# Eutychus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 20, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus/156264 "2003-02-20T03:50:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus/156264/1 "2003-02-20T03:50:25Z")
Well, you wanted to be [pitted](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=164328) so bad, so here it is. Errrrm…I really haven’t anything bad to say… ummm… You’re a **poopyhead**! [sub]sorry to be so harsh, there, but you had it coming![/sub]. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus/156264/2 "2003-02-20T04:02:29Z")
Yeah, that bastard hasn’t been the same since he lost his 55. I guess he lost some of his manhood when he last that and is trying to regain it by being a big poopyhead to posters. May he be uncomfortablely warm in **Heck**. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus/156264/3 "2003-02-20T04:07:57Z")
**Euty** is a NaziCommieTM!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus/156264/4 "2003-02-20T04:10:00Z")
I’m just not a big fan of his [web site.](http://www.eutychus.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus/156264/5 "2003-02-20T08:24:31Z")
I read the thread title and thought, “Sparticuuuuuus!” I have no idea why. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus/156264/6 "2003-02-20T13:36:16Z")
Yeah. Damn that son of a bitch. The world would be a lot better off without his incessant goodness, kindness, and desire to heal wounds. Barabas! Barabas! ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus/156264/7 "2003-02-20T14:10:13Z")
That guy couldn’t get Pitted if he got caught feeding puppies into a wood chipper. Euty getting Pitted, get serious. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus/156264/8 "2003-02-20T14:20:45Z")
ELLLLLLLLLLL CIDDDDDDDD!!! ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus/156264/9 "2003-02-20T14:26:54Z")
KHAAAAAAAAAANNN! ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus/156264/10 "2003-02-20T15:16:59Z")
ROOOOOSBUUUUUUUD!! ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus/156264/11 "2003-02-20T15:20:29Z")
STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! [SUB]Wait, what am I doing?? We’re supposed to blasting **Euty** so he can feel good like the other mods![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus/156264/12 "2003-02-20T15:22:51Z")
GERANOMOOOOOOO I pitted [Euty](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=158568) once. A more savage attack has never been felt by either man or moderator. There’s a difference, you know. Moderators are Uber-men. Even the distaff mods like Tveblen, Gaudere and. . . um. . . Hey! where the women at? ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus/156264/13 "2003-02-20T15:41:50Z")
WHYYY ARE WE YEEELLLLINNNGG? oh,ok SHAAAAAANE COME BAAACK! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus/156264/14 "2003-02-20T15:43:56Z")
SPOOOOOONNNN!!! take that. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus/156264/15 "2003-02-20T15:47:36Z")
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA! ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus/156264/16 "2003-02-20T15:50:06Z")
WOOLVERIIIINES!! ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus/156264/17 "2003-02-20T15:57:00Z")
eutychus shmutychus ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus/156264/18 "2003-02-20T15:59:55Z")
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICOLAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus/156264/19 "2003-02-20T16:34:49Z")
MANOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus/156264/20 "2003-02-20T16:37:38Z")
_sigh_ Sorry, **Euty** I tried. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus/156264.md?page=2)