# Ever had sex while you were asleep?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-sex-while-you-were-asleep/402283
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 1, 2007, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-sex-while-you-were-asleep/402283 "2007-05-01T09:29:58Z")
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### Author: ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2007, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-sex-while-you-were-asleep/402283/21 "2007-05-01T16:15:24Z")

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[QUOTE=Pushkin]  
Also recounted was the time that we first slept together and I pulled her hand onto my erection, again while asleep. It puzzles me that I’m this forward in my sleep and I was wondering if it was some sort of lust I dare not express while awake or if anyone else did this.  
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Dude, whatever you do, don’t ever fall asleep on an airplane.

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### Author: ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2007, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-sex-while-you-were-asleep/402283/22 "2007-05-01T17:50:39Z")

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Heh. My husband knows that I like the “wake me up with sex” sex, so quite often I find myself being woken up. I do sleep-walk on occasion, sleep talk a lot and have been known to do many other things while sleeping, but sex wakes me up everytime.

Funny thing is, though, sometimes my husband will begin his usual “start rubbing until she purrs” invitation to sex and then snore. It’s hilarious. He will actually be trying to get laid in his snore-deep sleep. Of course, a snore turns me off in a heartbeat, but I wonder how many times he woke me up for sex while being asleep himself…

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### Author: ![Millit\_the\_Frail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Millit\_the\_Frail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Millit_the_Frail)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2007, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-sex-while-you-were-asleep/402283/23 "2007-05-01T17:55:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Caricci]  
Does falling asleep while giving a Leno handjob count?  
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Woah, woah, wait a minute. Do you mean a handjob while Leno is on, or something else entirely? I’m entirely grossed out by one possible interpretation. :eek:

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### Author: ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2007, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-sex-while-you-were-asleep/402283/24 "2007-05-01T18:01:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Millit the Frail]  
Woah, woah, wait a minute. Do you mean a handjob while Leno is on, or something else entirely? I’m entirely grossed out by one possible interpretation. :eek:  
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Maybe it’s getting a handjob from a member of the studio audience.

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### Author: ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2007, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-sex-while-you-were-asleep/402283/25 "2007-05-01T18:05:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Millit the Frail]  
Woah, woah, wait a minute. Do you mean a handjob while Leno is on, or something else entirely? I’m entirely grossed out by one possible interpretation. :eek:  
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I imagine the chin is involved somehow, but I _ **do not** _ want to know how. :eek:

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### Author: ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2007, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-sex-while-you-were-asleep/402283/26 "2007-05-01T18:14:28Z")

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Oh, for the last fucking time, NO, it w…oh, wait…_asleep_…sorry, never mind.

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### Author: ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2007, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-sex-while-you-were-asleep/402283/27 "2007-05-01T20:46:25Z")

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Apparently, yes. Although, more often it’s of the “wake up in the middle of the night with an Urge that will Not Be Ignored” variety. Fortunately, my wife doesn’t mind, because it leads to some really great sex.

As a result of this, while I couldn’t tell you the exact _day_ on which my two-week-old daughter was conceived, I can tell you the _time_: 1 AM. Somehow, that’s always when I get those urges…

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### Author: ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2007, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-sex-while-you-were-asleep/402283/28 "2007-05-01T21:06:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Hal Briston]  
Oh, for the last fucking time, NO, it w…oh, wait…_asleep_…sorry, never mind.  
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It took me a little while to get this, but hehe 😃

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### Author: ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-sex-while-you-were-asleep/402283/29 "2007-05-02T02:01:24Z")

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> [@chowder](#):
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> I’ve had sex while she was asleep.
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> At least she may well have been for all the enthusiasm she showed

Well, I could’ve told you _that_. The lass was English, right? There you go.

> [@Autolycus](#):
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> I have enough trouble getting sex when I’m awake, thank you very much

I don’t believe that for one hot second. You are this decade’s Tyler Durden with a ladle.

You know you’ll never live that thread down, right? 😃

> [@Caricci](#):
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> Does falling asleep while giving a Leno handjob count?

America is dying to know! What is a Leno handjob? Is the chin involved, as some observers have speculated?

> [@Sunrazor](#):
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> Dude, whatever you do, don’t ever fall asleep on an airplane.

Or in the breakroom at work!

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### Author: ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-sex-while-you-were-asleep/402283/30 "2007-05-02T02:26:46Z")

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This is why I don’t want anyone else in my bed, ever. If a sleep-sexer put the moves on me, it would not only wake me (I’m a very light sleeper) but freak me the hell out.

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### Author: ![emmaliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emmaliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emmaliminal)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-sex-while-you-were-asleep/402283/31 "2007-05-02T04:09:47Z")

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OK, just curious; are any of you Sleeping Randies using Ambien? [Plenty](http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/08/business/08ambien.html?ex=1299474000&en=17cf99894f297014&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss) of [press](http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/03/15/earlyshow/health/health_news/main1404632.shtml) about sleep-driving and sleep-eating with it; I can add my own stories (with mr.emilyforce’s help) of sleep-cooking and sleep-cleaning under that particular influence. With no prior history of sleep-verbing of any kind.

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### Author: ![Dervorin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Dervorin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dervorin)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-sex-while-you-were-asleep/402283/32 "2007-05-02T14:55:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Hal Briston]  
Oh, for the last fucking time, NO, it w…oh, wait…_asleep_…sorry, never mind.  
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**Hal** , you are my new hero. I can’t stop laughing. Just cannot. My face hurts, and my stomach hurts, and I can barely type, but I can’t stop laughing…

The timing on that… perfection. I doff my hat to you, sir. 😃😃

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2007, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-had-sex-while-you-were-asleep/402283/33 "2007-05-02T15:02:33Z")

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I noticed yesterday at lunchtime that this is actually a Cover Article in one of the current Women’s Magazines, but I can’t recall which one.

And, for the record, this has never happened to me, as giver or receiver. Although Pepper Mill _will_ punch me in her sleep if I’m snoring too much.

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