Oh, just thought of something that might count: Tuatara
I’ve held meteorite fragments that supposedly pre-date the solar system.
That would be the First Stone?
I’ve been to the Acoma Pueblo in New Mexico. It may be the oldest continuously occupied village (more than 800 years) in the US.
I have seen the oldest working railroad locomotive in the world.
That’s really gneiss.
Well played.
I’ve seen St. Augustine, FL, which is supposedly the oldest city in the U.S.
Indeed.
Starts to say “Your mo–” but gets yanked off staged
Well, if you say it’s the oldest car by Fiat, then it is the oldest car, by fiat.