# Euty, you ass!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 20, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253 "2003-02-20T01:39:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/1 "2003-02-20T01:39:38Z")
Sorry, I was just feeling jealous about everyone else’s Pit threads.
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### Author:  [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/2 "2003-02-20T01:41:13Z")
.1/10
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### Author:  [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/3 "2003-02-20T01:41:26Z")
Euty, you are laughable, and I fart in your general direction.
Feel better?
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### Author:  [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/4 "2003-02-20T01:42:59Z")
Moderator, ban thyself!
[sub]I’ve been waiting _so_ long to use that line.[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/5 "2003-02-20T01:49:24Z")
:rolleyes: You’re a waste of photons on my screen. I bite my thumb at thee.
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### Author:  [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/6 "2003-02-20T01:52:50Z")
Slow night in the Ocean State I guess.
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### Author:  [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/7 "2003-02-20T01:54:41Z")
Can I borrow your moderator hat for a minute please, **Euty**? I have a few personal vendettas that I want to settle. I promise to bring it back when I’m finished.
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### Author:  [@DarrenS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarrenS)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/8 "2003-02-20T01:55:36Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \*
> \*\*Moderator, ban thyself!
>
> [sub]I’ve been waiting _so_ long to use that line.[/sub] \*\*
Except…Moderators don’t ban people - Administrators do - so he can’t.
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### Author:  [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/9 "2003-02-20T01:56:50Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Why A Duck \*
> \*\*Slow night in the Ocean State I guess. \*\*
…Nah. Too easy.
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### Author:  [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/10 "2003-02-20T01:58:17Z")
Could somebody lend this fool a wife to brag about his shagging abilities and defend him from the naysayers?
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### Author:  [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/11 "2003-02-20T01:58:39Z")
So I’ve been told.
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### Author:  [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/12 "2003-02-20T02:08:03Z")
[insert heated rant at OP here]
Sorry, **Euty** , I’m too tired to give you a proper rant. Maybe the next poster will blast you good, eh?
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### Author:  [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/13 "2003-02-20T02:09:49Z")
**Euty** , you too?
Sheesh, I was hoping someone would throw a “babykiller” or “warmongrel” my way or something. . . :rolleyes:
Tripler
Slow night in North Dakota, too. But then again, when _isn’t_ it?
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### Author:  [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/14 "2003-02-20T02:11:08Z")
Euty, I’ve just about had it with you. Just who the fuck do you think you are? You sit there in your big fancy moderator hat, looking smug, reading the forums, being a nice guy, being polite… oh wait… never mind.
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### Author:  [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/15 "2003-02-20T02:18:05Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by DarrenS \*
> \*\*Except…Moderators don’t ban people - Administrators do - so he can’t. \*\*
Don’t confuse the issue with facts.
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### Author:  [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/16 "2003-02-20T02:19:14Z")
You’re pitting yourself for being jealous? What kind of a way is that to run a message board? If I was you, I’d be really upset with you, and report your post to you, and then I’d give yourself a stern warning. Of course you’d probably snap back at yourself and then you’d have to warn you again and then you’d risk your account, so maybe you should send you an e-mail or something and not let you see it, just work it out between yourself.
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### Author:  [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/17 "2003-02-20T02:48:29Z")
Tonight On FOX:
**WHEN MODS GET BORED!**
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### Author:  [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/18 "2003-02-20T03:00:54Z")
What next, **Buck The Diver**? Euty Millionaire? Some other mod-themed reality show on FOX?
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### Author:  [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/19 "2003-02-20T03:04:35Z")
Wow, that comment was pretty low, **Buck** , even in light of what Euty did…er…what? Oh. _wanders out of thread looking confused_
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### Author:  [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/20 "2003-02-20T03:08:29Z")
Tonight On FOX:
**WHEN MODS GET BORED!**
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