# Euty's MY B\*\*\*\*.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 26, 2002, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544 "2002-08-26T01:26:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/1 "2002-08-26T01:26:47Z")
Really. He is.
What? Quit looking at me like that! He dared me to start this thread! 😃
(But really, he is.)
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### Author:  [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/2 "2002-08-26T01:39:56Z")
Euty’s your BAKER? Cool. Does he make a good pumpernickel? How about bagels?
–Nott
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### Author:  [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/3 "2002-08-26T02:01:16Z")
_Stares at Persephone unnervingly_
😃
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### Author:  [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/4 "2002-08-26T02:24:18Z")
**Euty** ’s your BIDET? That’s an odd use of a Moderator’s talents, although I suppose it’s not unheard of.
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/5 "2002-08-26T02:41:45Z")
“Baker”? No.
“Bidet”? No, not that either.
Even though he’s my b\*\*\*\*, I have this “thing” about using bad language in MPSIMS, y’know?
yeah, he’s my b\*\*\*\*, but I’ll not deny the fact that I’m whipped…
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### Author:  [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/6 "2002-08-26T02:44:26Z")
He’s your brulee? that you whipped? Man woman you are kinkier than I thought 😉
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### Author:  [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/7 "2002-08-26T02:52:39Z")
> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by **ShibbOleth** :_
> **Euty’s your BIDET? That’s an odd use of a Moderator’s talents, although I suppose it’s not unheard of.**
S’funny, I was thinking that was the _primary use_ of a Mod’s talents…
[sub]Y’know, cleaning out the sh\*t(heads) that accumulates around the boards… Or would that be work for an Admin?[/sub]
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### Author:  [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/8 "2002-08-26T11:57:16Z")
Harlot!
I go away on vacation for a couple days and you drop me like a hot rock.
Gimme back my Al Kaline postcard, you strumpet!
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### Author:  [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/9 "2002-08-26T15:09:16Z")
**Persephone** , if **Euty** ’s your BANJO, that you play with any which way you want, that’s old news around here. Even if it upsets the **Dave-Guy** , who apparently thought you only had _one_ banjo, and he was it. 😉
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### Author:  [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/10 "2002-08-26T15:15:17Z")
Aw… he’s her BUDDY!
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### Author:  [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/11 "2002-08-26T15:18:36Z")
I’m hoping he’s not her BOSOM. I’d never try to peek down her front again! :eek:
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### Author:  [@xash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xash)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/12 "2002-08-26T15:19:40Z")
Euty’s MY Boobs and i tease yours ?
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/13 "2002-08-26T16:27:36Z")
B and B?
1. Bread and Breakfast? or
2. Brandy and Benedictine?
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/14 "2002-08-26T17:01:13Z")
> [@](#):
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> Gimme back my Al Kaline postcard, you strumpet!
I don’t HAVE it yet, ya wanker! Where is it, huh? Huh?
> [@](#):
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> I’m hoping he’s not her BOSOM. I’d never try to peek down her front again!
That’s okay, **RT.** You can peek. He likes that sort of thing. 😉
> [@](#):
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> 1. Brandy and Benedictine?
Now we’re getting warm. 😃
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### Author:  [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/15 "2002-08-26T17:12:43Z")
Euty is your botox?
What, does he stand behind you and pull your scalp back so the wrinkles don’t show?
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/16 "2002-08-26T17:26:35Z")
Euty’s your Boner?
I didn’t know you liked to fish.
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### Author:  [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/17 "2002-08-26T17:55:30Z")
_ **I** _ wanted to be **Persephone’s** b-word! :mad:
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### Author:  [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/18 "2002-08-26T18:15:13Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*
> That’s okay, **RT.** You can peek. He likes that sort of thing. 😉
Yeah, but it wouldn’t give _me_ much of a thrill. 😉
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/19 "2002-08-26T18:26:45Z")
Never really thought of Euty as a Bimbo before.
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### Author:  [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/20 "2002-08-26T18:43:00Z")
> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by Persephone \*
> **Even though he’s my b** _\*, I have this “thing” about using bad language in MPSIMS, y’know? \*\*
But you’re happy to call **DAVEW0071** a wanker?? :eek:
You…eh… **do** know what that means, right?
Or is this going to be a :smack: moment?!
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