# Ever get the feeling that a buttfuck was imminent? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 6, 2006, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275 "2006-02-06T19:04:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/41 "2006-02-07T09:56:08Z")
> [@Cerri](#): > > Dammit! I clicked that link, it made me remember I was expecting feedback on the hair slides I bought a couple weeks ago, went to check and make sure she’d sent it, ended up browsing cameos on velvet chokers (hubby’s been wanting to buy me some), and ended up spending 160 dollars on jewelry! > > And this after I spent 200 last week at Amazon and Barnes and Noble online!! > > _cry_ I need to forget how to shop online. I’m so good at talking myself out of stuff when I physically go to a sore, but all I have to do here is sit and lick. ☹ Don’t lick your sore, you’ll make it worse. 😛 _looks back up thread_ so… implying that buttfuckery is a typically gay activity is homophobic, _but_ dissin’ on buttfuckery is homophobic too. Got it. _takes out pencil and updates rulebook_ ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/42 "2006-02-07T14:07:19Z")
> [@Cerri](#): > > CLICK! I meant click! > > :eek: And **store** , I assume. 😃 That was one of the funniest Gauderes I’ve seen. I feel your pain; I just spent almost $200 at BB&B ($20!!! for a wastebasket!!), nearly $100 at Amazon, and $800 at Lowes. Damn almost-finished house. Double-damn easy, convenient online shopping. Triple-damn the Christmas-like excitement of the arrival of the UPS truck. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/43 "2006-02-07T17:08:30Z")
> [@bubastis](#): > > I don’t understand… are you suggesting that an ass-raping is a good thing? I always thought rape of any kind was bad. Do you have a different opinion on the subject? Hey, if you’re a rapist in your spare time, thats cool bro. Don’t bring your frustration here. Dude, you are seriously the most surreally clueless person I have possibly EVER encountered. Seriously. ---
**Author:** ![Kevbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@Kevbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kevbo)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/44 "2006-02-07T19:23:44Z")
Not only would your proposed solution screw up amazon’s inventory, but it might well violate an agreement they have with thier supplier (busting up a set and selling the individual bits) Alternativly, you could try contacting the distributer/producer/studio whatever the correct term is for the folks who actually “made” the product. In many cases thier response is to send a new disk/tape/whatever and ask that you distroy the defective (in your case duplicate) one. Manufacturers have many more options for solving problems than retailers do. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/45 "2006-02-07T19:46:28Z")
> [@bubastis](#): > > I dont really think that I’m about to be buttfucked. WHAM! ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/46 "2006-02-07T20:45:02Z")
> [@matt](#): > > I feel your pain Use more lubricant. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/47 "2006-02-07T22:26:30Z")
The last time this happened to me was the School House Rock CD Collection in the Collectors Lunchbox. I contacted Rhino instead of the store I bought it from & they sent me the School House CD Collection in the Collectors Binder. 2 for the price of one seems like a good idea to me. I even found the contact info for you. - For more information on getting replacements for manufacturing defects such as duplicate Discs in boxsets or scratched Discs, please email [foxdrop@4icc.com](mailto:foxdrop@4icc.com). This Replacement Program is for DAMAGED DVDs or boxsets that might have been accidentally damaged by the consumer ONLY. If you mail us a replacement request which is considered a manufacturing defect, your request will be mailed back to you. I found this info [HERE](http://www.foxhome.com/replacement/) ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/48 "2006-02-07T22:28:55Z")
> [@little\*bit](#): > > - For more information on getting replacements for manufacturing defects such as duplicate Discs in boxsets or scratched Discs, please email [foxdrop@4icc.com](mailto:foxdrop@4icc.com). > > I found this info [HERE](http://www.foxhome.com/replacement/) Sorry I should have edited it to that. The portion after was in reference to their replacement program which allows you to replace stuff you damaged at a discount. :o ---
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/49 "2006-02-07T22:46:51Z")
> [@lissener](#): > > Dude, you are seriously the most surreally clueless person I have possibly EVER encountered. Seriously. Enchante. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/50 "2006-02-08T01:55:03Z")
I think we are drifting from the main topic here: buttfucking. ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/51 "2006-02-08T02:16:31Z")
So is there a rule that every time that someone posts a thread that upsets one of you uber-homo’s that you **have** to come in and throw a hissy fit about it? The guy made a thread using a term that can be used, as does everyone else, as an expression of getting screwed over. Apparently, to our resident gay personnel, this constitutes blasphemy…or something…because, I just don’t see why there’s all the outrage. It’s like when someone called someone else a turdburglar. You all got big time upset over…well…NOTHING…because NO ONE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU. Gee. How typical. If you get offended this easily, then it must REALLY burn your ass (snerk) whenever Phred Phelps says something. Perhaps you should start clicking your shoes and thinking that there’s no place like home hmmm? And **lissener** , I really expected better out of you. If you gays think this was an attack on your lifestyle then fine, but a rational person, i.e., anyone that wasn’t one of you idiots would have understood that the majority of the world uses “buttfuck” in this sense to mean they got ripped off. Morons. ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/52 "2006-02-08T02:27:41Z")
I think I’m missing something here. If he has a duplicate disk, he needs only one disk replaced. They say they cannot split up a set as they will be unable to send it back to the manufacturer. Yes? If I send them the dup. disk, they open their sealed set, take out the one I’m missing, stick in the one I sent to them, and send it back to the manufacturer, how will it appear different than the open set I will be forced to box and pay _way_ more shipping cost to send than a single disk? The idea that they cannot return an opened set is absurd. Any returned set will be opened, don’t ya think? Wouldn’t the shipping cost to Amazon be far less for the return of the dup. disk and the cost of a customer that is already inconvenienced by a mistake not his own? As Amazon, I’d say to send the dup. (thereby eliminating people pulling a scam) and allow him to continue watching his set while the disks are exchanged, minimize the shipping and delay to the customer. Send the now mixed set to the manufacturer with a note on Amazons displeasure for pissing off one of their customers. I’m just sayin’… ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/53 "2006-02-08T02:28:19Z")
Where. The. Fuck. Did. That. Come. From? **Xploder** …words fail me. You obviously have issues, dude. Nobody is bitching about the OP’s terminology. We bitched about his denseness in dealing with Amazon, we made jokes ( **Sampiro** …LOL!! Band name!), we were here. Just where did an “uber-homo” take exception to the phrasology? I must have missed it. Or was your reading of the thread obscured by your head being so far up your ass? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/54 "2006-02-08T02:35:32Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Just where did an “uber-homo” take exception to the phrasology? I must have missed it. Well, **lissener** did, albeit, somehwat indirectly: > [@lissener](#): > > All told, bubastis, I hope you some day have an opportunity to ACTUALLY compare the two experiences you’re offensively conflating in your OP. Report back. But, he’s the only one as far as I can tell. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/55 "2006-02-08T02:39:37Z")
Hardly a “hissy fit,” is it? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/56 "2006-02-08T02:44:19Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Hardly a “hissy fit,” is it? Not at all. You’ll notice I didn’t dispute your assessment of **Xploder** ’s cranial orientation. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/57 "2006-02-08T03:11:17Z")
Point taken. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DEFIANT\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea5d25/32.png) [@DEFIANT\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DEFIANT_1)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/58 "2006-02-08T03:38:58Z")
better late than never: heres a site that may help, direct lines to actual people @ amazon [http://clicheideas.com/amazon.htm](http://clicheideas.com/amazon.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Cerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3bc359/32.png) [@Cerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerri)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/59 "2006-02-08T04:09:33Z")
> [@Q.E.D.](#): > > Well, **lissener** did, albeit, somehwat indirectly: > > But, he’s the only one as far as I can tell. I read it more as lissener as was taking offense to the anal rape analogy, not the buttfucking in and of itself. I don’t tend to get offended about such terms, and rarely even mention it when I encounter it, but the casual usage of the term rape (with or without quantifiers as as “anal”) does make me cringe a bit, speaking as a former rape victim, anyways. I do know I’ve read several threads in the past to know that it tends to bother other former rape victims as well. _shrug_ Just sayin. As far as sore = store… :smack: _sigh_ It was late when I made that post, and I had drank an entire bottle of mead previously. _sheepish grin_ > [@bobkitty](#): > > I feel your pain; I just spent almost $200 at BB&B ($20!!! for a wastebasket!!), nearly $100 at Amazon, and $800 at Lowes. Damn almost-finished house. **Double-damn easy, convenient online shopping. Triple-damn the Christmas-like excitement of the arrival of the UPS truck.** (Bolding mine) Haha, so true! I also just spent some cash at Linen N’ Things myself…we were in desperate need of new bathtowels. However, I _did_ get an incredible deal on them. Bought 6 super-thick, super-fluffy, Egyptian cotton, 30x50 bath sheets for… _drum roll_ 11 dollars each, marked down from 38 each! PLUS! I googled “Linen N Things Discount Coupon Code” and found a online coupon code for 20 percent off the order, which about equalled tax and shipping/handling free. 😃 (Tip O’ The Day: when ordering online, always, **always** look for discount coupon codes online before ordering at an online store!) ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/60 "2006-02-08T04:14:15Z")
> [@Cerri](#): > > It was late when I made that post, and I had drank an entire bottle of mead previously. Home-made, I hope. I’ve never found a commercial mead that can match what I, or people like me(mead-makers, that is) can do at home. In fact, there is a bottle of 14 year old raspberry mead just calling my name. Maybe this weekend… 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275.md?page=4)