# Ever made your own porn? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 18, 2001, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-made-your-own-porn/72893 "2001-07-18T05:12:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-made-your-own-porn/72893/21 "2001-07-19T01:42:04Z")
I have, being the owner of a digital camera, taken a shot or two of my genitals for the purpose of swapping with online friends. I wouldn’t exactly call it porn, more like an example of why I need to get a life. ---
**Author:** ![xcheopis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bc8723/32.png) [@xcheopis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xcheopis)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-made-your-own-porn/72893/22 "2001-07-19T01:47:02Z")
Yes, with my first boyfriend. I was underage, so I don’t know what happened to them; _Easy Rider_ wasn’t accepting nude pics of 16 year old girls. Not publicly, anyway. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-made-your-own-porn/72893/23 "2001-07-19T02:47:33Z")
I got a naked picture of myself and made it into a whole bunch of stickers saying, “Have Sex With Bob!” and gave them away to a lot of people. It’s pretty common for people I meet to say, “You’re the naked guy on the sticker!” ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-made-your-own-porn/72893/24 "2001-07-19T02:51:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bob Scene \* > \*\*It’s pretty common for people I meet to say, “You’re the naked guy on the sticker!” \*\* That would make an excellent sig. And “The Naked Guy on the Sticker” would be a kick-ass band name. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-made-your-own-porn/72893/25 "2001-07-19T02:54:41Z")
There’s a videotape of me and the ex. That’s been taped over. However, somewhere there are pix of me in the buff on the internet. No, I won’t say where. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-made-your-own-porn/72893/26 "2001-07-19T03:25:54Z")
Porn? Ahem! I make erotica, thank you. I’m a photographer. It was art. Really. But I have seen several of my friends naked, not necessariy ones I was sleeping with. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BlackKnight \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Bob Scene \* > > \*\*It’s pretty common for people I meet to say, “You’re the naked guy on the sticker!” \*\* > > That would make an excellent sig. > > And “The Naked Guy on the Sticker” would be a kick-ass band name. \*\* So would “Have Sex With Bob”. [hijack] I friend of mine once handed out chocolate bars to promote his band Cracksex with a picture of himself on the label, with an erection. From when he was ten. Do you think that counts as kiddie porn? [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-made-your-own-porn/72893/27 "2001-07-19T14:39:32Z")
If any of you ever do start a band called “Have Sex With Bob,” I have the perfect picture for the CD cover. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-made-your-own-porn/72893/28 "2001-07-23T02:22:45Z")
Day before yesterday, I think, Mr. Rilch set up his camcorder before we had sex. I kept asking him if it was recording yet, and when he finally said it was, I sat up, looked into the lens, and said, “If anyone other than Mr. Rilch or myself is watching this, **you’re** the one who should be embarrassed. _Not us._” ---
**Author:** ![Badge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Badge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badge)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-made-your-own-porn/72893/29 "2001-07-23T06:07:18Z")
Oh, yes…haunts me to this day. Once had a wild week with a woman who flew 3000 miles to screw me silly. Wanting to immortalize the whole experience, I shot up several rolls of film. Got sets of prints for each of us, and she encouraged me to show them to anyone willing to look (it wasn’t difficult to find volunteers - she was quite a beauty). That relationship quickly died (damn!). I hid the pictures from my next girlfriend, then couldn’t find them. I figured she found them and torched them, so I forgot about them. A year later, and I’m engaged. My soon-to-be wife moves in with me and starts cleaning while I’m at work… You can imagine the yelling when I got home. Had to burn those beautiful pictures in the barbecue while she watched to make sure I didn’t pocket any favorites. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-made-your-own-porn/72893/30 "2001-07-23T09:29:57Z")
All the porn I’ve made is in drawn form (pencil), although the subject matter would probably make most people go “Holy shit!” I once drew my best (female) friend sporting a two-foot penis, reaming a female version of me. To this day, she can’t look at the picture without unconciously rubbing her legs together (she hates it when I arouse her). And, if I ever get around to posting my pornographic drawings online, I’ll let people know (although I won’t post a link here…) ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-made-your-own-porn/72893/31 "2001-07-23T09:30:19Z")
I took 2 nude shots of myself on the webcam and passed them around to some lady friends. Other than that, I’m an innocent angel. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Drastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Drastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drastic)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-made-your-own-porn/72893/32 "2001-07-23T09:36:00Z")
The convenience of a digital camera is a dangerous thing, yup. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-made-your-own-porn/72893/33 "2001-07-23T11:46:05Z")
No actual porn, but I took nude pics of two of my girlfriends, and one of them took one of me. None of these pictures exist anymore, however. ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-made-your-own-porn/72893/34 "2001-07-23T12:40:31Z")
My husband and I have taken a few sexy polaroids – although no video, yet. Mainly we took them so he can look at them while he is out to sea. He keeps the photos in an envelope in his locker on the ship – hopefully well secured from his roommate. A tip for those of you who take these photos for private use only: _Keep track of how many you’ve taken and where you’ve stored them._ A few years ago, I was cleaning closets in our rented house and found several hustler-style, '70s vintage photos of our landlady. Yikes! What could we do? Kevin wanted to keep them (the perv), but I insisted that we burn them. ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-made-your-own-porn/72893/35 "2001-07-23T13:22:10Z")
Let’s see… Reasonably open-minded chick. Very open-minded husband. Two digital cameras since 1997. What do YOU think? No video, though…which is honestly for the best. I mean, I can watch two actors going at it, I suppose…but if I were forced to watch myself, I think I’d have to take an oath of celibacy. “GAAAAH…I never want another living human being to see me making that FACE!!!” A friend of mine whose drawings and paintings reach out, grab you by the gonads and SQUEEZE did a beautiful representation of his girlfriend and me. Unfortunately, part of the reason it was so beautiful is that the me-in-the-picture’s body bore not the first resemblance to the one I’m actually forced to wear. Oh, and most of the nastier photos I have don’t show my face - because I’m incredibly paranoid. (And holy cow, **Turbo Dog** , one of these days I am desperate to see THAT tape. :D) ---
**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-made-your-own-porn/72893/36 "2001-07-24T08:08:24Z")
Background: Two or three years ago, as part of a joke, I promised my best friend a blowjob for Christmas. I was supposed to go visit, but ended up cancelling the trip, so alas, no blowjob for him. He decided instead of a blowjob, I could send him naked pictures of me. He mentioned it so many times, I eventually agreed to sending him the pictures. That was several years ago…I’m still sending him pictures every now and then. It usually starts with me being bored, or him doing me some sort of favor, or winning a bet. They’re all pretty softcore, but could probably haunt me if I got on his bad side. I know he wouldn’t show them to anybody though. Course, I have pictures of him too, so we’re even 🙂 And for the record, I finally gave him that blowjob a couple of weeks ago. All time best performance. 😃 As far as I know, the only pictures of my boobs online are covered…course, I could always be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-made-your-own-porn/72893/37 "2001-07-24T08:48:45Z")
> [@](#): > > None of these pictures exist anymore, however. You hope. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-made-your-own-porn/72893/38 "2001-07-24T10:40:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pammipoo \* > \*\* I promised my best friend a blowjob for Christmas. \*\* [sub]must find a way to become Pammipoo’s best friend[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-made-your-own-porn/72893/39 "2001-07-24T19:16:15Z")
Yep. Nekkid pics exist, for my other half’s eyes only. We like to have fun, and it was a fun thing to do. We still do it every now and again. They’re stored on my other half’s computer, **heavily** encrypted 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-made-your-own-porn/72893/40 "2001-07-24T21:43:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Johnny L.A., I hope you’re not reading this at work… \*\* Oops! Yeah, I’m at work! Hahahaha! In other news… Yeah, I did help my friend videotape some content for his website. I have a light kit and a semi-pro Hi-8 deck (might be getting a DV soon), and “I’ll shoot _anything_!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-made-your-own-porn/72893.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-made-your-own-porn/72893.md?page=3)