# Ever Have A High Colonic? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 8, 2011, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-have-a-high-colonic/591988 "2011-08-08T20:30:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-have-a-high-colonic/591988/21 "2011-08-13T01:16:39Z")
> [@Tom\_Tildrum](#): > > So, speaking purely hypothetically, if I sat down without looking and by a million-to-one shot, a Hot Wheels car gets stuck up in there, chances are that I wouldn’t need a high colonic to reach it? as long as it’s a Hot Wheels car and not a fusilli Jerry, I’d think a (gloved) finger could reach it. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-have-a-high-colonic/591988/22 "2011-08-13T01:48:43Z")
> [@Tom\_Tildrum](#): > > So, speaking purely hypothetically, if I sat down without looking and by a million-to-one shot, a Hot Wheels car gets stuck up in there, chances are that I wouldn’t need a high colonic to reach it? I’m assuming this is hypothetical and not “need answer fast!”, right? ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-have-a-high-colonic/591988/23 "2011-08-13T02:41:19Z")
I had a nutritionist put me on what seemed like a ridiculous amount of magnesium as part of a plan help me, um, clean up my act and get my digestion back on track. It worked. I then gradually lowered my dosage and kept eating the cruciferous veggies and learned to stay away from wheat gluten. My body knows when I cheat and eat wheat though so I always keep magnesium on hand now. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-have-a-high-colonic/591988/24 "2011-08-13T02:53:10Z")
Since the OP is looking for personal experiences, this is better suited to IMHO. Colibri General Questions Moderator ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-have-a-high-colonic/591988/25 "2011-08-13T03:04:04Z")
So, basically your concern is that you’re full of shit?? Well we KNEW that!!! (Sorry, honey… somebody had to say it!!) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-have-a-high-colonic/591988/26 "2011-08-13T03:40:40Z")
Why, oh why did I know you’d come traipsin’ in, Bethie? 😉 🙂 Thanks! (I think) Quasi ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-have-a-high-colonic/591988/27 "2011-08-13T05:03:05Z")
You know me too well! _squoozle_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-have-a-high-colonic/591988.md?page=1)