# Even More Sequential Thread Names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-more-sequential-thread-names/12653>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 4, 2000, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-more-sequential-thread-names/12653 "2000-01-04T23:01:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2000, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-more-sequential-thread-names/12653/1 "2000-01-04T23:01:00Z")

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I must share — I got married!!!  
…Anus

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–  
Teeming Millions: [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions)  
“Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat  
O p a l C a t  
[www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com)

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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-more-sequential-thread-names/12653/2 "2000-01-04T23:45:00Z")

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Hey Michigan Dopers! Everyone else is doing it!..  
A nasty pet peeve, don’t you agree?

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**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-more-sequential-thread-names/12653/3 "2000-01-04T23:46:00Z")

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Owner’s Manual for Women…should be heard and not seen

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-more-sequential-thread-names/12653/4 "2000-01-05T04:46:00Z")

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Hey Michigan Dopers! Everybody else is doing it… I’m getting married!

I must share — I got married!!! Am I RUDE?

Why I/you like to own/rent my/your apartment/home. Guy Stuff

Calling all Frog Gods Excuse me, but your fifteen minutes is up.

Excuse me, but your fifteen minutes is up. Owners Manual for women

A Clarifaction …Anus

I found woman’s underwear near my office Mundane Jan 2000

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Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.

“We are here! You are saved!” --R. & F.

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-more-sequential-thread-names/12653/5 "2000-01-05T04:53:00Z")

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The Proper Way to Moon…Anna and the King

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-more-sequential-thread-names/12653/6 "2000-01-05T05:00:00Z")

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A Clarifaction

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  I must share --- I got
  married!!!
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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-more-sequential-thread-names/12653/7 "2000-01-05T05:03:00Z")

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I found woman’s underwear near my office …Anus

Ewww… I hope theres no tread marks…

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-more-sequential-thread-names/12653/8 "2000-01-05T05:15:00Z")

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Excuse me, but your fifteen minutes is up. Owners Manual for women

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-more-sequential-thread-names/12653/9 "2000-01-05T13:43:00Z")

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I must share…I got married!  
Why don’t nice guys get laid?

lol!

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Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high.

Not enough and you’re gonna die…  
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**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-more-sequential-thread-names/12653/10 "2000-01-05T22:26:00Z")

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Hidden Treasures/…anus

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-more-sequential-thread-names/12653/11 "2000-01-05T22:33:00Z")

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Athena and Byzantine’s Naked Pillow Fight  
Hidden Treasures

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**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-more-sequential-thread-names/12653/12 "2000-01-05T22:41:00Z")

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Has a saint helped you lately?  
I found women’s underwear near my office

Has a saint helped you lately?  
Athena and Byzantine’s Naked Pillow Fight

I just had a rectal…  
…Anus

I found women’s underwear near my office  
Am I RUDE?

I just had a facial…  
…Anus

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JMCJ

This could be YOUR sig line! For just five cents a post, JMCJ Enterprises will place YOUR sig line at the bottom of each message!

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-more-sequential-thread-names/12653/13 "2000-01-05T22:41:00Z")

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Breasts  
Italian food before the tomato

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-more-sequential-thread-names/12653/14 "2000-01-05T23:02:00Z")

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Out there right now:

I found woman’s underwear near my office Hidden Treasures

Hidden Treasures  
Should be heard but not seen.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-more-sequential-thread-names/12653/15 "2000-01-05T23:37:00Z")

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Guy Stuff - I just had a rectal

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-more-sequential-thread-names/12653/16 "2000-01-06T07:01:00Z")

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I just had a rectal…Sig Line Source

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**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-more-sequential-thread-names/12653/17 "2000-01-06T07:31:00Z")

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Hidden Treasures… This years crop of crap …

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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-more-sequential-thread-names/12653/18 "2000-01-06T15:17:00Z")

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On “getting” Andy Kauffman  
I got it! I got it! I got it!

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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-more-sequential-thread-names/12653/19 "2000-01-06T15:37:00Z")

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I just had a facial . . .

I just had a rectal . . .

Help! I’m under attack from stinky, crawly toads!

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**Author:** ![ThereWolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4da419/32.png) [@ThereWolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThereWolf)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-more-sequential-thread-names/12653/20 "2000-01-06T16:03:00Z")

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Owners Manual For Women  
Did my actions contribute to her demise?

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Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

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