# Ever get the feeling that a buttfuck was imminent? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 6, 2006, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275 "2006-02-06T19:04:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/61 "2006-02-08T04:17:31Z")
> [@Xploder](#): > > So is there a rule that every time that someone posts a thread that upsets one of you uber-homo’s that you **have** to come in and throw a hissy fit about it? > > The guy made a thread using a term that can be used, as does everyone else, as an expression of getting screwed over. Apparently, to our resident gay personnel, this constitutes blasphemy…or something…because, I just don’t see why there’s all the outrage. I just want to make sure I stand up and get counted in the Uber-Homo Hissy Fit Patrol. I’ve never been so fucking offended in my goddamn life. It’s exactly like being gang-raped. No, I’m kidding, I’m just here for the buttsex. I’m all for its inclusion in the OP, negative or not - otherwise this would be one boring ass thread. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/62 "2006-02-08T04:19:55Z")
“Uber-homo”? What, you can’t just say top? ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/63 "2006-02-08T08:03:51Z")
> [@bubastis](#): > > Was that a homosexual remark? > [@Xploder](#): > > So is there a rule that every time that someone posts a thread that upsets one of you uber-homo’s that you **have** to come in and throw a hissy fit about it? Look, you special-needs troglodytes, my objection was to the claim of \*rape \*(where’s Excalibre and the bobkitty bullies now?); the “homo” part of it didn’t even register. Thanks for assuming that I’m incapable of addressing anything except as a homosexual, you redneck retards. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/64 "2006-02-08T09:16:37Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Home-made, I hope. I’ve never found a commercial mead that can match what I, or people like me(mead-makers, that is) can do at home. In fact, there is a bottle of 14 year old raspberry mead just calling my name. Maybe this weekend… 😃 Dude, I’m impressed. I’ve brewed some stuff that after long storage has pretty much become an autonomous life-form, but evolving intelligence and language is a step up. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![matt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@matt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/65 "2006-02-08T09:23:55Z")
> [@matt](#): > > I feel your pain > [@Sampiro](#): > > Use more lubricant. 😃 :smack: Walked into that one. Curse you, **Sampiro**! ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/66 "2006-02-08T10:31:13Z")
Sheesh…you post drunk ONE time… Actually, I apologize for offending anyone with my above post. My brain clearly saw something that was NOT there and just snapped. I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking at the time. It may have had something to do with the fact that I had about five windows open and was cross-reading threads but I really don’t know. So, I’m sorry and retract what I said before. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/67 "2006-02-08T15:12:13Z")
Smartly said, sir. ---
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/68 "2006-02-08T15:44:17Z")
> [@Xploder](#): > > If you gays think this was an attack on your lifestyle then fine, but a rational person, i.e., anyone that wasn’t one of you idiots would have understood that the majority of the world uses “buttfuck” in this sense to mean they got ripped off. > > Morons. Geeze, everyone else is ducking out of this? _sigh_, alright. You’re the moron - the fact that the “majority” of the world uses being fucked as a metaphor for being the victim of a bad situation is the problem (further moronic is the fact that you used a similarly idiomatic synonym to explain the colloquialism, thus not explaining anything. “Guys, when people say they’re being ‘fucked’ they just mean they’re being ‘screwed’! Get it?”) Over 50% of the world’s population chooses to, and enjoys being penetrated sexually, proving that being fucked shouldn’t objectively be viewed as a “bad thing”. The fact that most of the population of those enjoying penetration are women, and secondly gay men, immediately explains the otherwise illogical idiom - misogyny and homophobia. This board is generally against these social ills, and so you’ll get an earful when you wield an invective that perpetuates them. ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/69 "2006-02-08T15:55:24Z")
> [@pizzabrat](#): > > Geeze, everyone else is ducking out of this? _sigh_, alright. I don’t think anyone was in it to duck out of it, but I for one just want to say: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/70 "2006-02-08T16:31:41Z")
Would everybody please return to the OP? What’s gone wrong with all of us carrying out our petty personal quarrels and arguing over nothings? I REMEMBER WHEN THE BUTTFUCK WAS ALL THAT MATTERED! IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE BUTTFUCK! But now what’s happened to us… [Katharine Hepburn]How, from where we started, did we ever reach this hijack?[/Katharine Hepburn] ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/71 "2006-02-08T16:42:38Z")
This thread is an example of all that is wrong with America. Did George Washington and the other Founding Fathers allow themselves to be distracted from buttfucking? Did the pioneers let the hardships of life on the frontier get between them and buttfucking? Do you think our grandfathers would have beat those Heinies, not once but twice, if they couldn’t stay focused on the buttfucking? If not for the buttfuckers, would the USA have put a man on the moon? The answer to all these questions is a resounding **NO!** Now put aside these petty personal squabbles and get your minds right. Shout it from the rooftops! Buttfuck! **Buttfuck!** Buttfuck! ---
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/72 "2006-02-08T16:49:49Z")
> [@John McClane](#): > > I’m not the one who just got buttfucked on live T.V. Dwayne! Similarly Offensive? ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/73 "2006-02-08T16:53:03Z")
Well, shit, if we’re all going to make jokes. To the tune of **Batman** (TOS): _Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh Buttfuck! Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh Buttfuck! Buttfuck! Buttfuck! Buttfuck!_ ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/74 "2006-02-08T17:22:39Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > Well, shit, if we’re all going to make jokes. To the tune of **Batman** (TOS): > > _Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh > Buttfuck! > Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh > Buttfuck! > Buttfuck! Buttfuck! Buttfuck!_ You win the internet! ---
**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/75 "2006-02-08T18:10:00Z")
Are we still allowed to use the word “screwed”? Or is that offensive to every non-virgin and various jar tops and bottle caps? ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/76 "2006-02-08T20:02:38Z")
> [@istara](#): > > Are we still allowed to use the word “screwed”? > > Or is that offensive to every non-virgin and various jar tops and bottle caps? Wake up, hon. The consensus seems to be that no one was objecting to the “buttfuck” part (well, except Pizzabrat, but I choose to read his post as a parody of an oversensitive PC scolding); it was bubastis’s outrageous self-characterization as a rape victim that was being addressed. bubastis’s irrational assumption that it was the \*homo \*angle of his OP that was being addressed is more revealing of him and his preoccupations than it is of the people who were objecting to the \*rape \*angle. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/77 "2006-02-08T20:10:08Z")
> [@cthiax](#): > > I don’t think anyone was in it to duck out of it, but I for one just want to say: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! [cheerleader] Fuck a butt! Fuck a butt! BUUUUUTTTT-FUCK! [/cheerleader] ---
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/78 "2006-02-08T20:11:59Z")
> [@lissener](#): > > Wake up, hon. The consensus seems to be that no one was objecting to the “buttfuck” part (well, except Pizzabrat, but I choose to read his post as a parody of an oversensitive PC scolding); “Oversensitive” only because what I was scolding is so common and accepted among certain populations that a call to question it is jarring, but was anything I said invalid? ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/79 "2006-02-08T20:15:50Z")
And now, **the Beatles** : _He’s a bu-u-utt fucker, Back-door ticket, yea It took me so-o-o long To find out, But I found out._ ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/80 "2006-02-08T20:17:06Z")
> [@pizzabrat](#): > > “Oversensitive” only because what I was scolding is so common and accepted among certain populations that a call to question it is jarring, but was anything I said invalid? Well, given that **Xploder** already apologized for saying it and all, one wonders if you read the whole thread first. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275.md?page=5)