# Ever had a creature OTHER than a dog try to hump you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 20, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-a-creature-other-than-a-dog-try-to-hump-you/327118 "2005-10-20T18:17:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![cwthree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@cwthree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cwthree)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-a-creature-other-than-a-dog-try-to-hump-you/327118/21 "2005-10-21T00:00:24Z")
> [@The Scrivener](#): > > [thread hijack] Just out of curiosity, just how hung is the average horse, anyway? [/th] 12 - 14 inches for an ordinary sized horse. Never had one try to hump my leg, but I’ve had my share of “Hiya, Sailor!” overtures from mares. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-a-creature-other-than-a-dog-try-to-hump-you/327118/22 "2005-10-21T00:17:24Z")
Just one horny cat. ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-a-creature-other-than-a-dog-try-to-hump-you/327118/23 "2005-10-21T00:31:32Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > My leg has been intimately violated by a rabbit. What are you supposed to _do_? If you try to shake it off you feel like you’re somehow participating! I just about peed myself on that one, and the cats are giving me dirty looks. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-a-creature-other-than-a-dog-try-to-hump-you/327118/24 "2005-10-21T00:40:02Z")
A young, not-yet-neutered male cat attempted to molest my hand a few months ago, and left a (EW) spot on the sofa. _cringes_ ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-a-creature-other-than-a-dog-try-to-hump-you/327118/25 "2005-10-21T00:48:28Z")
[QUOTE=Loopydude] [QUOTE=vetbridge] There was a girl in my veterinary school class who got slapped across the face **hard** by an erect horse penis. Left an ugly red welt. > [@](#): > > The great guns have come out early in the thread, I see… Taking a bit of a detour but this reminded of a local new story. Apparantly there are folks, generally young males, that participate in an activity that involves a male horse and a willing human partner. The group visited a neigbors barn one night and videotaped the action hoping to sell it to a porn site. The horse proved to be a whole lot more than the recipient expected and he died from the injuries suffered. So far the only charges the county can come up with is trespassing. It appears it is legal in the state of Washington to have sex with animals. Yesterday I listened as a local talk show host tried to discuss the topic with his listeners but it soon turned into a call in joke show. ---
**Author:** ![MadPansy64](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@MadPansy64](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPansy64)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-a-creature-other-than-a-dog-try-to-hump-you/327118/26 "2005-10-21T00:55:34Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > My leg has been intimately violated by a rabbit. What are you supposed to _do_? If you try to shake it off you feel like you’re somehow participating! Exactly! Only it was a male mini-rex & my ankle. He was in lust with my (male, 22 lb) cat for a while, until MonsterKitty learned to hide on top of the fridge when he saw Speedy . . . er, uhm . . . _approaching_. Damn horny rabbits. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-a-creature-other-than-a-dog-try-to-hump-you/327118/27 "2005-10-21T01:32:11Z")
Wow. Looks like it’s a dead…ehh…heat between the cats and the rabbits… ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-a-creature-other-than-a-dog-try-to-hump-you/327118/28 "2005-10-21T01:46:17Z")
Yes, before our pet male rabbit was neutered he would try to do it with anything that was close to his size and moved. Now that we have two fixed bunnies (male and female) they generally confine their attentions to each other and everyone is happier. ---
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-a-creature-other-than-a-dog-try-to-hump-you/327118/29 "2005-10-21T02:07:54Z")
I’ve had a butterfly be attracted to my bright red shirt and lay eggs on me. The same day I had an amorous fruit bat climb all over me. Tell you the truth though, fruit bats are cool and I didn’t mind that one :). ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-a-creature-other-than-a-dog-try-to-hump-you/327118/30 "2005-10-21T02:12:34Z")
But…but did the bat try to _hump_ you, now? It’s very important. Excellent example with the butterfly, though. I bet you’re the only humpee of an invertebrate in this whole thread! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-a-creature-other-than-a-dog-try-to-hump-you/327118/31 "2005-10-21T02:13:31Z")
I’ve led a sheltered life. > [@](#): > > stallion’s salami swung sideways. (by the sea shore). HAH! Wouldn’t that be a good one to file for workmens comp. **Cause of Injury** Got hit by a horses wang in the face. ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-a-creature-other-than-a-dog-try-to-hump-you/327118/32 "2005-10-21T02:17:53Z")
[QUOTE=racer72] [QUOTE=Loopydude] > [@vetbridge](#): > > There was a girl in my veterinary school class who got slapped across the face **hard** by an erect horse penis. Left an ugly red welt. > > Taking a bit of a detour but this reminded of a local new story. Apparantly there are folks, generally young males, that participate in an activity that involves a male horse and a willing human partner. The group visited a neigbors barn one night and videotaped the action hoping to sell it to a porn site. The horse proved to be a whole lot more than the recipient expected and he died from the injuries suffered. So far the only charges the county can come up with is trespassing. It appears it is legal in the state of Washington to have sex with animals. Yesterday I listened as a local talk show host tried to discuss the topic with his listeners but it soon turned into a call in joke show. Was the guy a descendant of [Catherine the Great](http://www.snopes.com/risque/bestial/catherine.asp)? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-a-creature-other-than-a-dog-try-to-hump-you/327118/33 "2005-10-21T02:51:01Z")
[QUOTE=rjk] [QUOTE=racer72] > [@Loopydude](#): > > Was the guy a descendant of [Catherine the Great](http://www.snopes.com/risque/bestial/catherine.asp)? :dubious: Dunno, [his family asked that his name not be released](http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002569751_horsesex19m.html). Perhaps they’ve had too much bad history from that whole Catherine debacle? ---
**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-a-creature-other-than-a-dog-try-to-hump-you/327118/34 "2005-10-21T02:52:42Z")
Hamster got me back in '89. I was asking for it though, what was I thinking handling an “in season” female then picking up Buster? But I got my revenge on the little cad…I rubbed her on him and watched the other guys chase him around the cage like “Heeeyyy Buster, you’re smelling really fine right now. Come on over here and sit on Santa’s lap.” ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-a-creature-other-than-a-dog-try-to-hump-you/327118/35 "2005-10-21T03:07:32Z")
I had a lovebird (yeah, it lived up to its name) have a trip to heaven on my head once. Friends’ bird, very tame, loved to sit on shoulders–and my head. Maybe it was the hairspray? So the bird’s on my head, and everyone’s laughing and pointing. “What?” I say. “What?” “Don’t move,” they all say, avidly watching. It humped my hair, and I guess its body movements were unmistakable. It went to town on my head. Then it froze, shuddered, spread its wings out wide. It settled a moment, and flew off. Happy. I didn’t even get a kiss. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-a-creature-other-than-a-dog-try-to-hump-you/327118/36 "2005-10-21T03:11:23Z")
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