# Ever been caught in the "act"?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-been-caught-in-the-act/466718>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 6, 2008, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-been-caught-in-the-act/466718 "2008-10-06T18:57:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-been-caught-in-the-act/466718/81 "2008-10-09T23:27:44Z")

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> [@SCSimmons](#):
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> Never _quite_ been caught … but this does remind me of this one time in high school, where I got saved by timing and considerate parents. They came home unexpectedly early, and seeing my girlfriend’s car parked in front of our house, decided to knock on their own front door before coming inside.

Oh, that reminds me of a close call I had in high school. I was going down on my girlfriend in my upstairs bedroom, who had just informed me that if I didn’t stop what I was doing I was “going to have to f&ck [her].” Well, if I have to, I have to, y’know?

At just about that moment, I heard my dad start up the stairs, just getting home from work.

Well, better he almost catch us then than 5 minutes later!

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