# Ever considered spelunking in the backyard?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-considered-spelunking-in-the-backyard/21526
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [June 6, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-considered-spelunking-in-the-backyard/21526 "2000-06-06T06:05:30Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-considered-spelunking-in-the-backyard/21526/1 "2000-06-06T06:05:30Z")
Ok, time to break in IMHO. My first thread here so lets make it a keeper.
So whats everyone’s opinion on anal sex? Are you game? Do you like to explore new teritory? Go where no man has gone before? Go where most men have gone before, and would love to go again?
Ladies, you feeling cheeky? Is your backyard an amusement park? Have any interest in one day sharing in a little spelunking? Got any horror stories for the uninitiated?
I guess its only right that I open things up, so to speak.
I’m most certainly game…gotta try everything once. Haven’t had the opportunity yet. But if the circumstances were right I’d like to explore a little, hell I’ve read enough about it, alot of it here…you kinky little freaks.
**wondering if I’ll regret this in the morning**
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### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2000, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-considered-spelunking-in-the-backyard/21526/2 "2000-06-06T13:06:18Z")
::folding up the lawn chair and moving to a different thread::
Sorry, Omni, can’t hang with ya on this one. Look me up in “Chicks Who Dig Fat Guys”, where I’ll be looking for the next Ex Mrs. Cynical.
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### Author:  [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2000, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-considered-spelunking-in-the-backyard/21526/3 "2000-06-06T13:16:22Z")
spelunking huh? and here i was thinking oooh, a rock climbing thread…
well, maybe i need a new hobby 😃
thanx Mr. Cynical, i’ll just be taking that spot ::unfolding lawn chair-popping open a bottle of oj::
:sigh:
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2000, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-considered-spelunking-in-the-backyard/21526/4 "2000-06-06T15:21:47Z")
I just wanna know how drunk Omni was when he posted this thread.
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### Author:  [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-considered-spelunking-in-the-backyard/21526/5 "2000-06-06T19:18:17Z")
buncha voyuers…you all are a total let down!
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### Author:  [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-considered-spelunking-in-the-backyard/21526/6 "2000-06-06T22:54:41Z")
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> I’m most certainly game…gotta try everything once. Haven’t had the opportunity yet. But if the circumstances were right I’d like to explore a little, hell I’ve read enough about it, alot of it here…you kinky little freaks.
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So you’d give it but would you also _TAKE_ it?
C’mon, open wider!
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### Author:  [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-considered-spelunking-in-the-backyard/21526/7 "2000-06-07T01:43:35Z")
Are you offering to wear a strap-on for him, Sue?
::shades of Satan and Heatherlee::
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### Author:  [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2000, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-considered-spelunking-in-the-backyard/21526/8 "2000-06-07T03:10:24Z")
Sue, you answer my question…I’ll answer yours.
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### Author:  [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2000, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-considered-spelunking-in-the-backyard/21526/9 "2000-06-07T03:42:23Z")
Just when I thought you bozoes and bozoettes couldn’t sink any lower, you surprise me with this thread.
_sniff_
I am _so_ proud!
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### Author:  [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2000, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-considered-spelunking-in-the-backyard/21526/10 "2000-06-07T05:30:25Z")
Not much that I haven’t tried. OTOH with my husband backyards are off limits. Hell, I can’t even get him to christen our new van.
He has visions of having to call someone to bail us out of jail. Anybody here offer to bail us out and maybe you can help me talk him into it! 😉
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### Author:  [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2000, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-considered-spelunking-in-the-backyard/21526/11 "2000-06-07T05:39:05Z")
I’d go for it, both giving and/or taking, as long as whoever I’m doing it with wears black socks. And is short. And blonde. With big hips/butt. Yes, I AM referring to a specific person. No, nobody else at the SDMB knows who she is (except maybe **Monster104** , but he hasn’t seen this thread yet, I don’t think).
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### Author:  [@Psycho\_Kitten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psycho_Kitten)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2000, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-considered-spelunking-in-the-backyard/21526/12 "2000-06-07T06:01:13Z")
Well… hello everyone, this is my first post here at the Dope… and what a way to go… _chuckle_ how typical of me.
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As for the question, I have no problem with anal sex. I'm the adventurous sort, and I think that there's something for everyone. What I'd really like, though, would be for my boyfriend to let me do it back to him. ;) Don''t get me wrong here.. I'm not a slut or a bondage queen either, I'm just a normal girl.
I actually had a conversation about this with a bunh of girl friends of mine, all normal, girl-next-door girls, and they all admitted to me that they had all done it as well with their respective boyfriends. It seems it's not as taboo as it is made out to be, it's just not talked about much.
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### Author:  [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2000, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-considered-spelunking-in-the-backyard/21526/13 "2000-06-07T07:23:53Z")
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> It seems it’s not as taboo as it is made out to be, it’s just not talked about much.
I entirely agree, witness this thread!
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### Author:  [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2000, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-considered-spelunking-in-the-backyard/21526/14 "2000-06-07T14:06:26Z")
I’ve had a few Doctor’s instruments and digits up the hoop a couple of times.
It wasn’t even remotely sexual…and it felt pretty awful.
But that doesn’t stop me from badgering my bride for the past 16 yrs.
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### Author:  [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2000, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-considered-spelunking-in-the-backyard/21526/15 "2000-06-08T00:53:04Z")
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> Are you offering to wear a strap-on for him, Sue?
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> ::shades of Satan and Heatherlee::
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Uh, no. Ick.
Not to mention that I don’t think I’d be too coordinated with one. I’m sure it takes _years_ of practice to wield a penis. 😃
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### Author:  [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-considered-spelunking-in-the-backyard/21526/16 "2000-06-08T00:55:35Z")
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> Sue, you answer my question…I’ll answer yours.
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Ooooo, a dare! Nope, I’m not playing.
You might say that my backyard has a privacy fence.
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### Author:  [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2000, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-considered-spelunking-in-the-backyard/21526/17 "2000-06-08T00:59:46Z")
Kricket wrote:
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> Not much that I haven’t tried. OTOH with my husband backyards are off limits. Hell, I can’t even get him to christen our new van.
> He has visions of having to call someone to bail us out of jail. Anybody here offer to bail us out and maybe you can help me talk him into it! 😉
What State are you in? Some States have laws against back-door sex (e.g. Virgina), and some don’t (e.g. California). Peter McWilliams’ book _Ain’t Nobody’s Business If You Do_ has a complete table in the back, showing what sexual practices are outlawed in each of the 50 States.
Of course, if you don’t actually live in the United States, this won’t help you.
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### Author:  [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2000, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-considered-spelunking-in-the-backyard/21526/18 "2000-06-08T05:42:01Z")
Gee tracer, going out of your way to hijack this puppy aren’t you? Well damn it, its my thread and I ain’t letting it happen. Save that shit for your “Interesting Laws” chain-mail, I’m sure theres a thread in MPSIMS.
Sue, pretty lame to start probing for questions to snap at me and then tucking your tail between your leg, doncha think? I’m disappointed in the TM so far.
I wonder how many folks are eager to read this thread, but won’t post. I think the “page views” will tell the story.
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### Author:  [@Psycho\_Kitten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psycho_Kitten)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2000, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-considered-spelunking-in-the-backyard/21526/19 "2000-06-08T07:11:24Z")
_chuckles_ I told you Omni, everyone does it, but no one’ll talk about it. Taboo subject. it’s kind of like masturbating. You know that more than 20% of women DO it… they just won’t admit to it in surveys (I will never understand why).
Women in this culture have been trained since birth to be these little polite things that don’t talk about their personal sex lives. Espeially not things like masturbation. Anal sex is out of the question. A Woman, a LADY, talk about anal sex? Never! heh. ahh well… I’ll leave the flowery prettyness to the other girls. As for me? I’d just rather be one of the boys.
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### Author:  [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2000, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-considered-spelunking-in-the-backyard/21526/20 "2000-06-08T07:18:04Z")
No guys I was seriously talking about outdoor sex.
As for the other, like I said there isn’t much I haven’t done.
Now, anybody willing to post bail so I can christen the van?
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