# Ever come online (or the SDMB) whilst drunk? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 27, 2005, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-come-online-or-the-sdmb-whilst-drunk/332888 "2005-11-27T05:45:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-come-online-or-the-sdmb-whilst-drunk/332888/21 "2005-11-27T18:25:04Z")
“turdug” should be “turgid”. And no, the only thing I’m drinking right now is coffee, thank you. :o ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-come-online-or-the-sdmb-whilst-drunk/332888/22 "2005-11-27T20:54:13Z")
Not only drunk… I occasionally post when (gawsp) sober. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-come-online-or-the-sdmb-whilst-drunk/332888/23 "2005-11-27T21:05:07Z")
Only rarely do I post while drunk although I do sometimes read while drunk. I can put together coherent enough thoughts but typing them out is a bitch. The bad thing I do online while drunk sometimes is play poker. I know it’s a terrible idea, and I never mean to, but somehow it just…_happens_. Fortunately I am able to keep myself in the very low limits so I’ve never done myself too much damage. Every once in a while I end up ahead, sometimes by a significant amount compared to the level. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-come-online-or-the-sdmb-whilst-drunk/332888/24 "2005-11-27T21:05:18Z")
Nope, never. [😉](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=346719) ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-come-online-or-the-sdmb-whilst-drunk/332888/25 "2005-11-27T21:07:32Z")
> [@Larry Borgia](#): > > This guy…this guy right here, this is the guy, man. This dude, I wanna tell you, man. > > Oh what, where you going? did I get to real for you? well I’m sorry you can’t shut the big dog up man! you hear me! YOU CAN’T SHUT THE BIG DOG UP! > > [sub]god I can’t go to jail again…[/sub] This is one of the funniest posts I’ve read all year! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-come-online-or-the-sdmb-whilst-drunk/332888/26 "2005-11-27T21:16:48Z")
> [@astro](#): > > This is one of the funniest posts I’ve read all year! Thanks! but I must admit I got some of it from a few [Medium Large](http://www.drinkatwork.com/mediumlarge.html) strips. I can’t remember which ones, though. ---
**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-come-online-or-the-sdmb-whilst-drunk/332888/27 "2005-11-27T22:06:02Z")
Posting while drunk isn’t so bad. But whatever you do, stay away from eBay while drunk. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Otanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Otanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otanx)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-come-online-or-the-sdmb-whilst-drunk/332888/28 "2005-11-27T22:46:11Z")
Post no. My wife on the other hand. To begin with my wife dosen’t drink much at all. This weekend her roommate was having a small party, and bought some vodka. My wife asked to try some, and ended up so drunk she could barley stand up. She then decided it would be fun to play Everquest2. Her guild in EQ2 uses Teamspeak to communicate. She kept telling everyone about how someone had put alcohol in her vodka. Wouldn’t quit talking about it. She will be teased about this for awhile. -Otanx ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-come-online-or-the-sdmb-whilst-drunk/332888/29 "2005-11-27T22:52:37Z")
Many, many times. I also often write out long, convoluted, and incredibly hilarious responses, then re-read them and realize how unfunny they are. I don’t post those. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2005, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-come-online-or-the-sdmb-whilst-drunk/332888/30 "2005-11-27T23:20:49Z")
> [@scr4](#): > > Posting while drunk isn’t so bad. But whatever you do, stay away from eBay while drunk. > :smack: [Man With Complete Mama’s Family Video Library Never Going On eBay Drunk Again](http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39045) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-come-online-or-the-sdmb-whilst-drunk/332888.md?page=1)