# Even though I \_\_\_\_, I have never \_\_\_\_

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-though-i-____-i-have-never-____/774800>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 15, 2016, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-though-i-____-i-have-never-____/774800 "2016-12-15T19:27:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2016, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-though-i-____-i-have-never-____/774800/61 "2016-12-21T22:17:58Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> Even though I’ve been to paradise, I’ve never been to me.

😂 Made my day!

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**Author:** ![Harvey\_The\_Heavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Harvey\_The\_Heavy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harvey_The_Heavy)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2016, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-though-i-____-i-have-never-____/774800/62 "2016-12-22T14:10:57Z")

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Even though I’ve been in the funeral business for over 20 years, I’ve never driven a hearse.

Even though I live in Southern California, I can’t stand In-N-Out Burger.

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