# "Every Breath You Take" in minor key

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**Created:** [May 19, 2020, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-breath-you-take-in-minor-key/854092 "2020-05-19T08:01:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-breath-you-take-in-minor-key/854092/1 "2020-05-19T08:01:55Z")

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“Every Breath You Take” by the Police is one of those deceptive songs that has a meaning that’s different than what a superficial listening would lead you to believe. It sounds like a typical love song but when you pay attention to the lyrics you realize it’s about a stalker.

[And this video makes that subtext overt.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JyFrIH2-ns)

Somebody took the original song and manipulated it with a computer so it’s in a minor key. And now it sounds like a song being sung by an obsessive stalker.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-breath-you-take-in-minor-key/854092/2 "2020-05-19T08:28:53Z")

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Phew! That’s _creepy_!

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**Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-breath-you-take-in-minor-key/854092/3 "2020-05-19T11:49:55Z")

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There are a lot of those out there-- I think I remember seeing a thread on this topic here once before.

For the other side of the coin, here’s REM’s [“Losing My Religion”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6KmiIq2-m8) in a major key. It’s transformed from being a song of almost overwhelming existential angst and despair into a song about a guy who’s maybe a little confused about things, but you know in the end everything’s going to be aaaalright. The intro sounds a lot like “Shiny Happy People”.

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**Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-breath-you-take-in-minor-key/854092/4 "2020-05-19T12:01:37Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> “Every Breath You Take” by the Police is one of those deceptive songs that has a meaning that’s different than what a superficial listening would lead you to believe. It sounds like a typical love song but when you pay attention to the lyrics you realize it’s about a stalker.
> 
> [And this video makes that subtext overt.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JyFrIH2-ns)
> 
> Somebody took the original song and manipulated it with a computer so it’s in a minor key. And now it sounds like a song being sung by an obsessive stalker.

I realized that “Every Breath You Take“ was about a stalker from the first time I heard it. And I heard it a lot when it was first released, it got some heavy airplay back in the days of radio.

But I only recently realized that “Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic” is sort of creepy stalkerish as well. I can’t discern if he’s in a relationship of sorts with the woman he’s obsessed with in that song.

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**Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-breath-you-take-in-minor-key/854092/5 "2020-05-19T12:10:52Z")

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Doesn’t really work IMO; it messes up the chord progressions to a jarring degree. For example there’s a I-II chord progression that depends on an unexpected major chord to build and resolve tension.

Yes it does sound a little creepy. Anything in a minor key sounds creepier to the western ear.

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**Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-breath-you-take-in-minor-key/854092/6 "2020-05-19T12:44:04Z")

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Interesting. I’ve always thought EBYT was rather downbeat and frankly, kind of dull. I won’t pretend I ever knew it was being sung from a stalker’s point of view(until I read about it) but it’s always sounded. . . off. I like the minor key version better but it doesn’t sound that much “darker” to me; just better.

I have similar feelings about LMR. Can’t really make that song sound joyful, imo.

On a side note, there’s another thread here positing that Midnight Oil lead singer Peter Garrett is the worst dancer in the business. I’d say Michael Stipe takes that (dis)honor.

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**Author:** ![minor7flat5](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/minor7flat5/32/258_2.png) [@minor7flat5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minor7flat5)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-breath-you-take-in-minor-key/854092/7 "2020-05-19T13:12:00Z")

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Wow!

The top comment under the video by somebody named Mattchester:  
“The major key version is what the stalker hears in his head. The minor key is how it sounds to everyone else.”

That nailed it.

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**Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-breath-you-take-in-minor-key/854092/8 "2020-05-19T13:18:26Z")

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> [@minor7flat5](#):
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> Wow!
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> The top comment under the video by somebody named Mattchester:  
> “The major key version is what the stalker hears in his head. The minor key is how it sounds to everyone else.”
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> That nailed it.

That’s goooooood. This discussion is certainly going to add some enjoyment for me the next time I hear that song. Generally I just turn it off.

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**Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-breath-you-take-in-minor-key/854092/9 "2020-05-19T13:26:19Z")

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Is this a common thing for artists to record songs in different keys?

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**Author:** ![Asylum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@Asylum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asylum)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-breath-you-take-in-minor-key/854092/10 "2020-05-19T13:47:05Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> But I only recently realized that “Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic” is sort of creepy stalkerish as well. I can’t discern if he’s in a relationship of sorts with the woman he’s obsessed with in that song.

He’s definitely not in a relationship with her.

_“I resolved to call her up a thousand times a day  
And ask her if she’ll marry me in some old fashioned way  
But my silent fears have gripped me long before I reach the phone  
Long before my tongue has tripped me  
Must I always be alone?”_

I didn’t take it as stalkerish, more unrequited love.

BTW, are there ANY Police songs that aren’t creepy/depressing?

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> . . .when you pay attention to the lyrics you realize it’s about a stalker

I always thought from the start that it was about an obsessively possessive boyfriend, rather than a stalker.

That’s why the original already has some strategically placed minor chords–it doesn’t need to be so blatant as this remake.

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**Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-breath-you-take-in-minor-key/854092/12 "2020-05-19T13:52:32Z")

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Walking on the Moon?

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**Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-breath-you-take-in-minor-key/854092/13 "2020-05-19T14:31:13Z")

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Major key [Smells Like Teen Spirit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVehv_LDWaE) is 100% a Weezer song.

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**Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-breath-you-take-in-minor-key/854092/14 "2020-05-19T14:58:44Z")

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> [@Asylum](#):
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> He’s definitely not in a relationship with her.
> 
> _“I resolved to call her up a thousand times a day  
> And ask her if she’ll marry me in some old fashioned way  
> But my silent fears have gripped me long before I reach the phone  
> Long before my tongue has tripped me  
> Must I always be alone?”_
> 
> I didn’t take it as stalkerish, more unrequited love.
> 
> BTW, are there ANY Police songs that aren’t creepy/depressing?

Well there’s. . . um . . ._Da Do Do_. That’s peppy (and kind of dumb). That’s all I can think of at the moment.

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**Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-breath-you-take-in-minor-key/854092/15 "2020-05-19T17:26:18Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Is this a common thing for artists to record songs in different keys?

This would seem to be the original recording, processed by a third party using software like [Melodyne](https://www.celemony.com/en/melodyne/what-is-melodyne).

It’s pretty amazing what stuff like that can do!

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> [@Asylum](#):
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> BTW, are there ANY Police songs that aren’t creepy/depressing?

Yeah, making a Police song sound disturbing isn’t exactly hitting one out of the park.

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> “Every Breath You Take” by the Police is one of those deceptive songs that has a meaning that’s different than what a superficial listening would lead you to believe. It sounds like a typical love song

Not to me it doesn’t; I’ve always heard it as dark and brooding and a little menacing.

Maybe it helps that I’ve never known the song without also knowing the dark, artsy, noir-ish [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs) for it.

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> Not to me it doesn’t; I’ve always heard it as dark and brooding and a little menacing.
> 
> Maybe it helps that I’ve never known the song without also knowing the dark, artsy, noir-ish [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs) for it.

I think anyone over a certain age saw that video in tandem with the time it was a big radio hit. I always viewed it as classic “moody, arty, HAMMY Sting”😛 And what young girl doesn’t want to look at Sting,boring tune, and repetitive lyrics aside. I guess I always heard it as less menacing and more broody and longing. Because who broods and longs more than the Police?

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Yeah, I never understood the people who used it as their ‘song’ in weddings. Really? This version doesn’t work for me, though. Maybe if an actual musician re-did it in a minor key, it would work better. Or this one slowed down a bit. . . I dunno, it sounds off to me.

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**Post date:** [May 20, 2020, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-breath-you-take-in-minor-key/854092/20 "2020-05-20T00:18:53Z")

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> [@Telperion](#):
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> Major key [Smells Like Teen Spirit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVehv_LDWaE) is 100% a Weezer song.

The intro, at least, sounds like a comedy show theme, like King of the Hill or Malcolm in the Middle.

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