# Ever been invited to an April Fools day party?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-been-invited-to-an-april-fools-day-party/750529>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 29, 2016, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-been-invited-to-an-april-fools-day-party/750529 "2016-03-29T15:39:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-been-invited-to-an-april-fools-day-party/750529/1 "2016-03-29T15:39:59Z")

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Going to one this Friday night.

Never been to one before. What to do?

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-been-invited-to-an-april-fools-day-party/750529/2 "2016-03-29T15:41:55Z")

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Don’t go; the invitation itself is the prank.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-been-invited-to-an-april-fools-day-party/750529/3 "2016-03-29T15:51:38Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> Don’t go; the invitation itself is the prank.

Or, are you lying, and the “the party’s a fake” the prank, and the party is actually real? And then when I miss it, I get pranked?

Go. Don’t go. Go. I’m frozen with prank fear.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-been-invited-to-an-april-fools-day-party/750529/4 "2016-03-29T16:20:44Z")

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I usually drink too much and play with the dog.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-been-invited-to-an-april-fools-day-party/750529/5 "2016-03-29T16:25:29Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> Or, are you lying, and the “the party’s a fake” the prank, and the party is actually real? And then when I miss it, I get pranked?
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> Go. Don’t go. Go. I’m frozen with prank fear.

And that’s the real April Fool’s joke. It’s a hipster uber-meta 21st Century April Fools joke.

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**Author:** ![Lightray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightray/32/391_2.png) [@Lightray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightray)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-been-invited-to-an-april-fools-day-party/750529/6 "2016-03-29T16:47:06Z")

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My birthday is April 1st. I’ve been invited to _lots_ of April Fool’s Day parties.

Usually, I’m a no-show.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-been-invited-to-an-april-fools-day-party/750529/7 "2016-03-29T17:41:25Z")

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> [@DrFidelius](#):
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> I usually drink too much and play with the dog.

At my last April Fool’s party I got so drunk I blew chunks.

Yeah, but everybody does that sooner or later!

You don’t understand. Chunks is the host’s dog.

Beware.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-been-invited-to-an-april-fools-day-party/750529/8 "2016-03-29T18:06:24Z")

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When did April Fools parties become a thing? I am so tragically unhip…

Or am I being whooshed here? That’s a side effect of being tragically unhip.

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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-been-invited-to-an-april-fools-day-party/750529/9 "2016-03-29T18:35:44Z")

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Don’t go, you’ll all [be killed!](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090655/?ref_=nv_sr_1)
