# Every Girl's Crazy About a Sharp Dressed Santa?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-girls-crazy-about-a-sharp-dressed-santa/473894>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 21, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-girls-crazy-about-a-sharp-dressed-santa/473894 "2008-11-21T19:47:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-girls-crazy-about-a-sharp-dressed-santa/473894/1 "2008-11-21T19:47:04Z")

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I was out running some errands today and in stopping by one of the local grocery stores, I spotted the snazziest looking Salvation Army bellringing Santa I have ever seen. Unfortunately, my [crappy cellphone](http://tuckerfan.googlepages.com/1121081146.jpg) [pics](http://tuckerfan.googlepages.com/1121081145.jpg) don’t really do the guy’s costume justice. An absolutely _prefect_ image of an old time Santa brought to life. He was _also_ rather talented with his hand bells (each one played a different note) and _wasn’t_ just ringing the shit out of them, like so many do. He wasn’t playing any kind of a recognizable tune, but there was a musical quality to how he was ringing them.

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**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-girls-crazy-about-a-sharp-dressed-santa/473894/2 "2008-11-21T21:48:10Z")

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Wow, he really went the extra mile. I’d give him money.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-girls-crazy-about-a-sharp-dressed-santa/473894/3 "2008-11-21T21:56:38Z")

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I suddenly have an urge to drink a Coke.

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/every-girls-crazy-about-a-sharp-dressed-santa/473894/4 "2008-11-21T22:40:23Z")

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What a cool Santa. He looks like he should be on an antique Christmas card. I’d fork out some money for him, too.