# Even when Beck's bad, bad, bad she's good.(New critter in the house!)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-when-becks-bad-bad-bad-shes-good-new-critter-in-the-house/919122>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 27, 2020, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-when-becks-bad-bad-bad-shes-good-new-critter-in-the-house/919122 "2020-08-27T03:47:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-when-becks-bad-bad-bad-shes-good-new-critter-in-the-house/919122/21 "2020-08-27T14:40:45Z")

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Cool colors!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-when-becks-bad-bad-bad-shes-good-new-critter-in-the-house/919122/22 "2020-08-27T15:05:40Z")

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I cannot imagine why they chopped his tail off.  
It is very cute when he wags his whole butt.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-when-becks-bad-bad-bad-shes-good-new-critter-in-the-house/919122/23 "2020-08-27T15:19:55Z")

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My dog!

Ah, just kidding. I’ve got more than enough dogs. But he’s a real looker!

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-when-becks-bad-bad-bad-shes-good-new-critter-in-the-house/919122/24 "2020-08-27T17:21:52Z")

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iI would be very nervous about the weather in your neck of the woods. i’m not sure if i would be at the iI can live with spiders" level of nervous, though; that would have to be a really scary storm.

bayless is being calm yet wary, that is what a good dog does; keeping his people safe.

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**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-when-becks-bad-bad-bad-shes-good-new-critter-in-the-house/919122/25 "2020-08-27T18:19:55Z")

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What does “Bayliss” mean?

StG

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**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-when-becks-bad-bad-bad-shes-good-new-critter-in-the-house/919122/26 "2020-08-27T18:44:18Z")

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Wow, a very handsome dog indeed! What a gorgeous coat.  
He loooks faabyoulus dahlink! Just Mahvuhlus.

Bayless is a good name I think. For some reason he makes me think of Bayard, only not.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-when-becks-bad-bad-bad-shes-good-new-critter-in-the-house/919122/27 "2020-08-27T18:47:21Z")

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Bayliss means ‘very comfortable’  
In other words, he’s a comfortable fit.I might have made that up

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-when-becks-bad-bad-bad-shes-good-new-critter-in-the-house/919122/28 "2020-08-27T19:28:49Z")

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> [@StGermain](#):
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> What does “Bayliss” mean?

Bayliss the Tail-less

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**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-when-becks-bad-bad-bad-shes-good-new-critter-in-the-house/919122/29 "2020-08-27T19:40:36Z")

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There’s a chef called Rick Bayless, and I was thinking of him when I read the name.

StG

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-when-becks-bad-bad-bad-shes-good-new-critter-in-the-house/919122/30 "2020-08-27T21:24:20Z")

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Ooh, Gato, you haz pie by your name.

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**Author:** ![P-man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/p-man/32/3606_2.png) [@P-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/P-man)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-when-becks-bad-bad-bad-shes-good-new-critter-in-the-house/919122/31 "2020-08-27T21:28:18Z")

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A good old tri-colored hound. A fine dog.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-when-becks-bad-bad-bad-shes-good-new-critter-in-the-house/919122/32 "2020-08-27T21:46:22Z")

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He has dainty feet. Every now and then one ear stands up. Crazy.  
The Siamese have decided to check him out. He was laying by my bed on a rug. The cats got on the bed and leaned over the edge to sniff and look. Bear put a paw out and was gonna touch him but, he moved and both cats hissed like they saw a ghost.  
They gave him the once over.  
Yep.  
He’s accepted into the family.

They won’t be lounging around with Bayliss but they’ll tolerate his presence.

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**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-when-becks-bad-bad-bad-shes-good-new-critter-in-the-house/919122/33 "2020-08-27T21:50:13Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> The Siamese have decided to check him out. He was laying by my bed on a rug. The cats got on the bed and leaned over the edge to sniff and look. Bear put a paw out and was gonna touch him but, he moved and both cats hissed like they saw a ghost.  
> They gave him the once over.  
> Yep.

You mean he’s had a cat scan?

StG

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-when-becks-bad-bad-bad-shes-good-new-critter-in-the-house/919122/34 "2020-08-27T21:52:32Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Oops. I think I made a new ‘topic’  
> I meant this to be in my previous thread.  
> I flagged myself

Merged.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-when-becks-bad-bad-bad-shes-good-new-critter-in-the-house/919122/35 "2020-08-27T22:49:09Z")

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At the very least.  
I was giving the cats a ‘very goodist, homemade liver’ treat.  
Bayliss thought Christmas had come.  
He stole both of their treats.  
Two snipey Siamese were not amused.  
I put their treats on the counter in the laundry room.  
Bear protested vocally for a good 20 min.  
The power is back on so I put laundry in the dryer to calm him down.  
Meeko ate both treats.  
Bear will need to quit bitching or he’s always gonna lose his treats.  
Of course, I got him another treat.  
I can’t take the yowling.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-when-becks-bad-bad-bad-shes-good-new-critter-in-the-house/919122/36 "2020-08-27T22:54:16Z")

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He’s a great-looking dog, **Beck**!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-when-becks-bad-bad-bad-shes-good-new-critter-in-the-house/919122/37 "2020-08-27T22:59:12Z")

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Thanks, @Spoons,  
And also thanks for your help posting pix.  
Even though I totally screwed it up.  
I know how now.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-when-becks-bad-bad-bad-shes-good-new-critter-in-the-house/919122/38 "2020-08-27T23:48:15Z")

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What a fine-looking doggie, **Beck**! In spite of all the cats I’ve had, I really am a dog person too.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-when-becks-bad-bad-bad-shes-good-new-critter-in-the-house/919122/39 "2020-08-27T23:56:13Z")

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While we were eating dinner Bayliss laid under the table.  
I caught at least 3 giving him bites of meatloaf.  
Imma have to stop this or he’s gonna be the fat boy.  
Betsy the Beagle has fat girl sewn up. She has to go in the crate for meal times.  
Her ‘beg’ is so pity inducing no one can resist.

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**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2020, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-when-becks-bad-bad-bad-shes-good-new-critter-in-the-house/919122/40 "2020-08-28T00:51:20Z")

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He’s a very handsome dog. Also, I looked deep into those eyes, and they said, “I belong to Beck and only Beck!” He didn’t show up on Son-of-a-Wrek’s doorstep, did he? He showed up on yours. Bayliss hath spoken. He’s a Beckdog.

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