# Ever Seen a Celebrity Take a Pee ? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 29, 2001, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509 "2001-09-29T19:39:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/22 "2001-10-01T13:41:02Z")
I peed and dumped a number of times next to JFK Jr. back in his “George” magazine days. One day while we were both squatting, it actually occurred to me that if I went in afterwards and scooped up a floater, I could no doubt sell it on ebay for lots of money. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/23 "2001-10-01T13:46:58Z")
I once peed next to Joe Gibbs at a Ruby Tuesday’s in Fredericksburg, VA when he was still coaching the 'skins. I was drunk and said something like “go hogs,” he quickly went about his business and left. ---
**Author:** ![Vinnie\_Virginslayer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/53a042/32.png) [@Vinnie\_Virginslayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vinnie_Virginslayer)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/24 "2001-10-01T13:53:34Z")
I used a urinal adjacent to one being used by either Steve Van Buren or Norm Van Brocklin of the Philadelphia Eagles championship team (I can’t remember which one it was). Being a big eagles fan I wanted to say something, but he looked a scary old man, so I kept my mouth shut. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/25 "2001-10-01T14:08:11Z")
Robert Duvall at the Peabody in Memphis, me on the left and him on the right. I 'bout shat my shorts. Tried to pick up his bar tab later but someone had already paid it. Gee whiz. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/26 "2001-10-01T14:18:24Z")
Back when I worked in a department store, I had a leak with Santa Claus. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/27 "2001-10-01T14:26:31Z")
I’ve peed next to Robert DeNiro in a Cleveland hotel bathroom. ---
**Author:** ![davesink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@davesink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davesink)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/28 "2001-10-01T15:06:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by essvee \* > \*\*jacques pepin, in o’hare airport. i couldnt see his dick, although i tried. hes one of those stand REAL close kinda guys. \*\* So the next obvious question, did he wash his hands? I must know before I ever buy another bottle of his marinade. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/29 "2001-10-01T16:15:06Z")
I’ve taken a leak next to the following people: Former VA Governor and former United States Senator Charles S. Robb Former VA Governor Gerald L. Baliles Former Associate Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court Lewis Powell John Cusak ---
**Author:** ![Scupper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Scupper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scupper)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/30 "2001-10-01T17:10:30Z")
Malcolm MacDowall - One urinal over in a movie theatre bathroom in Santa Barbara. I once set off Patrick Stewart’s car alarm, and left a crank message on his answering machine (I worked for a non-profit that he was on the board of). At a reception, I waited in line for the bathroom and he was nearby, but that’s about as close to peeing as I’ve seen him. I also clumsily ran into Chris Rock at the Emmys (I was working in the photography room and he was standing directly outside the door to the reception area holding his two emmys for something or other). Again, however, no peeing. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/31 "2001-10-01T18:00:39Z")
I was in the restroom during a taping of Frasier and Kelsey Grammer came up to the next urinal as I was leaving, so I almost did. ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/32 "2001-10-01T20:01:17Z")
In Austin there’s a store called Texas Discount Furniture that used to have these commercials where this guy would yell, “We’ll save you money!” while throwing handfuls of cash at the camera. Once I went in the men’s room at the Horseshoe Lounge and that guy was in there taking a leak. ---
**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/33 "2001-10-01T20:28:06Z")
I took a leak next to Dennis Rodman at Crobar in Chicago once. That was truly startling since I didn’t see him walk up (I was paying attention to my aim for the moment). When I looked over I was staring at a heavily tatooed arm attached to a VERY large man (body size…I didn’t get a look at his Johnson nor did I try). Once I looked up (and up and up) I realized right away who I was looking at (I’m a Bull’s fan and he was playing for the Bulls at the time…he is also a decidedly unique looking human being and kinda hard to miss or mistake). Unfortunately, both of us being a bit occupied at the time, I couldn’t think of anything to reasonably say so that was the extent of my encounter. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/34 "2001-10-02T02:11:35Z")
If ever there was a thread suited for Cafe Society…🙂 See you there! ---
**Author:** ![Heath\_Doolin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Heath\_Doolin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath_Doolin)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/35 "2001-10-02T06:19:54Z")
Heard Slash of Guns and Roses throw up what may have been 6 bottles of Jack Daniels at the Rainbow Room Gwen Stefani pinched my ass and caused me to bonk my head. I was hooking up their speakers at the now defunct Bogarts. And I once stole Jason Thirsk’s (the late Bass player of Pennywise RIP) side of curry potato at a Long Beach health food restaurant while sitting with him. He called me “Second Hand Potato Man” from then on. A nice guy and I miss him. Heard takin a pee various places: Jon Stewart (short guy…had to use the kiddie pisser) Stephen Baldwin (walked up…cracked neck…and sounded like he opened up a firehose…full 3 minutes solid DOOOOOOSH) can’t remember anyone else ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/36 "2001-10-02T16:26:12Z")
I’m not a guy, but I have a “next to a celeb” story too – in a rather famous and posh NYC restaurant, the woman in the stall next to mine asked if I had a ‘square to spare’ for her. As soon as I heard her speak, I was almost positive who she was, but I kept my cool, passed a handful of tissue under the wall, finished up, and managed to meet the one and only Tina Turner at the sinks as we both washed our hands. She looked kinda peeved and turned to me and said “You’d think a place with a $30 shrimp cocktail on the menu could manage to keep the stalls stocked, wouldn’t you?” All I could do was smile and nod, and as she left I said “I’m glad I could help you out!” like a buffoon and she just smiled and waved. ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/37 "2001-10-02T18:14:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rundogrun \* > **I peed and dumped a number of times next to JFK Jr. _snip_ it actually occurred to me that if I went in afterwards and scooped up a floater _snip_** Is it just me, or does the phrase “scoop up a floater” sound like a very short biography of JFK Jr.? _beating a hasty exit_ ---
**Author:** ![pezwookiee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@pezwookiee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezwookiee)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/38 "2001-10-02T20:56:44Z")
Celebriies pee?!?!!? :eek: **Olentzero** , that was so wrong, but so funny. ---
**Author:** ![Oblong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c0e974/32.png) [@Oblong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oblong)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/39 "2001-10-02T21:07:55Z")
I pee’d next to Gabriel Byrne. We then shared a heineken that he smuggled into the wedding. (Wedding only had wine and champaign). Turns out his publicist is from the area and was the groom’s cousin so he tagged along. I’m Irish too so don’t bother asking me if I checked out his size. I already know the answer. ---
**Author:** ![Samiraali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Samiraali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Samiraali)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/41 "2013-06-22T14:16:28Z")
Ya I peed in a stall that was in the middle of two other stalls that were occupied by these celebs: ariana grande and Selena gomez. I knew because when I came out Selena gomez and ariana grande came out, and I stared into their beautiful gleaming eyes. Hey @arianajorge, nice story I believe u cuz I asked her when I saw her. ---
**Author:** ![Samiraali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Samiraali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Samiraali)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/42 "2013-06-22T14:17:30Z")
> [@Arianajorge](#): > > I am girl apparently cuz I’m ariana Jorge. And I am not sure.. But I think once I was at a carnival or something and I had to pee, so I went into the bathroom and took a stall. Apparently someone was waiting outside my stall for me to come out. I couldn’t tell who. I spent 5 minutes in there. I flushed the toilet, and was so curious to see who was outside. I found they were like dancing LOL. I opened the stall door and guess who I saw! SELENA GOMEZ OMG RIGHT! She is my role model and I was soooo embarresed. I apologized, and ran to wash my hands as she took my stall. When she came out I told her I was SOOO sorry and felt bad. I could of known it was her cuz I heard a bunch of people out side my door screaming “SELENA GOMEZ!!!” And I ears her voice like “shut up yeesh!” And I laurd cuz I thought she liked having fans. I guess she needed her privacy.🙂 BTW THIS IS A TRUE STORY AND IF U DON’T BELIEVE ME GO TO HER CONCERT AND ASK HER!!! Lol I believe u:) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509.md?page=3)