phillip Schofield called. he wants his Live and Kicking wig back too.
Return of the Scary Clown Lady! Yes, there really is such a thing as too much Botox.
That show was great! I loved it!
“Observe that I have nothing up my sleeve”
At least the video’s between the songs made sense this year
All 36 countries voting! It’s going to take HOURS!
It’s CJ from West Wing! I didn’t know she was from Austria…
Until 11.10pm I believe.
exageration really isn’t your strong point, eh gemma? 
Serious Balkan block voting going on.
Better that than starting wars with each other though, innit?
Netherlands 6 points! Yay!
Erm… how about “Hours? Nah! We’re gonna be here for days!”
Somebody give ireland a fucking point or i storm the European parliament.
I love the Belorussian voting … 
At least the UK’s got a point this year.
Yeah, we’re already doing better then last time!
i voted for EU enlargement, they can vote for my country’s song.
Ireland doesn’t deserve a point, the song was shite.
Kat? Is that you?
Hasn’t stopped half the songs getting points so far!!
we’re getting punished for the halftime riverdance delight!