# Euty, the Moderator, is wrong **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 16, 2001, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-the-moderator-is-wrong/50301 "2001-01-16T08:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-the-moderator-is-wrong/50301/81 "2001-01-19T21:31:46Z")
Well, gee … you three have gotten things running so nicely and so well organized … I’m feeling kinda superfluous here. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-the-moderator-is-wrong/50301/82 "2001-01-19T21:47:42Z")
See how much fun it is to be flirted with Euty? (Not that you didn’t already know) And by some of the best ladies on the board? I am jealous. And you are hardly superfluous- who is gonna open the pickle jars & take out the trash? 😃 Now, if you would just change your mind about PCP’s, at least for major milestones… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-the-moderator-is-wrong/50301/83 "2001-01-19T23:45:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > Hey, hey, wait a minute…_I_ like to cook too! Not that I’m trying to get out from under (heh) my designated wifely duties, but I feel left out! Oh, hon, I am so sorry! You can cook, too. [sub]I notice that no one is trying to take the cleaning chores into their job description…maybe the budget will stretch to a cleaning person?[/sub] > [@](#): > > Scotti, _you_ are in charge of the books-make _sure_ there is a craft room! HEY! Thanks for reminding me, Beth dear! We SHALL have a craft room. Maybe we can move Euty’s computer out of the office…that nice southern exposure would make for excellent lighting! Let’s see…is there room in the garage for a desk? > [@](#): > > (Oh, and I’ll try to keep the volume down!) That is okay, dear…Cristi and I LIKE to live vicariously! ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-the-moderator-is-wrong/50301/84 "2001-01-19T23:53:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Danielinthewolvesden \* > **I am jealous.** Awwww, Daniel sweetie, don’t be jealous! You can still flirt with us…we may be virtually married, but we are NOT virtually dead! [sub]not until Euty sees this, anyway![/sub]🙂 Scotti (Hauling out the massage table and standing in line) ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-the-moderator-is-wrong/50301/85 "2001-01-20T00:02:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\*[sub]not until Euty sees this, anyway![/sub] > \*\* Ahem … ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-the-moderator-is-wrong/50301/86 "2001-01-20T00:08:37Z")
Busted! ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-the-moderator-is-wrong/50301/87 "2001-01-20T01:28:13Z")
Euty may have been, IMHO “wrong”, but I never said he wasn’t sharp. A greedy SOB, tho, for hogging 3 of our nicest ladies here. 😃 Scotti, my dear, i guess that not only do have have “virtual” flirting, massages, and your marriage to Euty, but perhaps we can have the 1st virtual affair. I am sure we can arrange the other ladies to keep him busy. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-the-moderator-is-wrong/50301/88 "2001-01-20T01:32:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\*Busted! \*\* So you say, but we have not seen any pictorial evidence. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-the-moderator-is-wrong/50301/89 "2001-01-20T02:22:59Z")
heh heh You should BE so lucky! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-the-moderator-is-wrong/50301/90 "2001-01-20T02:34:47Z")
Daniel wants evidence? **Believe** man, believe! ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-the-moderator-is-wrong/50301/91 "2001-01-20T06:09:12Z")
\ hoist by my own petard. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-the-moderator-is-wrong/50301/92 "2001-01-20T21:03:29Z")
Well, Daniel. You are about to gaze upon my fair/notfair countenance, so you can judge for yourself if I am flirt-worthy. I have been convinced by my very good friend Shayna to reverse my long-standing decision to NEVER post my picture on the internet. (WEll, if you consider being told that I was being a paranoid idiot convincing. I sort of thought it was more along the lines of intimidation. 🙂 ) So, you will shortly have the opportunity to decide if you should A)Head for the hills B)Head for the PNW C)Put me on ignore. Only problem is, I just realized that the only pics I have available do not prove or disprove the “busty redhead” thing. Oh, well, Sorry! Carry on! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-the-moderator-is-wrong/50301/93 "2001-01-20T21:18:51Z")
Scotti, the craft room is a _fabulous_ idea. But do you think we should work in some (ahem) soundproofing for the bedrooms? And seeing as how Euty just busted you flirting, maybe some window-tinting is in order… ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-the-moderator-is-wrong/50301/94 "2001-01-21T03:15:44Z")
EXCELLENT idea, love. Contractor is on the way. So, who do YOU wanna flirt with? Euty will NEVER know, he is…ahem…otherwise occupied! Scotti Keeper of the poor man’s checkbook [sub]but, we LOVE you Euty![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-the-moderator-is-wrong/50301/95 "2001-01-21T03:59:46Z")
OK, OK. No offence to anyone here but I think the OP is done. We’ve gone into heavy flirting now. Why don’t you kids take it to MPSIMS? Meanwhile, I’m gonna call in the Fuzzy Bunny Extermination Squad. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-the-moderator-is-wrong/50301.md?page=4)