# Even Worse

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-worse/65005>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 10, 2001, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-worse/65005 "2001-05-10T16:53:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-worse/65005/1 "2001-05-10T16:53:38Z")

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I don’t suppose you want to hear about Peter Paul, the guy who started the company that makes Mounds and Almond Joy, and how he always wore such outrageous wigs that everyone started calling him Peter “Toupee” Paul.

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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-worse/65005/2 "2001-05-10T17:16:36Z")

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No, No, No…

Peter is his MIDDLE name…his first name is Robin

…d&r…

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-worse/65005/3 "2001-05-10T17:18:27Z")

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Sometimes you just feel like a nut, don’tcha?

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**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-worse/65005/4 "2001-05-10T17:19:08Z")

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**"Peter “Toupee” Paul"…**

Er, is _that_ the joke part? Is it a pun?

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**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-worse/65005/5 "2001-05-10T20:04:07Z")

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You shouldn’t buy one of the new Volkwagen Beatles yet cause you need to wait until they get all of the bugs out.

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**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/even-worse/65005/6 "2001-05-10T20:23:37Z")

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_Groan!!_

Robin Peter “Toupee” Paul…

Can’t believe it took me all afternoon to get this.