# Euty, you ass!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 20, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253 "2003-02-20T01:39:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/41 "2003-02-20T14:19:28Z")
I slap your face with six-thousand dead hands. I gouge out your eyeballs with the arthritic fingers of old men who lie in graves along your Trail of Tears. I stuff your ears…
Oh, wait. You said “Euty, you ass”, not “Andew Jackson”. Nevermind. 😃
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### Author:  [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/42 "2003-02-20T17:04:41Z")
What I want to know is if the OP wants to request this thread be closed, can he email himself?
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### Author:  [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/43 "2003-02-20T17:40:06Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Tripler \*
> Sheesh, I figured someone would at least point my fault in that it’s “warmonger” versus “warmongrel”.
>
> Tripler
> Hopelessly awaiting a pit thread.
I guess we let the dog of war slip by us.
And as for you, **Euty** …
:wally
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### Author:  [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/44 "2003-02-20T17:46:09Z")
Euty, at least people came to your self-pitting.
My fear is \*What if I threw myself a Pit Party and No One Came \*.
Then I would need a therapist because either everyone likes me or they hate me that much they didn’t have enough room to spew their vemon at me…whine …whine…whine
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### Author:  [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/45 "2003-02-20T18:41:25Z")
Finally, I get to call Eutychus a felch monkey.
My life is fulfilled. I may die now.
Um, ya damn felch monkey…
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/46 "2003-02-20T18:50:51Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*
> Let your Inner Ass run free!
:eek:
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/47 "2003-02-20T19:02:34Z")
I am highly pissed off about something or other, and this thread is not helping matters.
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### Author:  [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/48 "2003-02-20T20:01:00Z")
I think \*Letting your inner ass run free \* would be effectively called diahrea
😃
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### Author:  [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/49 "2003-02-20T20:32:30Z")
**Euty** , Pit Threads just don’t happen by themselves (with a few exceptions of course.) You have to work for them. And you _have_ been slacking off in that department.
Look, why don’t you just wander around MPSIMS for awhile locking every other thread while hurling gratuitous insults at the OP and random other posters. That should put you in contention in no time.
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### Author:  [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/50 "2003-02-20T23:25:01Z")
Don’t worry, **Euty**. You can join me here in the assclown corner, if ya want.
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### Author:  [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/51 "2003-02-20T23:28:14Z")
pretending to be a mod;), I will say
“Eutychus, you are not pittable!”
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### Author:  [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/52 "2003-02-21T00:46:25Z")
**Euty, you ass Euty, you ass Eutyyouass** Eutyyouass eutyouass, eutyouass, eutyyouass, eutyouass, eutyYOUass, eutyYOUass, yerinnerass, yerinnerass, yerinnerass, yerinnerass, yerINNERass, yerINNERass, yerINNERass, yerINNERass, Ithinkican, Ithinkican, Ithinkican…WHOOOOO! WHOOOOO!
This train is bound for Glory, this train… 😛
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/53 "2003-02-21T00:54:20Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by elelle \*
> \*\*This train is bound for Glory, this train… 😛 \*\*
Ah … I thought that was the Philip Glass version.
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### Author:  [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/54 "2003-02-21T00:59:54Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by David B \*
> \*\*Euty: I have just received an official memo from the Moderator Pit Thread Judging Board. They have ruled that a Pit thread started BY the moderator in question does not count towards your total in the Pit Thread Race.
>
> Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. \*\*
DOES TOO!!! :sticking tongue out smiley:
[sub]didn’t we used to HAVE one of those?[/sub]
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### Author:  [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2003, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/55 "2003-02-21T01:06:50Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Eutychus \*
> \*\*Ah … I thought that was the Philip Glass version. \*\*
Mmmm, wasn’t sure how it would translate without an increasing staccato on the tracks… might be a bit without balance.😉
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### Author:  [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/56 "2003-02-21T01:59:39Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \*
> \*\*3 monkeys. 2 days. \*\*
Mmmm… monkeys.
I hate **Euty** too. I mean, the jerk is always being just_sooo_ polite and reasonable. It turns my stomach. Where’s the vaunted “moderator venom?” When is he going to release the intollerance and heartlessly suppress the innocent little posters?
He’s obviosly a worthless slacker.
I’m not even going to mention that he’s dead sexy to the point that all the Doper wimmins want him so badly they cant think straight, or that he has a disabled child that he’s killing himself to take care of (which makes him even more attractive to the wimmins), or that he’s going to be available again very soon.
I’m more or less available now, but nobody wants me, but everybody wants **Euty**.
I hate that guy.
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/57 "2003-02-21T02:02:54Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Exgineer \*
> **I’m not even going to mention that he’s dead sexy to the point that all the Doper wimmins want him so badly they cant think straight**
Names! We need names!
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### Author:  [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/58 "2003-02-21T02:22:39Z")
See, they know who _you_ are, but they don’t want you to know who _they_ are until the catfight is over
Wimmins is crafty.
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### Author:  [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/59 "2003-02-21T03:24:23Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by CadburyAngel \*
> \*\*If it helps at all, I ran across a “Eutychus” in some of the readings on Rome that I’ve been doing, and it confused the crap out of me. (I forgot that you could time-travel.) I was more briefly disoriented than deeply enraged, but now I’ve had a more or less negative emotion associated with your name, which must count for something in this thread. \*\*
If he can fall off a three-story building and be resurrected from the dead, he can do anything!
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Eutychus \*
> \*\*Names! We need names! \*\*
Names? Err, names? Ahem. Er, umm…eh…uhh…
😉
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### Author:  [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euty-you-ass/156253/60 "2003-02-22T20:32:08Z")
So mods are allowed to pit themselves, but regular members get banned for it?
Thats not fair!
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