I threw up in front of Barry Levinson and George Lucas.
It was at a screening for Levinson’s movie “Sleepers” at Skywalker Ranch. I’d planned to go with a bunch of co-workers, but they all started to cancel, one by one, the day of the movie. The only ones left were me and the one co-worker who hadn’t been to lunch with all of us the day before.
Lucas introduced Levinson, who made a little speech before the movie about how it was a rough cut, and he just wanted to see how audiences reacted before they went into final editing. Then the movie started, and it wasn’t long before I started feeling nauseated. I didn’t want to be rude and walk out in the middle of a private screening, so I stuck it out. After what seemed like three hours, I realize I’m not going to be able to last, so I’d better think about making a graceful exit pretty soon.
Then, there’s a close-up shot of somebody slicing the head off a fish with a cleaver. I jump up and run towards the exit as quietly and politely but as quickly as I can.
As I get to the theater door, I realize that I put it off too long. Luckily, I spot the men’s room door directly across from the theater exit. I walk quickly there and right as I get to the door to the bathroom – I lose it. I throw up all over my hands and the front of my shirt.
I get into a stall, proceed to lose what seems like everything I’ve eaten since I moved to California three years ago, and likely some of the stuff I had on the plane flight over. I then wash up as best as I can in the sink, wait for everything to dry, go back in the stall and throw up again, then wash up again. The movie still isn’t over at this point, so I decide to brave my way back in.
As I’m leaving the bathroom, I remember that on the dash in I noticed a bunch of people standing outside the theater talking to each other, and I realize that I’m going to have to pass them on the way out. I figure if I just look straight ahead, they won’t notice me and I won’t have to be embarrassed. Of course, as I’m leaving I have to glance over, and I see that it’s Levinson standing there with Lucas and a bunch of other Marin county film types.
I was tempted to go back out and say, “I liked Rain Man, honest!” But then I realized that I’d been watching the movie for an hour before realizing that I did have food poisoning, and it wasn’t just that the movie was so bad.