# Eutychus55 Gets Pissy **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 10, 2001, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859 "2001-02-10T00:58:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/21 "2001-02-10T05:06:08Z")
> [@](#): > > I don’t mean “they get warm and you eat them.” How do they WORK? Just … not what do they do, but how do they work? Well, up until pretty recently, the job market for Pop-Tarts was pretty limited. They’re making great strides in management now, though. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/22 "2001-02-10T05:15:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > **Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tarts, probably nature’s perfect food, and put frosting on them!** Are you out of your fucking mind?!?!? The FROSTING is what makes them GOOD!!! Pissant. [Pop Tart hijack] Wife accidentally got a faceful of the coloring used for the blueberry Pop Tarts’ frosting stripes and told everybody at work she was Smurfette. [/Pop Tart hijack] [**Scotti** hijack] What brings you to the bad part of town? Slumming? [/ **Scotti** hijack] ---
**Author:** ![slackergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@slackergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slackergirl)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/23 "2001-02-10T06:47:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > **Torgo** , I think what **Eutypu-** I’m sorry, but I read this as “Eutypoo” and I’m afraid I’ll never think of him as anything else, ever again. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/24 "2001-02-10T08:49:14Z")
I’ve figured it out… people who prefer unfrosted Pop Tarts are genetic mutants who’s mouths produce too much saliva, and as such need the crappy, drier-than-potato-chips, no-frosting Pop Tarts to soak it all up. If it weren’t for the crappy Pop Tarts, ladies and gentlemen, we’d all be drowning in Euty’s drool! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/25 "2001-02-10T11:40:01Z")
And it just keeps getting worse … I go to take a shower this morning and there’s no bar soap in the house. I end up having to use a beauty bar that’s lying around and this frigging thing has _oatmeal_ in it. Not little ground up mixed in pieces, but huge chunks! Of Oatmeal! GAAHH! What next, bacon bits??? ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/26 "2001-02-10T11:59:05Z")
I love bacon. If Pop Tarts were bacon flavored, I’d buy some. Especially if they had bacon flavored icing on them. ---
**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/27 "2001-02-10T14:43:59Z")
Euty said: > [@](#): > > I end up having to use a beauty bar that’s lying around and this frigging thing has oatmeal in it. Not little ground up mixed in pieces, but huge chunks! That wasn’t a beauty bar! That was breakfast! ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/28 "2001-02-10T15:05:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\*And it just keeps getting worse … > > I go to take a shower this morning and there’s no bar soap in the house. I end up having to use a beauty bar that’s lying around and this frigging thing has _oatmeal_ in it. Not little ground up mixed in pieces, but huge chunks! > Of Oatmeal! > > GAAHH! What next, bacon bits??? \*\* Hey, **Euty!** I have _CHOCOLATE_ soap! I was given a bar of homemade chocolate soap for Christmas a couple of years ago, and it is languishing in the back of my bathroom cabinet. Real chocolate chips were used to make it! It really smells chocolately, with more than a hint of lye. I am afraid to use it, so I try to _never_ run out of soap. I can’t stand frosted brown sugar cinnamon Pop Tarts. I’d rather gnaw on a sweat sock. I don’t think I could bring myself to try the _unfrosted_ kind; the trauma of tasting the frosted version is too fresh in my mind. Frosted brown sugar cinnamon Pop Tarts must _die_. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/29 "2001-02-10T15:14:49Z")
Awwww, poor widdle Euty had to use oatmeal soap instead of his usual manly Brut-scented lye-and-steel-wool MANLY concoction. My heart is just bleeding for you. But I bet that oatmeal soap tastes pretty good with one of your brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tarts crumbled over top of it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![eirroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f1d935/32.png) [@eirroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eirroc)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/30 "2001-02-10T15:43:37Z")
I had chocolate smelling soap, left it out and the fucking **dog** ate it! Now **thats** something to get pissy about! Oh feck sorry, its about pop tarts. _slinks away hopefully unoticed_ ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/31 "2001-02-10T17:04:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dropzone \* > > [**Scotti** hijack] > What brings you to the bad part of town? Slumming? > [/ **Scotti** hijack] \*\* I heard you were here, sweetie, and I wanted to say hi. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/32 "2001-02-10T17:07:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > **No better way to get into a ramble!** Mmm, a nice walk in the countryside. ::D&R:: ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/33 "2001-02-10T17:08:25Z")
Duh me. I can’t even type “D&R” correctly. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/34 "2001-02-10T18:02:34Z")
And you wanna know what REALLY pisses me off?? Okay, I could deal with The Lion King, Part 2. Didn’t mind the sequel to Pocahantas because I didn’t care for the original anyway. The Little Mermaid Part 2, yeah, okay. But now, coming up … LADY AND THE TRAMP, PART 2??? It was bad enough that they replaced the rice pilaf with macaroni and cheese in Swanson’s Hungry Man Salisbury Steak TV Dinners, but now this?? Can’t they just leave anything alone? The minute someone even _suggests_ a sequel to Mary Poppins, I am so out of here. Dammit, I am _pissed_ now! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/35 "2001-02-10T19:41:14Z")
Pop-Tarts, oatmeal soap, and _Lady and the Tramp_? Come ON, man! What’s your deal, flouncing around here like Melanie-freaking-Wilkes? Your balls are right between your legs, boy! Whip 'em out & show us what you’ve REALLY got! [sub]plesae don’t hurt me…please don’t hurt me…please don’t hurt me…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/36 "2001-02-10T19:47:09Z")
Give it up Euty. You are piss poor at being a dickhead. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/37 "2001-02-10T20:10:23Z")
🙂 Eutychus, come over here and I will sprinkle brown cinnamon all over you! ---
**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/38 "2001-02-10T20:17:10Z")
Ouch. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/39 "2001-02-10T20:24:13Z")
Sorry, the conspiracy told me to flame you. hehe heh. What? You want the powdered sugar?😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/40 "2001-02-10T20:25:26Z")
Dude, you’re a moderator? mmmm…pop tarts…mmmmmm [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859.md?page=3)