# Ever been distracted by what's on a t-shirt? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 24, 2005, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-been-distracted-by-whats-on-a-t-shirt/323249 "2005-09-24T19:56:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-been-distracted-by-whats-on-a-t-shirt/323249/41 "2005-09-26T16:55:07Z")
My favorite one was: \*\*You Don’t Need to Look at my Chest These aren’t the Breasts You’re Looking For You can go About your Business Move Along\*\* Not as distracting as the contents, though. ---
**Author:** ![billfritter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/54ee81/32.png) [@billfritter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfritter)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-been-distracted-by-whats-on-a-t-shirt/323249/42 "2005-09-26T19:20:29Z")
I often get distracted by tees that have only a teaser on the front and the full joke on the back. At street fairs I will often see many of these, and go around “discreetly” following people until they turn the right way. Sometimes it’s impossible to be discreet and then I get flustered and back off, cursing myself for being intimidated by strangers in a public place where I have every right to be, and even every right to gawk at them. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-been-distracted-by-whats-on-a-t-shirt/323249/43 "2005-09-26T20:38:08Z")
> [@Jackknifed Juggernaut](#): > > “As you squint to read this, I briefly control your mind.” Oh - I gotta get me one of those. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-been-distracted-by-whats-on-a-t-shirt/323249.md?page=2)