# Evening all, I am new here! Say hello! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 29, 2010, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evening-all-i-am-new-here-say-hello/537764 "2010-04-29T17:58:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evening-all-i-am-new-here-say-hello/537764/41 "2010-04-30T02:26:49Z")
Welcome. Have fun. Be a good board citizen. Contribute. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evening-all-i-am-new-here-say-hello/537764/42 "2010-04-30T02:49:39Z")
> [@DrDeth](#): > > Welcome. Have fun. Be a good board citizen. Contribute. Or else. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evening-all-i-am-new-here-say-hello/537764/43 "2010-04-30T03:50:27Z")
> [@Equipoise](#): > > I’m confused about de apple thing. Why the roll-eye from twickster? Bad jokeness: Decor = de core; what’s left after you eat de apple. Groaning must ensue. > [@](#): > > Wow, who’s the expert in yurt construction? I missed that thread. THAT’s the point - we don’t have yurt construction covered. Sure - teepees, wigwam and other lodge types, but no yurts. We have a need and I was hoping our noob might fill it - go yurts! ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evening-all-i-am-new-here-say-hello/537764/44 "2010-04-30T04:21:53Z")
**Chefguy** > [@](#): > > Check his papers, damn it! He might not need papers - I think I can provide the required zig-zag documentation! ~cks~ Okay, I guess I have been out since the 80’s. I’ll have to stand here alone and on the sidelines with my beers (two fisting it), try to look like I’m supposed to be having fun, that I’m only standing here, plowing them down as fast as I can because I choose to! (man, I hate this, hope no one can see through this whole pathetic facade).. **aaronstevens134** , welcome to the bored! Have a cattle teat and have a seat! Hope to see you around! ~shakes hands~ ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evening-all-i-am-new-here-say-hello/537764/45 "2010-04-30T05:14:50Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > **Chefguy** > > > [@Chefguy](#): > > > > Check his papers, damn it! > > He might not need papers - I think I can provide the required zig-zag documentation! ~cks~ > > Okay, I guess I have been out since the 80’s. I’ll have to stand here alone and on the sidelines with my beers (two fisting it), try to look like I’m supposed to be having fun, that I’m only standing here, plowing them down as fast as I can because I choose to! > (man, I hate this, hope no one can see through this whole pathetic facade).. > > **aaronstevens134** , welcome to the bored! Have a cattle teat and have a seat! > Hope to see you around! ~shakes hands~ I’m out of papers as well, but I can supply a long slick yellow-leather slab ticket with a blue spanch across it if needed. Yet another welcome, **aaronstevens134**. What do you know about shaving gorillas? Poor thing’s getting awfully matted. . . . ---
**Author:** ![aaronstevens134](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/278dde/32.png) [@aaronstevens134](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aaronstevens134)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evening-all-i-am-new-here-say-hello/537764/46 "2010-04-30T11:29:59Z")
> [@ghardester](#): > > Welcome Aaron! > > There are some really nice people in this board. Unfortunatly they hardly ever actually post. > > So don’t get discouraged by the vocal few. Thanks, i’ll remember that! ---
**Author:** ![aaronstevens134](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/278dde/32.png) [@aaronstevens134](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aaronstevens134)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evening-all-i-am-new-here-say-hello/537764/47 "2010-04-30T11:34:12Z")
> [@figure9](#): > > Question, how does an Englishman end up marrying a Colombian lady? There has to be a story behind that. Hopefully a very romantic story. Details give us details. Ha! Yes, there certainly is a story! Aint there always?! I believe it to be romantic but i am probably the only one. I would really love to tell that story but i am sure you would find it nothing but boring!!! ---
**Author:** ![aaronstevens134](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/278dde/32.png) [@aaronstevens134](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aaronstevens134)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evening-all-i-am-new-here-say-hello/537764/48 "2010-04-30T11:35:20Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Pics or it didn’t happen. I have many pics my friend, regular and x-rated! But thats for another day.. ---
**Author:** ![aaronstevens134](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/278dde/32.png) [@aaronstevens134](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aaronstevens134)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evening-all-i-am-new-here-say-hello/537764/49 "2010-04-30T11:37:33Z")
> [@Equipoise](#): > > I knew **aaronstevens96**. You sir, are no **aaronstevens96**! Thank goodness. He was kindofa jerk. Dude! Seriously!! How many bloody aaronstevens’ can there be?? I dont like it :mad: But i must say thanks for all the warm welcomes, god bless you all. Very kind indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evening-all-i-am-new-here-say-hello/537764/50 "2010-04-30T11:44:10Z")
> [@aaronstevens134](#): > > Dude! Seriously!! How many bloody aaronstevens’ can there be?? I dont like it :mad: I’d say there are at least 132 more of them (since poor aaronstevens117 got lost somewhere). Btw, no romantic story is boring! Well, I suppose it depends on who’s reading, but still. Tell the story of the nice Colombian lady. ---
**Author:** ![aaronstevens134](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/278dde/32.png) [@aaronstevens134](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aaronstevens134)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evening-all-i-am-new-here-say-hello/537764/51 "2010-04-30T11:47:42Z")
> [@Equipoise](#): > > I’d say there are at least 132 more of them (since poor aaronstevens117 got lost somewhere). > > Btw, no romantic story is boring! Well, I suppose it depends on who’s reading, but still. Tell the story of the nice Colombian lady. They are dropping like flies!! I think i will tell the story but it will have to be in parts as its a bloody long one and also it just dawned on me, to me the story is romantic but to others i am sure i will come across as a raving lunatic. A lunatic who means well though, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evening-all-i-am-new-here-say-hello/537764/52 "2010-04-30T11:49:56Z")
> [@aaronstevens134](#): > > A lunatic who means well though, of course. You’ve got a leg up on some people I know. ---
**Author:** ![aaronstevens134](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/278dde/32.png) [@aaronstevens134](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aaronstevens134)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evening-all-i-am-new-here-say-hello/537764/53 "2010-04-30T11:51:54Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > You’ve got a leg up on some people I know. I’ll take that as a compliment. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evening-all-i-am-new-here-say-hello/537764/54 "2010-04-30T12:14:21Z")
Welcome to our playground. If it makes you feel any specialer (is too a word) you’re the first Aaron Stevens I’ve ever encountered, so that makes you unique in my little world. It’s a nice little world. Because I’m nice. Dammit. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evening-all-i-am-new-here-say-hello/537764/55 "2010-04-30T12:24:50Z")
She is. Nice that is. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evening-all-i-am-new-here-say-hello/537764/56 "2010-04-30T13:52:27Z")
> [@WordMan](#): > > Bad jokeness: Decor = de core; what’s left after you eat de apple. Groaning must ensue. > > THAT’s the point - we don’t have yurt construction covered. Sure - teepees, wigwam and other lodge types, but no yurts. We have a need and I was hoping our noob might fill it - go yurts! Dude, relax. You’re too tense. ---
**Author:** ![gwendee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@gwendee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gwendee)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evening-all-i-am-new-here-say-hello/537764/57 "2010-04-30T14:13:19Z")
> [@Cyningablod](#): > > D’oh! Sorry! Won’t happen again. For whatever it’s worth I didn’t think you were a chick. Welcome Aaron. I went to high school with a guy named Steve Aarons, maybe you know him? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evening-all-i-am-new-here-say-hello/537764/58 "2010-04-30T14:15:42Z")
Why hasn’t he been introduced to Mariah yet? ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evening-all-i-am-new-here-say-hello/537764/59 "2010-04-30T14:24:49Z")
> [@EvilTOJ](#): > > Dude, relax. You’re too tense. 😉 But don’t get me started about the SDMB’s inability to fight ignorance when it comes to snood use. Really hopin’ #134 (who is #1?? Are you a number or a Free Man?) Could help there. ---
**Author:** ![aaronstevens134](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/278dde/32.png) [@aaronstevens134](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aaronstevens134)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evening-all-i-am-new-here-say-hello/537764/60 "2010-04-30T17:43:24Z")
> [@gwendee](#): > > For whatever it’s worth I didn’t think you were a chick. > > Welcome Aaron. I went to high school with a guy named Steve Aarons, maybe you know him? Maybe he is just like me but, like, back-to-front or something? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evening-all-i-am-new-here-say-hello/537764.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/evening-all-i-am-new-here-say-hello/537764.md?page=4)