# Ever fall in love with a cartoon character?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-fall-in-love-with-a-cartoon-character/149579>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 19, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-fall-in-love-with-a-cartoon-character/149579 "2003-01-19T03:19:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Oasis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a698b9/32.png) [@Oasis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oasis)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-fall-in-love-with-a-cartoon-character/149579/81 "2003-01-30T17:31:55Z")

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~Hashiba Rowen from The Ronin Warriors (gotta love the blue hair!!!)  
~Max from the Goofy Movie (and the sequel too of course! 😉 )  
~Ranma and Mousefrom Ranma 1/2 (the guy version of Ranma of course!)  
~Aladdin  
And when I was really young I wanted to be a turtle so I could date Michalangelo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles…yes I’m odd and no I don’t try and deny it!

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**Author:** ![Oasis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a698b9/32.png) [@Oasis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oasis)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-fall-in-love-with-a-cartoon-character/149579/82 "2003-01-30T17:33:48Z")

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i forgot inuyasha!

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-fall-in-love-with-a-cartoon-character/149579/83 "2003-01-30T17:43:27Z")

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I want the vixen Maid Marion from Disney’s animated Robin Hood.

I…\*need \* her.  
:eek: ☹

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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-fall-in-love-with-a-cartoon-character/149579/84 "2003-01-31T01:55:43Z")

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**Belle**

**Belle**  
**Belle**  
**Belle**  
**Belle**  
**Belle**  
**Belle**  
**Belle**

(I call this post the “Carol of the Belles”) (rimshot)

Also, from the world of comic strips, **Kim Rosenthal** , now the wife of **Mike Doonesbury**. And she’s just about my age. I mean, smart geeks are hot, Jewish women are hot, and Asian women are hot, and she’s all three!!!

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**Author:** ![Bindrah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@Bindrah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bindrah)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-fall-in-love-with-a-cartoon-character/149579/85 "2003-01-31T02:27:37Z")

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yes…i’d go for belle too…i’ve seen some disney porn online and its pretty good… oh i thought the same thing as well about race and dr. quest…race was a handsome guy…

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**Author:** ![Deadly\_Nightlight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Deadly\_Nightlight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deadly_Nightlight)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-fall-in-love-with-a-cartoon-character/149579/86 "2003-01-31T05:23:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BuckleberryFerry \*  
> \*\*Yay, **abatha**! A fellow anime fancier! I’m on a hobbit spree myself now, but I’ve always had a thing for Ken from Digimon, Jame and Ash from pokemon and Ron Stoppable from Kim Possible. \*\*

pervy hobbit fancier!  
[http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/](http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/)  
pervy hobbit fancier homeland 😃

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**Author:** ![Kelsonk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/df705f/32.png) [@Kelsonk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kelsonk)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-fall-in-love-with-a-cartoon-character/149579/87 "2003-01-31T06:32:18Z")

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How can anyone beat Jasmine? Granted, I haven’t seen Lilo and Stich, but I doubt anyone can hold a candlestick to Jasmine. There’s a girl that goes to my school that looks like her. I wish I could talk to her. Oh well, I’m a loser.

By the way, everyone here is a\* sick, sick \* freak.

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**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-fall-in-love-with-a-cartoon-character/149579/88 "2003-01-31T08:39:35Z")

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Yeah, now that we got that sick freak thing out of our systems, we can get back to talking about sexy cartoon characters.

Helga from Disney’s Atlantis was hot. Total blonde bombshell there.

And everyone whose seen ‘Heavy Metal’ knows the last Terachian will always be a gorgeous white-haired swordwoman. rowr!

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-fall-in-love-with-a-cartoon-character/149579/89 "2003-01-31T12:30:10Z")

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Disney’s Maid Marian.

What a fox!

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**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-fall-in-love-with-a-cartoon-character/149579/90 "2003-01-31T18:54:56Z")

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This is kinda sick, but TINKERBELL from Disney always turned me on. :eek:

Oh well, I don’t want much…

(How the hell old was she supposed to be anyway?)

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-fall-in-love-with-a-cartoon-character/149579/91 "2003-01-31T19:24:52Z")

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BTW, I’m surprised that nobody has voted for Daphne Blake yet.

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**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-fall-in-love-with-a-cartoon-character/149579/92 "2003-05-10T02:03:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Jake \*  
> \*\*This is kinda sick, but TINKERBELL from Disney always turned me on. :eek:
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> Oh well, I don’t want much…
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> (How the hell old was she supposed to be anyway?) \*\*

No problem. I’m madly in love with Peter Pan. Whoever finds 'em first hands over the one they don’t want, all right?

In regards to her age, according to [Barrie](http://www.hoboes.com/html/FireBlade/Barrie/Peter/chapter3.html),

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> “You see, Wendy, when the first baby laughed for the first time, its laugh broke into a thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.” (Peter and Wendy, chapter 3)

I’d guess that’s about the beginning of man.

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**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-fall-in-love-with-a-cartoon-character/149579/93 "2003-05-10T03:25:56Z")

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I had a thing for Rook from Robotech when I was in high school. The third series, I think? I can’t remember, but it was the one where they rode those motorcycle transforming thingies.

I fell for her whole “rebel with a heart of gold” schtick. And the red hair. Oh yeah.

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**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-fall-in-love-with-a-cartoon-character/149579/94 "2003-05-10T16:49:38Z")

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My daughter (who is 3 1/2) loves watching Speed Racer, which brought me back to my first crush…what eyelashes that man has!

Now adays, I just watch Mulan over and over again. Not the whole thing, just the part where Li Shang takes off his shirt …yummmmmmm…

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**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-fall-in-love-with-a-cartoon-character/149579/95 "2003-05-10T18:33:56Z")

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Hoo-boy, where to start.

Okay, I have so totally got a thing for [Alucard](http://hellsing.kinmoku.net/arucard/arucard15.jpg) from the anime (and manga) Hellsing. He’s [sexy](http://amen.sivan.nu/ep/hellsing01-14.jpg) as all get-out.

Also, I would so totally jump [Ryoga](http://www.duluth.lib.mn.us/Images/GraphicContest/14.jpg) from Ranma 1/2 if given the chance. Ranma’s too much of an ass.

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**Author:** ![grettle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@grettle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grettle)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-fall-in-love-with-a-cartoon-character/149579/96 "2003-05-10T19:24:30Z")

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Madly infatuated with the Tachikoma’s from Ghost in the Shell - Stand Alone Complex. Not attracted to them in a sexual way, I just think they are irresistably cute.

I would definitely jump Trent from Daria. Oh, and there’s always Duo from Gundam Wing. But only because there was something very sexual about everyone screaming his name at least once an episode.

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**Author:** ![grettle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@grettle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grettle)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-fall-in-love-with-a-cartoon-character/149579/97 "2003-05-10T19:26:35Z")

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change _everyone_ in that last line to _someone_.

I wanted to add Priss from Bubblegum crisis. I guess I’m bisexual when it comes to animation. . .

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**Author:** ![Nate\_the\_Great](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ea924/32.png) [@Nate\_the\_Great](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nate_the_Great)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-fall-in-love-with-a-cartoon-character/149579/98 "2003-05-10T22:22:24Z")

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When I was a kid I wanted to marry Smurfette. Wait - now I remember… I wanted to BE Smurfette! Very strange …

I also liked/wanted to be Miss Piggy.

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**Author:** ![jeanster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc348/32.png) [@jeanster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeanster)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-fall-in-love-with-a-cartoon-character/149579/99 "2003-05-10T22:34:14Z")

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Years ago I had a crush on Astro Boy. What a cutie.

My most recent crush on a cartoon character was of Disney’s animated Tarzan. Hubba-hubba!

This thread reminded me of a site I bookmarked on my old desktop computer, but I lost that bookmark when that computer died and I had to replace it and upgrade to this laptop. Anyway, the site was called “Cartoon Girls I Wanna Nail”. It’s been a while since I visited that site. Had some hilarious stuff in it as well as pics of Jessica Rabbit, Harley Quinn and other hot cartoon babes. The FAQ section cracked me up.

I don’t know if that site is still up or has been updated. I’ll do a Google search later to see if it’s still there.

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**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-fall-in-love-with-a-cartoon-character/149579/100 "2003-05-10T23:50:55Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Padeye \*  
> **I have to go with Blondie though.**

**Blondie** is not a bad choice. But, she doesn’t hold a candle to **Daisy Mae**. I don’t know about sandwiches, but she could get milk and eggs from a schmoo.

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