Ever get hit by a car?

When I was 8, I had recently gotten a new bike. A neighbor kid was over at my house one day, and said that he couldn’t ride my old, small bike fast any more (funny in retrospect, because I’m pretty sure he had never ridden my bike, but when you’re eight you don’t bother yourself with trivial details like that). I, of course, had to show that I still could ride it fast, so I hopped on and went tearing down the driveway. The driveway was a hill, so I was going pretty fast when I got to the bottom. Being eight, I didn’t think to look for cars before going into the street.

Next thing I remember is waking up laying in the street with a tire on my arm. The neighbor kid was on the curb screaming, “Move! Move!” Someone did eventually get the driver to move her car off my arm, and miraculously I had not broken anything. The doctor said it was because I was so young, my bones were still flexible. I did have a really nasty case of road rash, though, and I still have a scar from it.

I learned a very important thing that day: Cars are heavy.

I got ran over by my mother’s Crown Victoria Station Wagon when i was 2 years old. No joke, 35 mph.

We had just moved from the city to the suburbs, a few weeks before my 6th birthday. There was a beautiful park across the street, and my mother told me I could go, as I knew how to cross streets carefully. I looked right, left, then right again, and started across. A drunk driver sped around the corner from the right and hit me. I had a concussion & skull fracture. Have a metal plate. (The bone has grown over it & I don’t set off airport alarms.)

When one of my sons was 18, a little boy who was riding his older brother’s bike (against his parents’ rule), rode the bike down his driveway and into my son’s car. The boy’s father called me to call my son a “hero” for reacting fast enough to drive away from the boy as he saw him approaching, so the hit was not as bad as it might have been. The boy suffered only a broken leg.