# Euty Appreciation Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-appreciation-thread/61159>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 7, 2001, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-appreciation-thread/61159 "2001-04-07T16:56:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-appreciation-thread/61159/1 "2001-04-07T16:56:55Z")

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I just finished reading the current issue of “Teemings” and I was thinking… **Euty** is a good friend of mine, so I know how much hard work he puts in on this board. Both as a mod, and as editor of “Teemings.”

He is also a wonderful person, and a very good friend to many of us here. He is always willing to listen, and to help in any way he can. He has been given a challenging home situation in life, and he handles it with more grace than almost any of the rest of us would. He truly cares about people, and he acts on that caring.

I don’t think that we tell him anywhere NEAR enough how much we value him…both as a person, and as a moderator.

So…here is a chance to tell him how wonderful he is!

Scotti

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-appreciation-thread/61159/2 "2001-04-07T17:07:24Z")

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**Euty** … gotta say it, but you _are_ the bee’s knees.

So, are you a brownies kind of guy, or a chocolate chip cookie kind of guy?

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-appreciation-thread/61159/3 "2001-04-07T17:11:04Z")

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I don’t think I could possibly say it better than {b]Scotti\*\* so I won’t even try.

My coding repair god. 🙂 You’re the best.

(Why don’t we have a kissy smilie? I want a kissie smilie for these kinds of posts!)

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**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-appreciation-thread/61159/4 "2001-04-07T17:11:12Z")

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To borrow an expression from my misspent junior high school days, Euty rocks the docks and shakes the lakes. And I’m not just saying that because he put me in Teemings this month, 🙂

Really, thanks for everything. The Dopers appreciate all your work every time we access the boards.

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**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-appreciation-thread/61159/5 "2001-04-07T17:23:30Z")

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Yes, thanks, **Euty** , thanks a whole bunch. I haven’t been here long enough to really know much about you, but from the posts I’ve seen I am certain that you are one hellaciously fine sentient entity.  
Thanks, mate.  
You are on my list of people for whom I would gladly spring for a curry.  
Oh, and as I have just said to **Fenris** , if you were female, I would gladly jump your bones in whatever position gave you greatest pleasure. Including mayonaisse.  
P.S. are you **really** only 13"??? how do you cope???

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-appreciation-thread/61159/6 "2001-04-07T17:31:42Z")

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**Euty** - Thank you for all the hard work you do, and the smiles that you bring to my face with your posts! Who knows how far astray we’d _really_ go without your help?! 🙂

[sub]Wait, I don’t think I said that right… Let me try again[/sub]

Without you, we wouldn’t wouldn’t have know the depths of insanity that we know.

[sub]No, that isn’t right either… One more shot.[/sub]

Umm… uh…

Heck, **Euty** , you’re just awesome! I’ll leave it at that!

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-appreciation-thread/61159/7 "2001-04-07T17:33:39Z")

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You do good work man. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-appreciation-thread/61159/8 "2001-04-07T18:08:02Z")

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And, he lives in Rhode Island! How much cooler can you get? 😉

Seriously, Euty. You do rock, and thanks for all the hard work you give to this board.

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**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-appreciation-thread/61159/9 "2001-04-07T18:37:00Z")

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Off the top of my head…

Euty is handsome,  
and Euty is kind.  
It’s apparent to all,  
he has a wonderful mind.

He comes to these boards,  
without getting paid.  
He oftens bemoans that  
he can never get laid.

We know he’s just kidding,  
he’s says that in jest.  
As far as mods go,  
he’s simply the best.

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**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-appreciation-thread/61159/10 "2001-04-07T19:07:46Z")

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I can’t compete with **Scotti** ’s eloquence or **Feynn** ’s poetry, so I’ll just say this: **Euty** , you’re wicked smashing. 😃

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**Author:** ![Lost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/22d042/32.png) [@Lost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lost)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-appreciation-thread/61159/11 "2001-04-07T19:45:40Z")

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I really like Euty a lot. I admire his writing (Teemings) his hard work here & on Teemings, his wit (Where your damn thread went to) and lots more. His caring messages are very touching. This MB would not be what it is today without him.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-appreciation-thread/61159/12 "2001-04-07T19:50:43Z")

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::singing::

Oh, **Euty** , you’re so fine  
you’re so fine you blow my mind  
hey **Euty** , hey **Euty** ,  
I don’t sing for just anybody, now. 😃

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-appreciation-thread/61159/13 "2001-04-07T20:32:21Z")

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Euty is my #1 love slave…there are a couple of others on this board but Euty takes top pick.

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**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-appreciation-thread/61159/14 "2001-04-07T20:58:03Z")

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_bashful_  
Um, hi, **Euty**. I think yer keen.  
_running out quickly_

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-appreciation-thread/61159/15 "2001-04-07T21:40:43Z")

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\*\* Euty \*\* is the best thing since sliced bread. He is the honey in my oatmeal, the butter on my toast. \*\* Euty \*\* is loved even down here on the Gulf Coast.

Yeah it sucks, but what are ya gonna do ?

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-appreciation-thread/61159/16 "2001-04-07T21:45:58Z")

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If I weren’t afraid it would sound like sucking up, I’d admit that I have a little crush on Euty. The masterful way he moderates! His endearing self-effacement! His…oops, I’m going too far.

_ **blushes and scurries out** _

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-appreciation-thread/61159/17 "2001-04-07T21:52:33Z")

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What a guy!!!

And he even puts up with me on ICQ - What’s not to love!!!

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2001, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-appreciation-thread/61159/18 "2001-04-07T22:37:25Z")

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**Euty** really does an amazing job on the boards and on _Teemings_. Plus, he’s just a really kind, intelligent, friendly guy.  
There are people around here that make this board a wonderful place, and he is very high on that list.

\*_Euty_, you rock the Casbah!

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2001, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-appreciation-thread/61159/19 "2001-04-08T00:25:18Z")

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I first noticed \*\* Euty’s \*\* non moderator skills when he composed some excellent Gilbert and Sullivan parodys on board related stuff… You are someone whose posts I truly appreciate reading. I know the work that you put in on Teemings doesn’t get the appreciation it should. I will always treasure the stories you share about your sons, they show how good and kind and decent a man you are…

Keith

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**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2001, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-appreciation-thread/61159/20 "2001-04-08T00:39:39Z")

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Hey Euty! You’re the cream in my coffee!

-L

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