Yeah, well maybe. I pulled a small child off a busy road (but somebody else probably would have if I hadn’t been there).
I was driving along when I spotted a little (<2) kid standing between parked cars. I looked about; no adults. Aah, okay…
I was already going fairly slowly because it was peak hour, but I slowed the car right down to a walking pace in case the kid decided she wanted to waddle out onto the road itself. She did. Right in front of my car.
Rather than pull over and get out, I stopped the car in the middle of the lane to block the traffic. I put the hazards on, got out of the car, and held up my hand to stop the oncoming traffic. Then I slowly walked to the little girl, and crouched down and smiled at her so she wouldn’t freak at this big ugly stranger who was about to pick her up.
I picked up the kid, signalled to my wife to jump into the driver’s seat and get the car off the road, but then I looked at the houses and had no idea which one the child belonged to. I knocked on the door of the closest one, and there was no answer. Then I freaked because I was expecting a parent to realise the child was missing any moment now, and not knowing the child had made it as far as the road, would, knowing my luck, open the door just in time to see me walking away holding her, scream, and call the cops on me.
Luckily that didn’t happen, and I walked next door and saw a woman in the back yard. I called out “Is this your baby?”, and she came up and said she belonged to the house I’d just been to. I told her what had happened.
Then I acted badly. Maybe I was in shock. I dunno. I started on a monologue about how if people couldn’t look after their kids, they shouldn’t have them. blah blah. The woman must have sensed my state, and was very diplomatic.
Just then, the little girl’s mother appeared, frantic. “Have you seen Emma??”, she asked her neighbour, who was by this time holding the little girl. Then the mother saw me, didn’t know who I was, and looked a bit nervous. The neighbour handed the child over, and explained what had happened. I was still freaked out, and was about to launch into a tirade at the mother, when the fact that her child had been standing in the middle of a busy road sunk in, and she went white and burst into tears. I’ve never felt less like a hero in my life. I left her with her child, got back in my car, and got out of there.