# Eve, I know you're there...come out! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 16, 2008, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eve-i-know-youre-there-come-out/456710 "2008-07-16T17:07:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eve-i-know-youre-there-come-out/456710/21 "2008-07-16T21:05:46Z")
Work hard, and come to us as soon as you can. We’ll be posting on Uncle Avram’s Message Board in Chicago, America. And don’t forget the baby. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eve-i-know-youre-there-come-out/456710/22 "2008-07-16T21:33:38Z")
[QUOTE=SmartAleq] > [@ivylass](#): > > Come back when you’re able …or someone’s gonna raise Cain? 😃 [/QUOTE] Go on, Adam up! That’s the whole first family! Just when I was starting to Nod off. Tossing general good wishes to **Eve**. Even if she did eviscerate me on our first meeting. ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eve-i-know-youre-there-come-out/456710/23 "2008-07-16T21:41:02Z")
Bravo, **Little Nemo**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eve-i-know-youre-there-come-out/456710/24 "2008-07-16T22:53:19Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] Okay, it’s time for some hardball. Until Eve returns, one person from the Home For Aged Actors will be executed every noon. And we’ll go in descending order by age. And a “Joan Crawford: what a vicious childbeating bitch! Was she worse than Hitler?” thread will be started. [/QUOTE] There are no good movies made before 1970. I know it’s not true. Hell, _Gone With the Wind_ is one of my favorites. But…I have to do something to get her back! ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eve-i-know-youre-there-come-out/456710/25 "2008-07-17T02:56:06Z")
I for one am not buying this excuse…until I realize how little I get done when I’m on the Dope. But not a day goes by that I don’t wonder about how Eve’s doing and when she’ll come back…maybe even just one day a week? A month? ---
**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eve-i-know-youre-there-come-out/456710/26 "2008-07-17T03:40:57Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] There are no good movies made before 1970. I know it’s not true. Hell, _Gone With the Wind_ is one of my favorites. But…I have to do something to get her back! [/QUOTE] Thelma Ritter was a whiny hack. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eve-i-know-youre-there-come-out/456710/27 "2008-07-17T05:33:47Z")
I’ve never been one to slobber all over anyone on this board the way some people do, but I have to admit that I miss her. It was a quiet adoration I had for the way she knew just exactly what to say and it often was very funny. There. I said it. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eve-i-know-youre-there-come-out/456710/28 "2008-07-17T10:52:50Z")
I do take some comfort in knowing she’s lurking. I’m hoping she’ll come blazing back, head thrown high, skirts trailing, with a whole laundry list of things take us to task with. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eve-i-know-youre-there-come-out/456710/29 "2008-07-17T10:58:31Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] Okay, it’s time for some hardball. Until Eve returns, one person from the Home For Aged Actors will be executed every noon… [/QUOTE] And buried in an unmarked grave in a secret location. That ought to do it. ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eve-i-know-youre-there-come-out/456710/30 "2008-07-17T11:11:11Z")
I don’t know why she’s so busy. Her latest [book](http://www.amazon.com/Vernon-Irene-Castles-Ragtime-Revolution/dp/081312459X/ref=pd_bbs_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1216292826&sr=1-1) is out. She should be kicking back waiting for the royality checks to roll in. Plenty of spare time to surf the Dope and post witty bon mots. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eve-i-know-youre-there-come-out/456710/31 "2008-07-17T13:37:22Z")
I’m one of those who really, really misses Eve. We didn’t have that many interactions, but I remember her all the way back from when she was Flora McFlimsy. Long, long ago, there was a fad in MPSIMS where you started a thread on someone else’s behalf and ended up making them do a lot of work (but it was fun). I tagged Swimming Riddles with telling everyone what they were patron saint of. She got me back by demanding that I tell everyone what kind of movie they were. Eve posted early on, and she was the easiest one to do - film noire with sly, devious femme fatale. In her response, she straightened her stockings, put on some more lipstick, and blew a kiss at me. 🙂 _sigh_ Hope you’re doing well, Eve. We miss you. Come back when you have the chance. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eve-i-know-youre-there-come-out/456710.md?page=1)