# Euty's MY B\*\*\*\*. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 26, 2002, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544 "2002-08-26T01:26:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2002, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/21 "2002-08-26T18:53:32Z")
Euty is your Bambi? How sweet! Your cuddly snuggly, wobbly-kneed little deer that you teach to ice skate with the help of an irrepressable rabbit? That’s just great of you **Persephone**. Here are some more hints on the proper care and feeding of your very own Bambi. Remember, even bark is good enough when you’re starving in the dead of winter. A flower isn’t always a flower. Thicket good, prarie bad. Oh no, is that smoke I smell? Run **Euty**! RUN!! Poor **Euty** ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2002, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/22 "2002-08-26T19:50:03Z")
**Euty** ’s your _brain_? Hmm… never thought you depended on him for your cerebral power, but stranger things have happened. He’s your _blood_? I would not have thought, in a million years, that you guys were related. Family of the heart, perhaps… but not literal family! But it’s all good… Unless, of course, you’re taking that in the salvation sense… I’d certainly hope not. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2002, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/23 "2002-08-26T23:56:44Z")
Yes, it’s true. I am the sand between her toes, I am the sunburn on her nose. I’m her beach. ---
**Author:** ![xash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xash)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/24 "2002-08-27T00:09:07Z")
and they lived happily ever after… now if only someone would tell us the beginning of the story… ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/25 "2002-08-27T00:12:55Z")
Here I’d thought he was her Bunny… Lets all have a cat-fight over Euty! Everyone-head for Rhode Island!😛 ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/26 "2002-08-27T00:29:27Z")
This whole thing is… bogus. ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/27 "2002-08-27T01:45:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus \* > \*\*Yes, it’s true. > > I am the sand between her toes, I am the sunburn on her nose. > > I’m her beach. \*\* Liar. ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/28 "2002-08-27T11:17:10Z")
If **Euty** is your brass, can I be your percussion? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544/29 "2002-08-27T13:42:17Z")
Awww, isn’t that sweet. Al still has a BINKY after all these years. Love, Betty [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eutys-my-b/125544.md?page=1)