# Ever Seen a Celebrity Take a Pee ? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 29, 2001, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509 "2001-09-29T19:39:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/43 "2013-06-22T14:20:20Z")
OMG! How exciting! ---
**Author:** ![Samiraali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Samiraali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Samiraali)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/44 "2013-06-22T14:21:07Z")
Also ariana I think I was there at the carnival when u saw her, cuz I was one screaming Selena gomez, and this 4 year old girl was like “ooh mommy Selena gomez has to peeeeee haha” and her mom was like “we’ll so do you honey!” And Selena was like “don’t we all” and she was dancing. LOLOLO ---
**Author:** ![Samiraali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Samiraali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Samiraali)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/45 "2013-06-22T14:23:04Z")
And then the litte girl was like “but I thought singwers dwont geo to the bathroom” and Selena was like “um ya they do and can’t u see THIS IS AN EMERGANCY!” And the 4 year olds mom was like “I Am so sorry Selena” and I laughed for 2 hours. ---
**Author:** ![Samiraali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Samiraali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Samiraali)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/46 "2013-06-22T14:24:28Z")
Nonstop lol ---
**Author:** ![Samiraali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Samiraali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Samiraali)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/47 "2013-06-22T14:27:58Z")
But seriously ariana isn’t Selena gomez SO lucky to know you. Or is it just that ur SO SO SO lucky to know her. BURN!!! Lol ---
**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/50 "2013-06-22T14:57:45Z")
Tom Lasorda, at Dodgers spring training. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/52 "2013-06-22T15:05:34Z")
This thread was bumped by a teenager on summer vacation, who has been dealt with. Since apparently one or two of you have urinated in the presence of greatness in the last decade, I’ll leave it open. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/53 "2013-06-22T17:18:44Z")
Since this zombie has been revived, it seems like a good place for this joke. John Wayne was having dinner at his favorite restaurant when a distinguished looking man approaches him and introduces himself as a local physician. “Mr. Wayne,” said the doctor, “you have been a hero to me for so many years. It is such a privilege to shake your hand.” “Thanks, Doc,” Wayne responded with his famous grin. The doctor then bent over and said quietly into Wayne’s ear, “Mr. Wayne, as a physician I couldn’t help noticing that when you went to the men’s room a while ago, you came out with your pants leg wet. Mr. Wayne, I really am a fairly prominent physician here in Balboa, and if you have any medical situation, it would an honor for me to treat you at no expense.” Wayne stood up, towering over the doctor. “Well, Doc, you see, it happens every time. I’m standin’ there at the urinal and this feller comes and stands next to me. Then he looks up, turns in my direction, and says, ‘You’re John Wayne!’” ---
**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/54 "2013-06-22T17:35:24Z")
Sorry, Zombie. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/55 "2013-06-22T17:48:22Z")
When I worked for Live Nation, all the time. People like Sting and Billy Joel tended to go from their tour bus straight to the stage then right back on the bus the minute the show ended, but other artists and band members would often hang out backstage with the crew and promotion staff. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/56 "2013-06-22T18:09:33Z")
Not a guy either, but . . . I once stood in line in an overcrowded ladies’ room with Whoopi Goldberg. The line was long and both Whoopi and I were jiggling. We were at one of those small-venue nightclub concerts that Prince was (still is?) in the habit of doing. It was right after the American Music Awards in the late 80s, and the club was filled with celebrities who had driven right over after the awards to see the hottest ticket in town. That was a great night out. ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/57 "2013-06-22T18:55:18Z")
Go to about the seven minute mark [here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQdGaXBErzs) to hear Judy Greer ( crazy Cheryl on Archer ) discuss actresses she has peed next to and who she would _want_ to pee next to. Exciting! Well, not at all really…but for some reason this thread reminded me of that clip :D. ---
**Author:** ![Drum\_God](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drum_god/32/44_2.png) [@Drum\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drum_God)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/58 "2013-06-23T02:36:13Z")
Several years ago, my wife and I went to a Van Halen concert at the American Airlines center in Dallas. After the show, I headed to the men’s room while my lovely bride waited patiently on the concourse outside. The restroom was crowded, but I waited my turn, conducted my business, and washed up. I left the room with a crowd of other guys. When I rejoined my wife, she said, “Oh my God, that was Bowling For Soup!” Yes, I peed next to a One Hit Wonder band. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/59 "2013-06-23T08:26:09Z")
Close. I was standing in line for the men’s room in Studio 54, and this funny little guy in front of me started chatting. I have no memory of what we chatted about . . . and it never occurred to me that he was famous. And if nothing else, I should have ID’d his voice. Later, my partner asked me, “So what were you talking about with Truman Capote?” And I’ve mentioned this in other threads. I once accidentally walked in on Alan Greenspan in the bathroom in Ayn Rand’s apartment. He was on the toilet, in the dark, with the door ajar. Thinking it was unoccupied, I walked in and turned on the light. He said, “I don’t care whether you’re in or out, but please close the door.” I backed out, turned out the light, and left the door ajar, the way I had found it. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/60 "2013-06-23T14:52:41Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > And I’ve mentioned this in other threads. I once accidentally walked in on Alan Greenspan in the bathroom in Ayn Rand’s apartment. He was on the toilet, in the dark, with the door ajar. Thinking it was unoccupied, I walked in and turned on the light. He said, “I don’t care whether you’re in or out, but please close the door.” I backed out, turned out the light, and left the door ajar, the way I had found it. What do you think he was thinking, being in there that way? Could he have been, I dunno, passively open to a sexual encounter? You portray it as an accident - from your POV, it certainly was - but what the heck was he doing? From what I have read, some weird stuff was going on around Ayn Rand - talk about a cult of personality… ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/61 "2013-06-23T22:12:08Z")
> [@stuyguy](#): > > [Unseen and unexpected, **stuyguy** appears from nowhere and sprints to the head pack with a reply that easily leaves the previous posters in the dust.] > > I pissed next to **Charlton Heston**. That’s right, bub, Mr. Getyourhandsoffmeyoufilthyapeandmosestoo, **Charlton Heston**. > > And, no there was no penis comparing. I just told him I liked his appearances on Politically Incorrect. He thanked me. I read Heston’s autobiography _In the Arena_. He spoke of when he had prostate surgery, and the little poem he wrote for his wife, on the post-surgical appearance of his equipment. _“I never saw a purple cock/ I never thought there’d be one./ But think of this, to ease the shock/ Be glad it’s not a wee one.”_ ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/62 "2013-06-25T19:27:01Z")
I know I’ve told this story before, but I don’ t see it in this zombie thread. (That means there has been more than one celebrity peeing thread :eek:) I went to see Patrick Stewart do his one-man version of A Christmas Carol at Caltech. During intermission, I took the only empty urinal, which turned out to be next to Next Generation recurring guest star John de Lancie. Back at my seat I got to tell my girlfriend “I took a P with Q!” Close, but not quite: On the California AIDS ride, I used a port-a-potty immediately after Greg Louganis had vacated it. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/63 "2013-06-25T19:37:23Z")
> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#): > > Close, but not quite: On the **California AIDS ride** , I used a port-a-potty immediately after Greg Louganis had vacated it. California’s Least Popular Theme Park! I’ve peed with at least three legit celebrities: **John Cusack** (Cubs Game), **Jeffrey Tambor** (after a movie screening), and **Michael Shannon** (at a dive bar in Chicago). ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/64 "2013-06-25T19:43:55Z")
Nicholas Brendon, best known as Xander from _Buffy the Vampire Slayer_, at Dragon-Con in Atlanta. Nothing particularly memorable to impart, but, did shoulder-to-shoulder pee with him. ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509/65 "2013-06-25T19:51:24Z")
Mike Mills of REM fame in Antoines SXSW 2010 The full story is in the Big Star thread **Capt** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-seen-a-celebrity-take-a-pee/84509.md?page=4)