/84 "2004-05-15T20:07:25Z")
Meatloaf is a dancer in this song. worst haircut award for certain. ---
**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/85 "2004-05-15T20:07:47Z")
Elvis just called, he wants his suit back! ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/86 "2004-05-15T20:08:36Z")
I’m beginning to rethink my fascination with the Balkans. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/87 "2004-05-15T20:08:45Z")
"Life is a book and you gotta read it. " Does Hallmark know that their copyright is being infringed? Love the Vorlon set, by the way. ---
**Author:** ![Galanthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Galanthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Galanthus)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/88 "2004-05-15T20:08:47Z")
Well so far my vote goes for the Ukraine 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kellner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c2a13f/32.png) [@kellner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellner)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/89 "2004-05-15T20:11:00Z")
> [@Galanthus](#): > > Well so far my vote goes for the Ukraine 🙂 Yes, there’s nothing like a bunch of post-apocalyptic go-go dancers. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/90 "2004-05-15T20:11:01Z")
General Zod regretted putting the bleach in the wash. Greek entry is very Enrique Inglacias meets zorba the greek. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/91 "2004-05-15T20:11:45Z")
Ph my God! He just pulled ribbons out of their butts! ---
**Author:** ![kellner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c2a13f/32.png) [@kellner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellner)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/92 "2004-05-15T20:12:36Z")
I have to admit that I underestimated white suits until this evening. ---
**Author:** ![Saitou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Saitou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saitou)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/93 "2004-05-15T20:13:11Z")
Buck’s fizz have a lot to answer for ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/94 "2004-05-15T20:13:34Z")
When in doubt, remove clothing. ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/95 "2004-05-15T20:13:36Z")
Greece: “Unspeakably vile” has a second candidate now. ---
**Author:** ![Galanthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Galanthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Galanthus)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/96 "2004-05-15T20:14:31Z")
Hehe 🙂 How many times has that costume trick been used since Bucks Fizz did it! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/97 "2004-05-15T20:14:32Z")
ireland are up after this one. I already have my lighter out in anticipation. ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/98 "2004-05-15T20:15:30Z")
Iceland: Is he crossing his eyes deliberately to get a better look at his 'hawk? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/99 "2004-05-15T20:15:46Z")
Iceland apparently has Sauron singing backup. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303/100 "2004-05-15T20:15:54Z")
As regards points, “None”'s gone to Iceland. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eurovision-am-i-on-my-own/245303.md?page=6)