Ever wanted to be a cryptographer? Now's your chance.

I’ve googled the solution to this, and read an explanation, and I’m still none the wiser. Something to do with computer code in a series of different programming languages, apparently. However, there’s a lot of people out there who solved it in a couple of minutes! That’s some scary, god-like intelligence!

The only code I know is “a=z, b=y, c=x…”

Technically, the title of the thread should be “Ever wanted to be a cryptanalyst? Now’s your chance.” Cyptographers make codes/ciphers, cryptanalysts break them.