# Eutychus55 Gets Pissy **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 10, 2001, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859 "2001-02-10T00:58:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/41 "2001-02-10T20:27:23Z")
Sheesh. I even get flamed when I compliment a mod…and how often does that happen? Oh well, at least you didn’t call me an idiot. And yes, I’d very much like the powered sugar. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/42 "2001-02-10T20:41:57Z")
Okay, but right now all I got is brown cinnamon powdered sugar. Man, when Euty starts a pit thread, it degenerates into madness!😉 ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/43 "2001-02-10T21:17:52Z")
I’m still sort of a newbie, so maybe this has been answered before, but where did they get a 90-year old man to moderate? Is he Cecil’s dad or something? “Back when I was a boy, men were men, women were also men, soap tasted like crap, TV dinners had rice in 'em and people knew the true meaning of Disney movies. Bah!” :grumpy old man arm wave: [sub]Giraffe waits quietly for imminent destruction[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/44 "2001-02-10T22:07:17Z")
Inor complained : > [@](#): > > Euty moved my double entendre thread and then in the same breath said : > [@](#): > > what a dick Well, thank you so much for comlimenting my dick, but you’ve never seen it. How the hell do YOU know how great it is? ---
**Author:** ![inor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f475e1/32.png) [@inor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inor)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/45 "2001-02-10T22:30:32Z")
euty, euty, euty, msahib, i jsut ass umed… _BIG_ smile… ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/46 "2001-02-10T22:37:19Z")
**inor** , are you familiar with Dale Carnegie? The guy that wrote the book about how to win friends and influence people? Perhaps you should find a library and check it out. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/47 "2001-02-10T22:43:37Z")
Oh, I’m sure that inor just assumed, as I’m sure most of us do (until it’s proven otherwise, with photos), that because he’s a mod, Euty is eight feet tall and his dick drags the ground. That’s what they tell me, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/48 "2001-02-10T22:49:15Z")
**Euty** - I want to be crystal clear on what’s going on here… The main things you can think about to bitch about - the really horrible things in your life right now are: 1. You can’t find unfrosted cinnamon Pop Tarts 2. Your soap is made from breakfast cereals 3. Disney wants to make a _Lady and the Tramp 2_. 4. Some newbie compliments your willie. I have only this to say – **SHUT UP**! What I wouldn’t give to have problems like that! If only that is what comsumed my thoughts with a burning hate and foul venom! Is this what we can expect next? [whiny Euty voice] Oooh, ooh, I’m so angry. Two beautiful women are fighting over who gets to sleep with me first and they won’t let me explain that they can both have me at the same time! [/whiny Euty voice] You don’t know what real problems are, bud. You want a real problem, here’s one: I’m at work, right? So I go to the break room and find they’re all out of Sprite. All out! Can you believe that shit? Now, because the Coke machine is out of Sprite, I have to walk _all the way_ to the Pepsi machine on the other side of the breakroom - and I mean it is literally clear across the room here - to get a 7-Up. I am so fucking pissed off now! ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/49 "2001-02-10T22:51:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > \*\*Oh, I’m sure that inor just assumed, as I’m sure most of us do (until it’s proven otherwise, with photos), that because he’s a mod, Euty is eight feet tall and his dick drags the ground. \*\* No, no, you misheard. **Euty’s** _knuckles_ drag the ground. His dick is eight feet tall. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/50 "2001-02-10T23:35:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > **Oooh, ooh, I’m so angry. Two beautiful women are fighting over who gets to sleep with me first and they won’t let me explain that they can both have me at the same time!** Um … well … actually … You know, it’s quite a coincidence that you should mention this … ---
**Author:** ![mblackwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mblackwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mblackwell)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2001, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/51 "2001-02-11T05:36:39Z")
Pop Tars? blech! The frosted ones are better than the unfrosted though. Pillsbury Toaster Strudel is the good stuff: they have real frosting you apply yourself, or eat directly out of the plastic while the strudel is toasting. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2001, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/52 "2001-02-11T06:35:50Z")
Okay, okay, consider me corrected. You can, in fact, be pissy! Is it as much fun as you thought it was going to be? Also, I’m with **slackergirl** , I will now see you on the board as “Eutypoo” from this day forward! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2001, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/53 "2001-02-11T16:45:16Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* Is this what we can expect next? [whiny Euty voice] Oooh, ooh, I’m so angry. Two beautiful women are fighting over who gets to sleep with me first and they won’t let me explain that they can both have me at the same time! [/whiny Euty voice] Actually, there were three of us. But we worked it out. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2001, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/54 "2001-02-11T19:54:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\ ***Euty** stop! I’m on the verge of tears here! > > Why don’t you get pissy about the fact that when you were choosing your username, people had already chosen Eutychus1 - 54? > What’s the significane of the 55 at the end of that anyway? > \*\* My WAG–it’s the year he was born. He’s 45. BTW My former username was Mojo57 and I’m 43. Weird, Huh? Oh and Pop Tarts suck! ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2001, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/55 "2001-02-11T21:05:40Z")
See, Eutychus? Ya try to start a pit thread, but your fuzzybunny lovableness turns it into something totally harmless. Krispy is right, give it up! btw, krispy, you okay, ya just handed me such a good straight line… Anyway, ALL because of Euty, I am going now to the grocery store to actually BUY some pop tarts. He made me hungry…🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Show\_Biz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Show\_Biz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Show_Biz)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2001, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/56 "2001-02-11T21:13:17Z")
I seldom come to the pit as well, so all I can add is that where I come from (the US), \*\*Eutychus55 \*\*is the main ingredient in a brand of Pluto Water. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2001, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859/57 "2001-02-12T14:27:32Z")
Went and got the brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts last night. No frosting. heh heh [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutychus55-gets-pissy/53859.md?page=2)