# Eve, a word please

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eve-a-word-please/172284>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 1, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eve-a-word-please/172284 "2003-05-01T02:37:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
**Page:** 14

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eve-a-word-please/172284/261 "2003-07-31T20:01:13Z")

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Pretend you have a piece of chalk in your but crack, and use it to write all the letters of the alphabet.

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eve-a-word-please/172284/262 "2003-08-01T00:59:39Z")

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Don’t eat the gray stuff.  
Stay out of the basement.  
Always say please and thank you.

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