# Ever get the feeling that a buttfuck was imminent? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 6, 2006, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275 "2006-02-06T19:04:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/121 "2006-02-09T20:18:05Z")
> [@bubastis](#): > > Well, amazon finally replied… They are “unsure” as to what can be done, and so will think about it some more. They will get back to me “soon”. > Yeah, this is a buttfucking if ever I saw one. Dude, it’s clear you’ve never seen a buttfucking. Try an online personals ad–you probly don’t want to include a pic–and report back. ---
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/122 "2006-02-09T20:40:28Z")
> [@lissener](#): > > Dude, it’s clear you’ve never seen a buttfucking. Try an online personals ad–you probly don’t want to include a pic–and report back. (Does a quick google search) Ye gods!! Do people really do this? I always thought it was an urban legend! ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/123 "2006-02-09T21:13:46Z")
I think you’ve spent far to much time with this idiot, **lissener**. Either he’s terminally stupid or playing the part for shits and grins. Nobody is that big an idiot lest he forget to breathe. ---
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/124 "2006-02-09T21:19:30Z")
> [@Homebrew](#): > > I think you’ve spent far to much time with this idiot, **lissener**. Either he’s terminally stupid or playing the part for shits and grins. Nobody is that big an idiot lest he forget to breathe. Yeah, I’m taking the piss at this stage. I do feel I am going to get the shaft from amazon though, unless I return all, holas-bolas. Which I dont want to do, as I’m busy working my way through the set, and having a ball. Looks like I’m gonna have to drag my lazy ass off the sofa. Just life kicking me in the balls again. And there I was, trying to scam Amazon for a second set! When will I learn? I might give that buttfucking a try though. It looks like it might be a larf. ---
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/125 "2006-02-14T19:18:42Z")
Ahem. > [@](#): > > Dear Customer > > Greetings from [Amazon.co.uk](http://Amazon.co.uk). > > I apologise for the delay in responding to your e-mail message. We > wanted to investigate this matter further before replying. > > I am pleased to inform that we have arranged to send you a > replacement Disc 4 (Season 4). We can confirm that it was sent from > our Fulfilment Centre on February 13, 2006 to the following address: > > Bubastis > bubastis’ house, > Ireland > > We’re happy to provide tracking information for our customers when > possible, but Royal Mail deliveries do not have tracking numbers. As > listed on the website, we estimate a delivery time of 3-5 working > days for these packages. Unfortunately, in spite of all of our > efforts, there can sometimes be unforeseen delays, and in this case > we would ask that you wait a little longer. > > If your package does not arrive by February 23, 2006, please contact > us to confirm that it has not been received and that your delivery > address is correct for your order, so we can investigate and take the > appropriate action. > > I truly apologise for the inconvenience caused. Please rest assured > that your disc is on its way and that we are willing to do everything > we can to make sure you receive your order. > > Thank you for shopping [Amazon.co.uk](http://Amazon.co.uk). Bubastis 1, Amazon nothing!!! Proof that if you are a big enough crybaby then you can move mountains. my asshole is spared for another day!!! ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2006, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275/126 "2006-02-14T19:39:37Z")
Well Done!! I for one am happy with your victory. Enjoy your well deserved success. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-get-the-feeling-that-a-buttfuck-was-imminent/343275.md?page=6)