# Ever suspect that a parking attendant was flatulent in your car?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-suspect-that-a-parking-attendant-was-flatulent-in-your-car/667374
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [August 28, 2013, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-suspect-that-a-parking-attendant-was-flatulent-in-your-car/667374 "2013-08-28T05:21:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
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### Author:  [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2013, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-suspect-that-a-parking-attendant-was-flatulent-in-your-car/667374/1 "2013-08-28T05:21:09Z")
I LMAO years ago at an early Osbournes episode when Kelly was complaining to Sharon that a parking attendant farted in her car. Kelly’s posh Brit accent just made it all the funnier. She was always such a drama queen on that show. I tried to find a youtube clip and couldn’t. A shame because that had to be one of season 1’s funniest moments. Kelly was so prim, proper and so outraged that her car was defiled.
Always wondered in real life if this ever happened to anyone. Have you nearly gagged getting back into your car after the attendant gets out?
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### Author:  [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2013, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-suspect-that-a-parking-attendant-was-flatulent-in-your-car/667374/2 "2013-08-28T05:24:52Z")
Sure, but I figure it’s just payback for the one I left him.
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### Author:  [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2013, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-suspect-that-a-parking-attendant-was-flatulent-in-your-car/667374/3 "2013-08-28T06:07:18Z")
I wondered if maybe Kelly had stiffed the attendant the last time she was there. He may have gotten even the next time she needed her car parked.
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### Author:  [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2013, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-suspect-that-a-parking-attendant-was-flatulent-in-your-car/667374/4 "2013-08-28T13:33:44Z")
Well, _now_ I do.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2013, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-suspect-that-a-parking-attendant-was-flatulent-in-your-car/667374/5 "2013-08-28T13:39:53Z")
I never valet so farting attendants isn’t an issue. Well, technically it is an _issue_, just not within my sinusoidal watershed.
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### Author:  [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2013, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-suspect-that-a-parking-attendant-was-flatulent-in-your-car/667374/6 "2013-08-28T13:53:20Z")
She who smelt it, dealt it.
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### Author:  [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2013, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-suspect-that-a-parking-attendant-was-flatulent-in-your-car/667374/7 "2013-08-28T14:29:27Z")
I’ve never had a valet park my car.
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### Author:  [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-suspect-that-a-parking-attendant-was-flatulent-in-your-car/667374/8 "2013-08-28T15:44:04Z")
No but when I use someone else’s car I always joke that I left a fart in there for them to enjoy later.
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2013, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-suspect-that-a-parking-attendant-was-flatulent-in-your-car/667374/9 "2013-08-28T16:05:21Z")
> [@Draelin](#):
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> Well, _now_ I do.
This. :mad:
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### Author:  [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2013, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-suspect-that-a-parking-attendant-was-flatulent-in-your-car/667374/10 "2013-08-28T16:06:39Z")
> [@control-z](#):
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> I’ve never had a valet park my car.
This is what I was going to post.
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2013, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-suspect-that-a-parking-attendant-was-flatulent-in-your-car/667374/11 "2013-08-28T16:10:19Z")
> [@lieu](#):
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> I never valet so farting attendants isn’t an issue. Well, technically it is an _issue_, just not within my sinusoidal watershed.
> [@control-z](#):
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> I’ve never had a valet park my car.
What they said.
I’d rather park a block away than have a valet hotdog drive my car. Farting is not an issue; car abuse is my concern.