# Euty, what the hell is wrong with you?!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 24, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/150670 "2003-01-24T18:47:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/150670/1 "2003-01-24T18:47:47Z")
And you e-mail address? Have you reached your limit? I’ve got a secret message for you, but you inbox is not accepting any new e-mails. Love ya! Did y’all think I’ve got something **bad** to say about Euty? Perish the thought! ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/150670/2 "2003-01-24T18:53:28Z")
Don’t people use old fashion smoke signals anymore? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/150670/3 "2003-01-24T18:54:25Z")
I don’t mean to be presumptuous and I will be careful not to say more than is necessary, but suffice it to say that Euty is encountering considerable obstacles presently beyond his control and that normal operation might be problematic. ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/150670/4 "2003-01-24T18:59:06Z")
**Euty** … control … normal operation … The fact that **Lib** actually managed to put these all in the same sentence and maintain his sanity is absolutely incredible. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/150670/5 "2003-01-24T21:51:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\*And you e-mail address? Have you reached your limit? I’ve got a secret message for you, but you inbox is not accepting any new e-mails. \*\* Tell me you haven’t been trying my old AOL addy which has been shut off for quite a while now. Try at [Eutychus55@att.net](mailto:Eutychus55@att.net). ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/150670/6 "2003-01-25T00:09:41Z")
I used the e-mail in your profile, Euty. What kinda moderator are you, with your secret e-mail and junk? ---
**Author:** ![Argatha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Argatha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argatha)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/150670/7 "2003-01-25T00:20:04Z")
It came with his Captain Midnight secret decoder ring. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/150670/8 "2003-01-25T00:22:22Z")
O…V…A…L…T…I…N…E… ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/150670/9 "2003-01-25T00:35:39Z")
Nah, \*\*Biggirl, \*\* it’s just that **Euty** doesn’t like you. He’s got his filters set to “Everyone but that Biggirl chick.” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/150670/10 "2003-01-25T01:51:57Z")
If **Euty** has filters, then how come he smells like that? ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/150670/11 "2003-01-25T02:00:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ukulele Ike \* > \*\*If **Euty** has filters, then how come he smells like that? \*\* Lets not get into who smells like what…:eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/150670/12 "2003-01-25T02:10:32Z")
Especially since you seem to be in the crapper, **Tony**. ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/150670/13 "2003-01-25T02:19:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ruby \* > \*\*Especially since you seem to be in the crapper, **Tony**. \*\* But it smells better than N. Indiana… ---
**Author:** ![Slip\_Mahoney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Slip\_Mahoney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slip_Mahoney)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/150670/14 "2003-01-25T04:58:57Z")
And what obstacles would those be, Lib? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/150670/15 "2003-01-25T11:05:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Slip Mahoney \* > \*\*And what obstacles would those be, Lib? \*\* There’s no reason to be circumspect about it. I’m in the middle of a divorce and just got through moving out of the house into my own place. ---
**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/150670/16 "2003-01-25T11:56:57Z")
**sends virtual housewarming cactus** ---
**Author:** ![coosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@coosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coosa)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/150670/17 "2003-01-25T12:14:23Z")
Well, **Eutychus** , I don’t know whether sympathies or congratulations are in order. I’m in the process of ending a 20 year marriage myself, and so far I’d say that both sentiments apply equally, hence both are offered. I will, however, wish you peace and contentment, no matter what the circumstances. ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/150670/18 "2003-01-25T13:53:52Z")
As someone who has gone through divorce, let me be the one to say: “Congratulations on the impending dissolution of your marriage.” Take it for what it’s worth. I know that **I** am now married to a much better person than before.