# Ever used an airplane lavatory? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2025, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-used-an-airplane-lavatory/1025541 "2025-12-09T03:37:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 54
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-used-an-airplane-lavatory/1025541/54 "2025-12-09T19:48:35Z")
Remember, I used to be in that line of work. See here from 20 years ago: > [@Any mile high club members? Advice needed.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-mile-high-club-members-advice-needed/246443/12): > > Airline pilot here … Do NOT try the two-guys-in-the-lav thing. Particularly if either of you is under 50 and have dark hair or a good tan. You will be noticed by some passenger who will mention it to a flight attendant and the (silent) alarms will go off. The best outcome will be that you’ll be profoundly embarrassed in front of an audience of 100. The worst outcome is a day (or more) spent with those nice folks from the FBI & their Brave New PATRIOT Act. A guy-and-gal in the lav might, ju… That whole thread is entertaining, not just my one post in it. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-used-an-airplane-lavatory/1025541)._