# Ever read any Doper's every post? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 29, 2002, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-read-any-dopers-every-post/106338 "2002-04-29T19:01:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-read-any-dopers-every-post/106338/21 "2002-04-30T17:58:21Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Rico** _ > > I read all of **Esprix’** posts - all 6000 of them… You are very wise, grasshopper… Esprix ---
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-read-any-dopers-every-post/106338/22 "2002-04-30T19:29:32Z")
> [@](#): > > Wow, Euty’s read all of my posts! :: swoon :: Well, as long as we’re playing like that, then I’ll assume **jazzmine** ’s read all of my work! Wow. I’m honored. Nameless compliments are fun. DaLovin’ Dj ---
**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-read-any-dopers-every-post/106338/23 "2002-04-30T19:54:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by zev\_steinhardt \* > \*\*I’ve read every post by **zev\_steinhardt**. > > Zev Steinhardt \*\* [ul]I can’t say I’ve read every post by **kniz** , but those that I missed were at the first, before I learned to preview.[/ul] > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Eutychus_ > **There are two or three posters who I do searches for every day to see what they’ve posted, but I will refrain from giving their names so that everyone can think it’s them.** [ul]… \*\*NOT ME! \*\* …😃 [sup]Not even maybe[/sup][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Winnowill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@Winnowill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnowill)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-read-any-dopers-every-post/106338/24 "2002-04-30T20:22:51Z")
Only if it was someone whose posts were all in one particular thread, who was quickly banned. And then, only by chance (unless I looked at the thread title and thought “train wreck.”) ---
**Author:** ![Amok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Amok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amok)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-read-any-dopers-every-post/106338/25 "2002-04-30T20:26:19Z")
I’ve read every post by [Netranger](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=204). And when you’re dealing with someone who’s been here for over two years… well, that’s not easy. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-read-any-dopers-every-post/106338/26 "2002-04-30T20:30:33Z")
You can read what **OTHER** people post? Damn. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-read-any-dopers-every-post/106338/27 "2002-04-30T20:33:08Z")
Well, when I was first getting to know my friend **rubes** baby, before we had met in person, I read all his posts. **Rubes** has a heart of gold. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-read-any-dopers-every-post/106338/28 "2002-05-01T06:43:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Lightning \* > **Let me think of a recent example… Well, when Flamsterette\_X started posting, I read all of her early posts, but she soon outpaced my ability to keep track of her.** Well, I guess this “vanity search” thing was a good idea… thanks and credit go to **Esprix** for putting the idea in my head! 🙂 **All** of my early posts? **White Lightning** , I think that’s absolutely killer, really. 🆒 I’m sorry that I outpaced your ability to keep track of me… hopefully, you can soon catch up with some of what I say! 🙂 (or should that be a ;)? not so sure… ) But I have never read any Doper’s entire body of work! Maybe on someone with a low post count, if I were so inclined. I fear that **scott evil** has outstripped my ability to keep track of him, but that’s all right. **swampbear** said that he was interested in stalking me on the boards, so… maybe I will have someone read a bunch of my posts! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-read-any-dopers-every-post/106338/29 "2002-05-01T09:41:17Z")
Ditto what **Eonwe** said. Gotta read what my sweetie says. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-read-any-dopers-every-post/106338/30 "2002-05-01T15:38:59Z")
As I was about to post when the board died… I always read anything by **Rue DeDay** , but then I’m his Number One Special Friend, so I owe him no less. No, I’m not a stalker. No, really. I just admire his style. And he makes me laugh. No, that’s not a telephoto lens. And I’d _never_ hire someone to plant numerous remote cameras all over his house and car so I can watch his ever move. Nope, not me. Really. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-read-any-dopers-every-post/106338/31 "2002-05-01T20:28:07Z")
I’ve never read all of anyone’s posts, but there are some Dopers whose posts I’ll always take the time to read when I run across them. **Jarbabyj** , **FairyChatMom** and **Airman Doors, USAF** are among these folks. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-read-any-dopers-every-post/106338/32 "2002-05-01T20:34:02Z")
You can’t actually read ALL of someone’s posts, neccessarily. Not all of the posts are still here. And then there are the posts before the board moved here from AOL… I was the 36th person to register at this site, so I have been around long enough to read everything someone has posted here… but I haven’t. That I know of. Back on the AOL board I read every post every day, so I probably read all of what some people posted there, however. ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-read-any-dopers-every-post/106338/33 "2002-05-01T20:55:40Z")
☹ No one’s read all of my posts? :sniff: And hey…I’m even a member of the Red Dope Double Secret Clique Level 3. Jman oh…and I’ve read all the posts of newbies who have one post who posted in threads that I’ve read. Make sense? ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-read-any-dopers-every-post/106338/34 "2002-05-01T20:58:09Z")
I think I have read all the available posts by some guy named **Cecil Adams**. ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-read-any-dopers-every-post/106338/35 "2002-05-01T23:04:38Z")
I keep tabs on the people I introduce to the Boards (hey, friends protect friends, right? _Right?_ 🙂 ), and a few [sub]not so[/sub] lucky elite get searches from me… 😉 [sub]You don’ t know who you are…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-read-any-dopers-every-post/106338/36 "2002-05-01T23:51:48Z")
A couple of people. They know who they are.🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-read-any-dopers-every-post/106338.md?page=1)