# Ever get the feeling that a buttfuck was imminent? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 6, 2006, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275 "2006-02-06T19:04:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/81 "2006-02-08T20:27:04Z")
> [@kidchameleon](#): > > Well, given that **Xploder** already apologized for saying it and all, one wonders if you read the whole thread first. That has nothing to do with the validity of what I said. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/82 "2006-02-08T20:33:19Z")
> [@pizzabrat](#): > > That has nothing to do with the validity of what I said. No, just the necessity of saying it. ---
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/83 "2006-02-08T21:02:20Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > No, just the necessity of saying it. First of all, it’s not even clear what Xploder was apologised about (AFAIK its for lashing out at a position that everyone is now claiming to not have taken. Well, I’ve taken that position, now, so the apology has been nulled). Second, even if he never even posted, it doesn’t negate the fact that a) it’s common for some to use “being fucked” to mean a “bad thing”, and B) it’s rational to take issue with that usage. Yours and kidchameleon’s post were nothing but pointless obuscations and I’m pissed that I was was baited into extending them! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/84 "2006-02-08T21:20:46Z")
> [@pizzabrat](#): > > First of all, it’s not even clear what Xploder was apologised about (AFAIK its for lashing out at a position that everyone is now claiming to not have taken. Well, I’ve taken that position, now, so the apology has been nulled). True, but maybe you should have clarified that before you called him a moron two posts after he apologized. Makes you look like a dick. > [@](#): > > Second, even if he never even posted, it doesn’t negate the fact that a) it’s common for some to use “being fucked” to mean a “bad thing”, and B) it’s rational to take issue with that usage. B isn’t a fact, it’s an opinion. And claiming, as you seemed to be doing, that using “fucked” as a synonym for being the victim of an unfortunate situation is somehow misogynist is pretty damned far from “rational,” in my opinion. But really, my chief objection is that you’re jumping on some guy’s shit after he already apologized. Tacky and classless, **pizzabrat**. > [@](#): > > Yours and kidchameleon’s post were nothing but pointless obuscations and I’m pissed that I was was baited into extending them! :mad: Whereas your post was gravid with relevance and merit. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/85 "2006-02-08T21:54:49Z")
I’ma hafta say I’m voting against you on this one, PB. Unless it IS a parody, and now you’re just Andy Kaufmanning us. In which case, go to it. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/86 "2006-02-08T21:57:11Z")
> [@pizzabrat](#): > > Yours and kidchameleon’s post were nothing but pointless obuscations and I’m pissed that I was was baited into extending them! :mad: Um, this sounds like you’re objecting to someone pulling the bandwagon out from under you, when you’re the one who jumped on it in the first place. I’d say a rethink is in order, PB, or else just an acceptance that your opinion in this case is not very widely shared, at least among those who’ve participated in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/87 "2006-02-08T22:18:25Z")
> [@pizzabrat](#): > > First of all, it’s not even clear what Xploder was apologised about Perhaps he apologized for “for offending anyone with my above post” and that he wanted to “retract what [he] said before”. It’s most likely that he didn’t have any “idea what the fuck [he] was thinking at the time” and that his “brain clearly saw something that was NOT there and just snapped”. But that’s just a guess. > [@](#): > > Yours and kidchameleon’s post were nothing but pointless obuscations and I’m pissed that I was was baited into extending them! :mad: You went off on a guy for what he said two fucking posts after he apologized and retracted what he fucking said. It wasn’t a conditional retration, he didn’t mean what he said. You aren’t cross reading threads with five windows open, are you? ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/88 "2006-02-09T00:22:46Z")
> [@pizzabrat](#): > > First of all, it’s not even clear what Xploder was apologised about (AFAIK its for lashing out at a position that everyone is now claiming to not have taken. Well, I’ve taken that position, now, so the apology has been nulled). Second, even if he never even posted, it doesn’t negate the fact that a) it’s common for some to use “being fucked” to mean a “bad thing”, and B) it’s rational to take issue with that usage. > > Yours and kidchameleon’s post were nothing but pointless obuscations and I’m pissed that I was was baited into extending them! :mad: Oooooooookay dickweed…I posted, as I said, whilst both, drinking AND having numerous different windows open and got momentarily confused about which thread I was replying to. **BUT** , (or perhaps butt) as I said, I did NOT intend to cause a shitload (heh) of havoc here. As far as I’m concerned, it **is** rational to use the term buttfucked to mean a “bad thing”, just as it might be rational to use the phrase, “I got screwed over”. If you think that I was specifically targeting gay people for being overly sensitive about the usage of the word, then you would be correct. It doesn’t rake an Einstein to know that this board is overly protective towards GBLT posters and I have NEVER had an issue with that. For your information, like I’ve never posted it before, my favorite in-law is gay. My boss during Desert Storm was gay. I cuoldn’t give a shit less if any of my children decided that they were gay. So blow me you queer. My apologies to everyone except **pizzabitch** for this post. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/89 "2006-02-09T00:36:07Z")
PB, did you walk out of _Office Space_ at the reference to “federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison”? or did you laugh your ass off, like me? ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/90 "2006-02-09T00:47:56Z")
> [@kidchameleon](#): > > You aren’t cross reading threads with five windows open, are you? Nah…that was me 😃 **pizzabutt** is just being a whiny shit. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/91 "2006-02-09T00:54:12Z")
> [@Xploder](#): > > Nah…that was me 😃 > > **pizzabutt** is just being a whiny shit. All right all right. The pit doesn’t MANDATE being jerk, jerk. If PB’s sincere it might be worthwhile to get him to engage and elaborate. ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/92 "2006-02-09T01:03:23Z")
> [@lissener](#): > > All right all right. The pit doesn’t MANDATE being jerk, jerk. If PB’s sincere it might be worthwhile to get him to engage and elaborate. No problem there junior mod. How is it that I’m being a jerk when I get blasted two posts after apologizing for my oroiginal post? If, and I say again, **IF** pb’s sincere then fine, but I sure haven’t seen it. Next time you decide, yet again, to insert your oh-so-worthwhile two cents in, try to do so in a manner that doesn’t make you look like a junior mod, m’kay? ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/93 "2006-02-09T01:09:24Z")
> [@Xploder](#): > > No problem there junior mod. How is it that I’m being a jerk when I get blasted two posts after apologizing for my oroiginal post? If, and I say again, **IF** pb’s sincere then fine, but I sure haven’t seen it. > > Next time you decide, yet again, to insert your oh-so-worthwhile two cents in, try to do so in a manner that doesn’t make you look like a junior mod, m’kay? Dude, responding to your assholishness does NOT make me a junior mod. You, on the other hand, in telling me not to be a junior mod . . . are being kind of a junior mod. I’m not telling you NOT to be an asshole. I’m just saying that you ARE being an asshole, and maybe there’s a more productive approach. And “how you’re being a jerk” is by responding to PB’s attempts to defend his position by calling him childish names, instead of ignoring or engaging him. NOt that you’re required to do either; this is the pit, after all. I’m just saying you’re working a LOT harder at keeping this discussion in the irrational zone, at this point, than PB is. Oh, sorry, almost forgot to call you a name, Assploder. ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/94 "2006-02-09T01:15:23Z")
> [@lissener](#): > > Dude, responding to your assholishness does NOT make me a junior mod. You, on the other hand, in telling me not to be a junior mod . . . are being kind of a junior mod. Point. > [@](#): > > Oh, sorry, almost forgot to call you a name, Assploder. Nice one. But, regardless of your attempt to turn this on ME trying to be a junior mod, it doesn’t disguise the fact that you started this crack-conversation by calling me a jerk. And, oblivious as I must seem to you of everything, it was the afforementioned pizzabrat that decided to call me out as some sort of an anti something or other due to a post I made **AND THEN APOLOGIZED FOR**. I would logically think that I was fully justified in calling said moron a moron. This does not make me a jerk. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/95 "2006-02-09T01:39:00Z")
I’m just saying you seem way more intent on PREVENTING this from morphing into a rational discussion–by ending your posts addressing pizzabrat with churlish and childish playground namecalling–than on allowing it to do so. I’m not “modding” that you MUST do so, I’m just sayin you’re not. ---
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/96 "2006-02-09T01:50:23Z")
> [@Xploder](#): > > And, oblivious as I must seem to you of everything, it was the afforementioned pizzabrat that decided to call me out as some sort of an anti something or other due to a post I made **AND THEN APOLOGIZED FOR**. I wasn’t calling YOU out as anything, I was making a disembodied, abstract, point. I used the word “moron” because you did, and I wanted use it to poke fun at the fact that you didn’t seem to realize that “screwed” is a synonym for “fucked”, and thus useless for defining the phrase (though I know claimed drunkeness, I still wanted to say something). I’m hardly genuinely offended by people complaining about being “fucked” (or “screwed” or “buttfucked”), but I recognize that those idioms are rooted in misogyny and homophobia. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/97 "2006-02-09T01:51:38Z")
> [@Xploder](#): > > This does not make me a jerk. You’re just letting him bait you the way I did a few days ago. Remember _that_ party? Ah, good times. Not. Look, it’s pointless getting all wound up over his bullshit debating tactics–he has this irritating way of dragging everyone down with him. Just “no u” his ass before he does, and be done with it. 😉 If it means he gets the last word, so be it. It’s not worth it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tabby\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tabby\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabby_Cat)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/98 "2006-02-09T01:54:06Z")
Come on, what’s so bad about a little… [buttsex](http://www.machall.com/index.php?strip_id=192) ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/99 "2006-02-09T02:00:40Z")
> [@Q.E.D.](#): > > You’re just letting him bait you the way I did a few days ago. Remember _that_ party? Ah, good times. Not. Look, it’s pointless getting all wound up over his bullshit debating tactics–he has this irritating way of dragging everyone down with him. Just “no u” his ass before he does, and be done with it. 😉 > > If it means he gets the last word, so be it. It’s not worth it. 🙂 Um, QED? I ardy called last word on that other thread. Dragging it in here not only makes you look like a pathetic, weepy little toolbox, but it doesn’t even count as last word. RTFM, dude. ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/100 "2006-02-09T02:05:59Z")
> [@pizzabrat](#): > > I wasn’t calling YOU out as anything, I was making a disembodied, abstract, point. I used the word “moron” because you did, and I wanted use it to poke fun at the fact that you didn’t seem to realize that “screwed” is a synonym for “fucked”, and thus useless for defining the phrase (though I know claimed drunkeness, I still wanted to say something). I’m hardly genuinely offended by people complaining about being “fucked” (or “screwed” or “buttfucked”), but I recognize that those idioms are rooted in misogyny and homophobia. I realize that and am beyond it. Just so you know, I understand that screwed, fucked, buttfucked, pee-hole fucked, ear-fucked, nose-fucked as nauseum is all the same to me. My whole point with the apology was NOT to point out that I was “drunk” so much as to point out that I had a buttload of windows open and did NOT intend to post to this thread in the manner that I did. I got momentarily confused about what I was reading, as I explained before, and posted by mistake. It was never intended as a legitimate post. I apologized and now you decided to take issue with the post AFTER I both apologized AND retracted it. I could do so again, but, I think, the point would be totally lost on you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275.md?page=6)