# Eutychus55 Appreciation Thread!!!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-appreciation-thread/99782
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 24, 2002, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-appreciation-thread/99782 "2002-03-24T01:16:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 17
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### Author:  [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2002, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-appreciation-thread/99782/1 "2002-03-24T01:16:51Z")
Just want to say how cool Euty is for several reasons:
1. His funky-ass name.
2. The fact that he called MI Fest and said hello to everyone.
3. That he gave me a hug vicariously through **Persephone** , thus leaving me quite secure in my manliness.
Tack on as you will.
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2002, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-appreciation-thread/99782/2 "2002-03-24T01:30:05Z")
Euty rules.
Can’t wait to meet you at ChiDope, my friend!
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2002, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-appreciation-thread/99782/3 "2002-03-24T01:31:36Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*
> \*\*Can’t wait to meet you at ChiDope, my friend! \*\*
:: sigh :: Me too.
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### Author:  [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2002, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-appreciation-thread/99782/4 "2002-03-24T02:20:22Z")
I hate to point fingers here, but what took so long for this thread?
[sub]…yeah, sure…I coulda started it, but I just figured, you know, some veteran Doper would…[/sub]
**Euty** has contributed to these boards in so many positive ways, it boggles the mind. He’s garnered my utmost respect.
Here’s to you Euty, you mindboggler you.
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### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2002, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-appreciation-thread/99782/5 "2002-03-24T02:23:56Z")
Who’s this Eutychus55, anyway?
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### Author:  [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2002, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-appreciation-thread/99782/6 "2002-03-24T02:24:03Z")
**Euty** ’s da man!
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2002, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-appreciation-thread/99782/7 "2002-03-24T02:27:42Z")
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> \*Originally posted by MEBuckner \*
> \*\*Who’s this Eutychus55, anyway? \*\*
You mean this _wasn’t_ for me???
Damn …
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### Author:  [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2002, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-appreciation-thread/99782/8 "2002-03-24T02:43:39Z")
Thanks for posting the Euty name story on your home page. Didyou ever fall out of a window? A message BOARD?
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### Author:  [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2002, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-appreciation-thread/99782/9 "2002-03-24T03:25:21Z")
Euty, you’re super cool. Allow me to do my Dance of Appreciation (banned on nine continents!) in your honor.
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### Author:  [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2002, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-appreciation-thread/99782/10 "2002-03-24T03:57:55Z")
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> …**(banned on nine continents!)…**
And I thought **I** lived in my own little world!! How did you manage to get nine? My world has only four continents.
And yeah, Euty rocks my world too [all four continents, six isthmuses, one atoll (but it’s barely worth mentioning] and a damned nice-looking continental shelf).
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2002, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-appreciation-thread/99782/11 "2002-03-24T05:02:37Z")
Euty is a cool guy and I look forward to meeting him (and doubling the number of mods I’ve met).
And anyone that okayed my “I have remembered thee, Jerusalem” (or whatever it was called) thingy for Teemings … well, has to be very forgiving:D
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### Author:  [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2002, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-appreciation-thread/99782/12 "2002-03-24T07:07:04Z")
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> \*Originally posted by MEBuckner \*
> \*\*Who’s this Eutychus55, anyway? \*\*
“Resistance is futile. Prepare to be Eusimmilated.”
_snicker, snicker, snicker_
Euty’s DA best!
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### Author:  [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2002, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-appreciation-thread/99782/13 "2002-03-24T07:37:15Z")
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> And I thought I lived in my own little world!! How did you manage to get nine?
If you’d seen the dance, you’d understand.
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### Author:  [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2002, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-appreciation-thread/99782/14 "2002-03-24T07:41:29Z")
This Euty guy is a figment of our imagination. Seriously, do you really believe that there is really a person as kind, generous, giving and selfless as him in real life?
An editor of our creative impulses in Teemings. The conduit for our more alturistic side with his humanitarian outreach. Oh sure, we all join in thinking we would have started the sekret projekt or the Fund for Christmas ourselves if we would have thought of it. But the fact is _we really didn’t think of it_. That’s what we have Euty for.
And I’m still waiting to meet you, you recluse. You keep teasing me with vague innuendos about coming to NYC, but you never show. I want my Euty-V!
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### Author:  [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2002, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-appreciation-thread/99782/15 "2002-03-24T12:56:43Z")
Euty is great guy. We love him, we respect him, and then we love him a bit more for good measure.
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### Author:  [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2002, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-appreciation-thread/99782/16 "2002-03-24T18:40:03Z")
Euty _ok_ I guess.
(When he’s not being nosey and falling out of windows.) 😃
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### Author:  [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2002, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-appreciation-thread/99782/17 "2002-03-24T23:23:46Z")
Euty, I’m always looking for you on the highway. 🙂
If you ever see a woman in a black Saturn honking and waving, that’s me.
🙂 I loves me some Euty.